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Thrash
Sun Feb 20 2005, 10:20pm
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Just don't go via "luggage class" and you'll be just fine.
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Sun Feb 20 2005, 10:22pm
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hahahahahahaaa!

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Thrash
Tue May 15 2007, 04:13am
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Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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REPOSTING - LOSS DUE TO CMS CHANGE!

** Entering DogSex.com chatroom **
** Your screenname is now Thrash **
Dogsex0r: Hello Thrash
Thrash: Yo, how goes?
Dogsex0r: fine, you?
Thrash: It's cool ... Hey, I just saw the online show you put on, damn your collie's sexy
Dogsex0r: Yeah, I think so too.
Thrash: I have to ask, what does dog cum taste like, anyway?
Dogsex0r: Well, it tastes ok, better than human i think, then again I can alter his diet to taste, so to speak.
Thrash: Wow, so instead of Kibbles N'Bits your feeding him Nipples N'Tits?
Dogsex0r: Something like that.
Thrash: Wow, so what's horse or pony juice taste like?
Dogsex0r: Well, to tell you the truth, I've never tasted it, that person on the site in the pictures is my friend, Jen.
Dogsex0r: I have had sex with them though
Thrash: Kickin'. what's it like to have sex with a pony or a horse?
Dogsex0r: well it's kinda hard, it's like taking a fist or something in you.
Thrash: oh, so sex with someone who's hung like a pimple wouldn't do anything for you since you are used to taking it from these huge animals?
Dogsex0r: well, a dog's not too big.
Thrash: yeah, but I noticed a lot more oral with the dog. I'm observant like that.
Dogsex0r: ive noticed, good for you
Thrash: if my friend and I took it in the pail by a horse or a pony and it hurt us and someone asked us what happened to our rectums could we merely say "a horse/pony wrecked'em."?
Dogsex0r: uhm, i suppose you could, yes
Thrash: So, what about if we put a snake in you?
Dogsex0r: ive never tried that
Thrash: nono, follow me here .... we put a snake in you, that way when I have sex with you the snake will squeeze my willy and thus the horsestretched you and your friend don't even have to worry about me, you can just keep blowing the dog or something.
Dogsex0r: are you serious?
Thrash: hellz yeah .... oh, and can it be a 'ball' python? I'd really like it to stick its head out and lick muh nads while I'm doing you.
Dogsex0r: well, i typically only allow a couple of questions a person, but thanks for patronizing my website.
Thrash: don't thank me, thank this dude, uhm, 'James', it's his account I hacked. You know, money's never an object .... when it's someone else's, that's why I splurged and authorized the 2bux for the live chat!
Dogsex0r: ok, i'm going now
Thrash: 'asta la pony

** Dogsex0r has left the chatroom **

** You have been disconnected by the administrator **

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goodgirl020: hi thrash, wanna chat?
ThrashInc: can I fuck you with a clawhammer?
goodgirl020: lol why would you wanna do that?
ThrashInc: because I daydream of carpenters all day and it'd really mean a lot to me.
goodgirl020: yor silly. so tell me about you.
ThrashInc: well, i'm tall, thin, generic.
goodgirl020: what do you do for work and where do you live?
ThrashInc: I live on Jax Beach and I dance naked with an accordion in the sand for nickels.
goodgirl020: lol so do you have a girlfriend?
ThrashInc: yes, but she's addicted to cod and it's hard to love a woman that smells like fish. wait, nevermind, that's the cat .....
goodgirl020: so, what do you wanna talk about?
ThrashInc: let's talk about sex baybee, let's talk about u n me let's talk about all the bad thing that I do with rats, you see, let's eat out my ex .......
goodgirl020: ok, what do you wanna know about me?
ThrashInc: I assume you aren't a virgin .... but have to ever 'done it' with the spindle that comes with a stack of blank cd disks?
goodgirl020: no, i can't say that I have.
ThrashInc: mmkay .... how about this, let's pretend .....
goodgirl020: ok, i think i like that
ThrashInc: ok, I want you to lay back, slowly disrobe ....
goodgirl020: mmmm ok
ThrashInc: wait, yer not fat or ugly or have a tattoo of Bob Barker on your ass do you?
goodgirl020: uhm, no
ThrashInc: good, good ..... so lie back, let Thrash take ova'!
First thing I want you to do is touch your love machine and say "I want you Thrash!".
goodgirl020: mmmmm, i want you Thrash
ThrashInc: mmmmm, good, good .... now say "I want a weedeater across my subtle muff but only by you my greek god of ghoulish gargening!" ....
goodgirl020: lol ... why?
ThrashInc: dammit, yer ruining it here.
goodgirl020: sorry.
ThrashInc: Sorry doesn't cut it, goodbye
goodgirl020: no no wait, i'll do it
ThrashInc: too late now, the mood's gone, however, I'll be glad to get back into the mood if you .....
ThrashInc: if you ......
goodgirl020: if I want?
ThrashInc: take a pic on the roof of you and the neighbor's dog, a parakeet, 2 cats, and the guy across the street with the hair on his back that watches you shower performing a 6way across-the-globe while the theme song to' My Mother The Car' is playing in the background.
goodgirl020: WHAT?
ThrashInc: really, now. it'll help me get back into the mood to cyber lick your Willy Nelson.
goodgirl020: Ok, i'll go see if the neighbor's up for it. I'll be back
ThrashInc: DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME! You have 4 minutes, and to show you I'm serious, you now have 35 seconds!

