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BloodSport
Mon Aug 01 2005, 06:03pm Print
BloodSport
Joined: Thu Jan 20 2005, 07:26pm
Posts: 41
I look forward to smashing your teeth in with a baseball bat and shoving it up your butt before depositing a pile of stinking turds on your chest and slapping you around like the penniless whore that you are.Next post is your first of 3. I look forward to backhanding your teeth across the street.
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BloodSport
Thu Aug 11 2005, 07:41pm
BloodSport
Joined: Thu Jan 20 2005, 07:26pm
Posts: 41
After I have ejaculated in your clenching anus and my cum has finished dribbling down your creamy thighs,you will limp across the room carrying frosty mugs of beer to everyone on this site.Do not try and make out that your role of beer bitch is optional,mine wasnt.It is inevitable,so you may as well enjoy it.Unlike you I am not stupid enough to post my real info on a flame forum opening myself for more abuse.Only a fucking idiot could be so stupid.You Lovenerds,it has to be said, are the perfect idiot.Way to go,dogfucker.

Maybe you could put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger,turdbreath..

I dont haveto say anymore,I know i win this one
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lovernios
Thu Aug 11 2005, 08:54pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
I think it disarmed an unfunny fuck-up like you, all this real life crap

You've got no idea what my insecurities are, and no idea what will annoy/bother me.

It's pretty funny how you've turned this into a fantasy epic where you end up butt-fucking me in a flame forum, and then try to dispell the obvious point that I already won this tiresome and feeble 'callout'.

So, in your final plea of this callout, one you've had days on end to consider, and all we get is:
1.) you humping me
2.) something about ME being a beerbitch, when there is a more obvious conclusion
3.) a huge void of abuse directed at me, all the while you claiming there is ample openings for such abuse
4.) I am a 'perfect idiot', obviously incorrect here.
5.) a dogfucker, which is out of the blue and superfluous at best
6.) the lame suicide plea.
7.) the dumpy idea returns.
8.) nothing more to say? nothing said yet boyfriend!!!


So, put your dad's frilly negligee away, there's to be no sex between you and I. I don't want to hurt your feelings, because I know such infatuations are real. I once had a crush on my teacher too, but it just wasn't realistic to bring into reality. Like I said before, I am flattered, but the feelings are not mutual, or useful.

One more lump of sarcasm and insult for you, before this thread is evaluated by members of this board. At this point, I am sure it is just piling on, but the amusement in such a thing is a pretty enticing thing. So:

I think you should just abandon all thoughts of flaming for ever
You are an unfunny mental midget with nothing to add to anyone's perceptions
The is an excercise in futility for you, the art of the insult is lost completely
You are so pathetic, I actually feel bad for you
You are like an angry baby that no one but mommy understands
You probably need a diaper change and a nap
You need to be assraped by Mr T

You are a dumb, unfunny and hopelessly ensconsed beer-bitch forever, and brainless and smegma-laden piece of wretched human filth that is a waste of anyone's pity.

PLEASE TAKE YOUR FLAME LOSS LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE
and beat feet the hell gone.
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CelestialApokalypse
Thu Aug 11 2005, 09:16pm
CelestialApokalypse
Joined: Sat Jan 29 2005, 08:28am
Posts: 756
This is like watching Mike Tyson face off in the ring against a paraplegic with down's syndrome... you know it's going to be viscious and ugly, but you can't help but to watch and see just how much punishment is going to be dished out.
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lovernios
Thu Aug 11 2005, 10:55pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
I just cannot get over the massive ineptitude of such a self-professed flamer extraordinaire.
Bloodsport has got a big fat nothing going on here.
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BlackSpydra
Thu Aug 11 2005, 11:48pm
BlackSpydra
Joined: Wed Feb 23 2005, 10:41pm
Posts: 103
*looks around* does it really have to go to the vote?
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AspHole
Fri Aug 12 2005, 04:34am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
Posts: 1456
hahahahaha

wrote ...

So, put your dad's frilly negligee away, there's to be no sex between you and I. I don't want to hurt your feelings, because I know such infatuations are real. I once had a crush on my teacher too, but it just wasn't realistic to bring into reality. Like I said before, I am flattered, but the feelings are not mutual, or useful.

p/////-93
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Thrash
Sat Aug 13 2005, 11:42pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
Yes, yes you are.
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lovernios
Sat Aug 13 2005, 11:57pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
i guess that was kinda funny haha

So, when are the grades coming out, or is this some kind of lame tail off thread deal?
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Thrash
Sun Aug 14 2005, 09:27pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
No, I instituted VOTING ...
However, I can STILL grade it if you'd like ...
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lovernios
Sun Aug 14 2005, 11:38pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
yeah, just want one Thrash report!
this is my third flame war, and still no grade
I missed the switchover to voting, it seems so impersonal
funny how Bloodsport won't even vote for himself tho
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AspHole
Mon Aug 15 2005, 05:47am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
Posts: 1456
Welp, BloodyAnus gets pro'lly a D- for his 'unique' skillz... Lovernios... I'll give that one a "B" because you were pretty much toying with him instead of going for the kill...
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MissMeg
Mon Aug 15 2005, 06:59pm
MissMeg
Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 03:32am
Posts: 1238
We should have Flaming 101 Thread somewhere...
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Thrash
Fri Dec 16 2022, 01:46am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
How do you go for the kill with someone who walks into every post holding a scalpel ...
.... and then uses it to slice a different artery of his in every post
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