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Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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"mosh" wrote ... Dave should post the bullshit that we gibber to each other... I swear, when I get to Jax, I'm gonna hump his leg...
The Son of Mosh says: I should get a better browser than IE... Thrash says: go to msn.com Thrash says: search for "ww" (no quotes) ... see what comes up and in what order; it's hilarious The Son of Mosh says: you know you're sending me into the mouth of hell by directing me to msn.com Thrash says: i mean, just look at that one part of it Thrash says: sheesh The Son of Mosh says: hehehe... The Son of Mosh says: weight watchers, ugg boots, March of dimes, TSi... hahaha The Son of Mosh says: Ugg boots!!! Thrash says: i know, it's funny where we fit Thrash says: the site's building though The Son of Mosh says: I like your style Dave, just jam TSi amongst the fatties and the fashion forward Thrash says: yeah ... that way it's fair for all Thrash says: from Rosanne to Kate Moss he Son of Mosh says: zoomie wouldn't know what to do if he had them two in the same bed Thrash says: prolly suffocate Thrash says: and inhale Kate trying to breathe The Son of Mosh says: choke The Son of Mosh says: I'd pay to see that Thrash says: yeah Thrash says: sadly (and sickly), me too
========================== (About going to RooLand and slapping Steve Irwin and fucking Terry with a digereedoo)
The Son of Mosh says: don't worry, we'll find as much malignant wildlife as you can handle The Son of Mosh says: whatever you wanna get up to, we'll see if we can do it... Thrash says: WOOHOO! Thrash says: and I can take it too, I ate Wheaties once Thrash says: and with a SPOON! The Son of Mosh says: I used my fingers Thrash says: Ewww, after your morning dump? The Son of Mosh says: I wondered why they had flavour... Thrash says: "They taste kind of ... nutty!" The Son of Mosh says: just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy The Son of Mosh says: ooops thats coco pops Thrash says: I rarely poop "marbles" .... Thrash says: or "pops" Thrash says: that's kookoo The Son of Mosh says: sheep shit... you ever see sheep shit? like coco pops Thrash says: i have, yes The Son of Mosh says: thankfully, Australia is not knee deep in sheep shit... Thrash says: so what're we gonna use for lube then? Thrash says: oh, yeah .... roo goo Thrash says: that's right The Son of Mosh says: wombat entrails Thrash says: guana? The Son of Mosh says: goanna? Goanna oil rules Thrash says: /me sings "Goanna go for a ride?" The Son of Mosh says: them things are viscious lil fuckers Thrash says: woiley ones, nar? The Son of Mosh says: man, Aussies don't sound like that anymore hahaha Thrash says: let me have my fantasy, baby The Son of Mosh says: ok... sorry... The Son of Mosh says: I'm developing the perfect bogan accent as we speak... The Son of Mosh says: it's gonna be a whole new language The Son of Mosh says: dude, I'm gonna split, goin out with the girl for a while... take it greasy yeah? Thrash says: I'll try
Thrash says: Danni's ok with US having cruel, mad, sordid seckz though, right? The Son of Mosh says: sure... why would she worry about that? you can only get aids once, right? Thrash says: hahahaha Thrash says: I don't know, I'll have to have you wrap it so you don't give it to me. The Son of Mosh says: hehehe...I promise to douche first...