** goodgirl020 signed off ** Edited Tue May 15 2007, 04:36am
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Thrash
Tue May 15 2007, 04:13am
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Corinnehatesyou: hey there
ThrashInc: wazzap? wanna molest a monkey together?
Corinnehatesyou: only if i get the back
ThrashInc: deal
Corinnehatesyou: w00t w00t
ThrashInc: and I get to operate the hedgeclippers
Corinnehatesyou: aww man... can't we take turns?
ThrashInc: nono, that's only with the eggbeater
Corinnehatesyou: well so long as i get a turn with that i'm sassified.
ThrashInc: and when you is sassified you start calling my name, you say 'dave thrash, dave thrash, dave thrash ... oooooo SHIT, dave thrash!"
Corinnehatesyou: why dave thrash?
ThrashInc: got a better name?
Corinnehatesyou: no, i just wondered why not just dave or just thrash.
ThrashInc: cause it wouldn't fit in the song ... duh!
Corinnehatesyou: silly me... should have known.
ThrashInc: yeah
Corinnehatesyou: i guess that's deserving of a flogging?
ThrashInc: yes
ThrashInc: * bends over *
Corinnehatesyou: hehehe *gets to floggin*
ThrashInc: do it until your arm hurts, that'll learn ya!
Corinnehatesyou: it'll learn me right good
ThrashInc: damn straight.
Corinnehatesyou: so, how's life in dave-land?
ThrashInc: it's spifftasticular
Corinnehatesyou: wow, that's quite a thing to be
ThrashInc: currently on another board I've removed my brain and am blissfully drooling while fucking a cabbage
Corinnehatesyou: that's so hot.
ThrashInc: i know
Corinnehatesyou: =D
ThrashInc: yeah, that's it, open wide
ThrashInc: ok, back in a bit

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ThrashInc: y'all r'tards
volYAEcom: shut up
ThrashInc: tard
ThrashInc: here, i have a joke for you
volYAEcom: ok
ThrashInc: there's a teacher and everytime this student answers a question the teacher replies, "Very good, Retardo" .....
ThrashInc: Well
volYAEcom: =-O
ThrashInc: for example, she'll ask, "What's 1+1" and he'll say "2" and she'll say "Very Good, Retardo"
volYAEcom: really
volYAEcom: keep going
ThrashInc: "What's the capitol of Connecticut?"
"Hartford"
"Very good, Retardo"
volYAEcom: uh hu
ThrashInc: and also things like "Name a striped animal"
volYAEcom: huh*
ThrashInc: so, drue, name a striped animal
volYAEcom: tiger
ThrashInc: "Very good, Retardo"
ThrashInc: hahaha
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Thrash: yo, rob
Hipnosus: yo me
Thrash: no, dammit, yo
Thrash: YOU
Hipnosus: ME yo
Thrash: no, dammit .... YOU
Hipnosus: YOU, me?
Thrash: no, you, me
Hipnosus: you, me, no?
Thrash: no, you, THEN me
Hipnosus: you yoed me though no?
Thrash: yes, i yo'd you, however, a yo is just a go to say hello, no?
Hipnosus: Oh, yo, I know, start over, so, you yo me and I hello, yo, ok go.
Thrash: Ok, I'll give it a go. I said yo, you ... you know, like Chrissy Snow, ergo, it's like when i say hello to Brooke's cat, Moe-Moe ....
Hipnosus: oh, I didn't know, hmm so hello...me?
Thrash: good show, yes, hello Foe
Hipnosus: cool so, yo wut up Foe?
Thrash: I'm just layin' low with a cup o'joe while molesting this doe who's a ho with a banjo
Hipnosus: DOH! that's low yo, how you gonna have a go at a ho and tape the show fo yo bro?
Thrash: so, it's low to molest ho does with banjos while taping the show, bro? That's why I use a bow covered with snow to sew the ho doe's hole after I blow my load, FoeBro
Hipnosus: o ... k

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Laina1234: ah shaddup =)
ThrashInc: dammit, where's my bitchslap?
Laina1234: consider yourself bitchslapped =)
ThrashInc: WOO!
Laina1234: cmon, curiosity is killing the cat?! what is it?! are you pregnant?!!!
ThrashInc: yes, how did you know? I fucked a shetland pony for "DaveAndHisZooLoves.Com" and it's all finally caught up with me
Laina1234: I KNEW IT!!
Laina1234: (hold on while I check out the site!)
ThrashInc: yep. it's ok, I'm still holding out for you to knock me up one day
Laina1234: I know you want to bear my puppies
ThrashInc: oh, yeah ... i just love doggie-style
Laina1234: ever have wild monkey sex?
ThrashInc: is that anything like rodeo sex? and a nice big Dirty Sanchez is where it's at!
Laina1234: uhhh..... no, not quite......
ThrashInc: ok, what is it then?
ThrashInc: and can it be done anally?
Laina1234: isnt rodeo sex when you take her from behind, grab her hair and tell her you fucked her sister?
ThrashInc: yeah
Laina1234: right church, wrong pew
Laina1234: I supposed it could be done anally
ThrashInc: if there's pew involved it's definately an anal thing!
ThrashInc: anyway, what is it? when you hang from a fixture with one hand and jack off with the other in a cage?
Laina1234: no, you see for wild monkey sex you either have to have trapeze installed over the bed, two of them actually
Laina1234: no, thats wild monkey masturbation.....
ThrashInc: oh, i get the two confused
Laina1234: you are confused between masturbation and sex? gee, remind me never to ask YOU out on a date!
ThrashInc: I jack off a lot while having sex, usually with the girl's vagina
Laina1234: what do you do with your own vagina?
ThrashInc: well, sometimes, it's only 'cause I can't reach my own ass without falling off the couch.
ThrashInc: That's typically why I use other people's asses to masturbate as well.
ThrashInc: It's all quite simple, really
Laina1234: yeah, falling off the couch would pretty much ruin the mood
ThrashInc: Well, yeah .... unless of course you hit your head REALLY hard on the coffee table
ThrashInc: I did that once, smacked the cat in the eye with Dr. FeelGood and damn near killed the thing
ThrashInc: Which I guess would have been ok, I'd have just skullfucked it in that case
Laina1234: has he fully recouperated>
ThrashInc: The cat's fine, pussy heals. You should know that, you've been ripped apart by children, sheesh!

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I'm using my friend's computer and this guy breaks in from ICQ to "Random Chat" me. Here's how I abused him.

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107203007: Hi!! How are you? Are you open minded and up for some fun? If you are, get back to me so we can chat!!
Goddess: Do you like getting head from llamas?
Speed Demon: depends on the lamas!!
Goddess: oh, I like the "mink" ones myself

Speed Demon: really?
Goddess: and there's nothing like the feeling of a platypus genty tickling my clit with it's silky bill
Goddess: would I lie to you?

Speed Demon: don't know?
Goddess: what "does it" for you, man? Or are you an "Interphylum" lova?
Speed Demon: i love eating a nice hot pussy!!!
Goddess: funny you should mention that
Speed Demon: why is that?
Goddess: I think it's really sexy when I'm going down on my cat and we're position just so the bonzai tree brushes gently across my ass
Goddess: there's nothing quite like it in the world

Speed Demon: so you like a nice bush too?
Goddess: Bush is good, But I'd rather be beating until there's lots of GORE, man
Speed Demon: sounds rough
Goddess: It is, when I'm 69'ing my dog, however, we have a tendency to fight over the rubber bones
Goddess: And I fall off the couch sometimes when I'm trying to lick my ass.

Goddess: so, have you ever had anal sex with a parakeet?

Speed Demon: yup

Goddess: .... and never forget, and I can't say this enough, GREASE MICE UP BEFORE FUCK THEM

Goddess: so, can I add you to my list, lover?
Goddess: I need a friend to take me to the zoo soon
Speed Demon: cool, you have a great sense of humour and imagination.
Goddess: Wait, you think this is humor?
I'm currently housing a guinea pig in my ass, I can take a pic if you'd like.
Speed Demon: sure thing!!!
Goddess: ok, but I'm using Kodak film, uhm, I'll have to mail them to you.

Goddess: So, do I make randy, baybee?
Speed Demon: describe yourself!!!
Goddess: ok, I kinda look like, well, me, only taller ... You?
Speed Demon: same for me, kinda funny...no??
Goddess: oh, and I have bigger boobs than I do.
Goddess: wow, we're twins.
Speed Demon: cool
Goddess: yeah
It's kinda cool that we're twins, you know, since everyone always tells me to go fuck myself.
Goddess: Now I can! WOO!
Speed Demon: would love to see that
Goddess: but, being the hermaphrodite that I am, I'm not sure if I should even take offense when people tell me to go fuck myself, I mean, would you?
Goddess: see what?
Speed Demon: fucking yourself
Goddess: Me fucking you? It's easy, we look alike, just grab it and throttle, man!
Goddess: c'mon, you know you wanna
Goddess: Here;s I'll draw the imagry
Goddess: ok, picture this

Goddess: We're aloine in a candlelit room,. music playing
Goddess: I slowly unzip your pants
Goddess: taking it out ('cause I can't wait)
Goddess: I stroke you ever so gently
Goddess: getting you to the peak of your manliness
Goddess: I tell you to close your eyes

Goddess: I take the K-Y and lube you up properly
Goddess: I then take my inflatable donkey, Snoo, and insert you into his waiting ass
Goddess: No, don't blow your load, I have more in store for you. Are you with me?
Speed Demon: yes
Goddess: ok

Goddess: now, after about 10 minutes of fucking my inflatable electric donkey (Now, it's important you don't cum just now, it's actually a Plug in the wall donkey and the anal walls are a little broken down) .... It's a shock hazard dude

Goddess: ok, I then remove your pearly penis and insert a mercury girbil butt-plug into you
Goddess: you with me?

Speed Demon: yup
Goddess: ok, good, bonus
Goddess: Now, what are you doing to me now, it's my turn, lover?
Speed Demon: this is the funniest thing i have ever heard
Goddess: no, no laughing, giggling like schoolgirls on fire only
Goddess: what are you gonna do to me, baby
Speed Demon: describe your body in detail
Goddess: well, I'm 5'8", 3 legs, if you count my partial penis or my tail, I have long flowing plaid hair that's purple and orange, paisly eyes, and I sometimes answer to the name "lkjasdflkjh", but only if you sing it to me.
Speed Demon: doesn't do a thing for me. sorry!!!
Goddess: awww, but baby, after all we've been through
Goddess: and yet, I know nothing about you.
Goddess: what do you look like, sugarcolon?
Speed Demon: i still know nothing about you!!!
Goddess: sure, you do
Goddess: I'm being nothing but honest with you.
Speed Demon: i stand 6'3" tall, brown hair and eyes, athletic and well endowed!!
Goddess: wow, good to know you aren't hung like a pimple like my last bf's were
Speed Demon: i got a nice 8" cock and very thick!!
Goddess: how endowed, baybee? and where are you from?
Goddess: 8" cock? Cool, I have a friend that a farmer that has a rooster that big too
Goddess: and lemme tell ya, roosters are some thick fuckin' chikkin

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x callogen rock: come visit me for new year's
ThrashInc: ok ... open wide
x callogen rock: what what?
ThrashInc: you said "come"
x callogen rock: oh.
ThrashInc: and then "me"
x callogen rock: he he he he he
ThrashInc: heh
ThrashInc: yer funny ....
ThrashInc: can I poke you?
ThrashInc: ** picks up a stick **
x callogen rock: sure
x callogen rock: go ahead, poke me
ThrashInc: TEEHEE!
ThrashInc: ** poke poke poke poke **
x callogen rock: : )
ThrashInc: teehee!
x callogen rock: meh. im gonig now
ThrashInc: ok, I'm done poking you anyway
ThrashInc: Cab fair's on the nightstand
x callogen rock: oh
x callogen rock: haha
x callogen rock: thanks
ThrashInc: indeed
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Thrash
Tue May 15 2007, 04:14am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
XXXXXX: Hi, wanna chat?
ThrashInc: Hey, can you do me a favor?
XXXXXX: ok what?
ThrashInc: can you move to the right, i can't see you through your window.
XXXXXX: you can see me?
ThrashInc: yes
XXXXXX: how?
ThrashInc: I'm hooked up in the Hubble Project.
XXXXXX: if you can see me what am I doing now?
ThrashInc: typing shit to me while you stroke your cat's bone, silly.
XXXXXX: Whoa, you really can so me!
ThrashInc: Yep .... Can you do me another favor?
XXXXXX: Sure
ThrashInc: Take your clothes off, grab a featherduster and do a raindance over your goldfish bowl?
XXXXXX: What will that do for you?
ThrashInc: it's not for me, it's for my python, Heavy D.
XXXXXX: uhm, I'll be right back ....
ThrashInc: (10 min later) Ok, but hurry, hes about to cum!

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This dude's username on another board is "la"
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SoFreakish420: yo thrash
ThrashInc: lalalalalalamppost
SoFreakish420: heyyyy
ThrashInc: lalalalawhat'sup?
SoFreakish420: nothing much how are u
ThrashInc: lalalalaI'mFineandlalalayou?
SoFreakish420: hahaha
SoFreakish420: im good
ThrashInc: lalalalathat'sgreatlalalalalaanythingnew?
SoFreakish420: hahahah nope
ThrashInc: lalalalalathat'stoolalalalaingbad
SoFreakish420: yeah i guess
SoFreakish420: what have u been up to
ThrashInc: lalalalanothinglalalalajustdjing
SoFreakish420: sweet
ThrashInc: lalalalalayesitislalalalagettingdrunk
SoFreakish420: fun!
ThrashInc: lalalalayeah,itislalalalamyvaginahurts
SoFreakish420: hahahaha
SoFreakish420: im sorry
ThrashInc: lalalalalait'soklalalalamidol
SoFreakish420: hahaha greaT
ThrashInc: lalalalai'vegottogolalalalathegirlswantsme
lalalalaseeyalalalalalavegetablelasagna
SoFreakish420: hmm didnt get that one but bye!
ThrashInc: lalalalalalalalalahastalalalavista
SoFreakish420: hahaha bye
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Caidem: im wearing a wifebeater and a pair of adidas shorts and im still hot as hell
ThrashInc: oooo, secksaie
Caidem: oh yeah
ThrashInc: oooo bb
Caidem: actually if i would have posted that at a skinhead website id be getting nine million pms
ThrashInc: hahaha
Caidem: hmmm maybe i should.....
ThrashInc: hmmm, lemmie see first, I wouldn't want them to get OVERexcited now
ThrashInc: besides, I've not alliterated n a while
Caidem: ack
Caidem: very true
Caidem: and you know how your alliteration gets me all hot and bothered
ThrashInc: oh yeah .... specially when yer already hot
Caidem: /me blushes
ThrashInc: /me is bored
ThrashInc: /me needs to sleep but can't
ThrashInc: /me need a wet-vac, a butt plug, an ape with an oral fetish, and a nun ...

STAT!
Caidem: eep
ThrashInc: what?
ThrashInc: im making soup
Caidem: what kind?
ThrashInc: ** points above to his list **
ThrashInc: see those things up there?
Caidem: yes
ThrashInc: It's an AssPotato Soup ...
Caidem: aha
ThrashInc: with cabbaroid garnish
Caidem: aha
Caidem: brb
ThrashInc: yeah, see if you can rustle up those things for me
ThrashInc: ** Hears the theme from Jeopardy in the distance **

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(A few minutes pass)
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Caidem: hey
ThrashInc: oh good. you found a horse
ThrashInc: ** poke poke **
Caidem: sorry havent been on aol for awhile,
checking my mail
ThrashInc: ahhhhh
ThrashInc: ** takes the reigns and leads the horse to the boiling pot **
ThrashInc: he's not gonna fit ....
ThrashInc: ** breaks out a chainsaw **
ThrashInc: WHOA, TRIGGA!
Crikey, this is a woiley one!
Let's see what happens when I put a motorized saw in his ass ...

** BZZZZZTTTTT BZZZTT! **

Gee williker, he's really roiled up nar!

Caidem signed off at 4:24:19 AM.

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Goth: Hey, you seem dark and sexy
ThrashInc: I am, or so my mother tells me.
Goth: haha, that's so hot
ThrashInc: So's my mom, wanna have a 3 some with her
Goth: wow, a threesome with you and your mom?
ThrashInc: Oh, I'm invited too?
Goth: of course, silly.
ThrashInc: Oh, well, in that case I get the back
Goth: ok, whatever you want.
Goth: so, are you a dark lover?
ThrashInc: No, I prefer mine medium rare. Unless we're talking about chikkins, then I prefer legs and thighs, just like with women, and I guess that's dark meat. Especially on women depending upon how high up 'em you go.
Goth: so, are you into cyber sex?
ThrashInc: With a chikkin? No ..... It takes them too long to reply, they are strictly 'hunt-and-peck' typers.
Goth: no, i mean with people.
ThrashInc: Oh, I've never tried that before, but I'll try anything once.
Goth: I'm sure you'll like it
ThrashInc: Ok, you start
Goth: Mmmmmm, what are you wearing?
ThrashInc: a wetsuit, a pair of Levi's Docker's, and a spacesuit.
Goth: Mmmmm, hot ... and what are you doing right now
ThrashInc: wiping the steam off of the the front of the helmet, it's too cold in here.
Goth: do you wanna know what I'm wearing?
ThrashInc: hmmmm, i guess, but what's the point if you aren't gonna be wearing it much longer, I mean, we've other things to concentrate on here, like, how long it'll take me at get out of this spacesuit.
Goth: it's ok, we can get you out.
ThrashInc: well, ok.
Goth: lol im wearing a nice nighty, black of course and nothing else
ThrashInc: wow, ok, well, can I borrow it to wipe off the inside of the glass here so I can see you better?
Goth: lol sure
ThrashInc: Thanks
ThrashInc: oh, wait ... something's hapening here .....
Goth: really?
ThrashInc: yeah, ... Houston, we've got a problem!
Goth: what what's the problem?
ThrashInc: whew, I spilled Tang on the rocket.
Goth: the rocket?
ThrashInc: would you prefer I called it the Admiral?
Goth: no rockets fine
ThrashInc: anyway, go on
Goth: ok so now im naked and im lying back and touching myself
ThrashInc: really? why? isn't that hard to do in zero gravity?
Goth: no, i actually like it
ThrashInc: oh, ok, now what?
Goth: mmmmm, slowly touching ,yself
ThrashInc: you type pretty fast for someone touching themself in space.
Goth: you're the one in the spacesuit, silly
ThrashInc: ** looks around **
** feels trapped **
** screams **
Goth: lol
ThrashInc: oh, my GOD
Goth: what?
ThrashInc: ** looks at the figure in front of him **
It's a BLACK HOLE!
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goth: where? what.
ThrashInc: It's a black hole, and I con't git anay mooore poower, capteen.
Goth: poower?
ThrashInc: code red!
Goth: wait, i thought you wanted to cyber
ThrashInc: we aren't? thought it was all about imagining a scene and both taking turns with it.
Goth: yeah, a sexual scene
ThrashInc: oh, in that case, go on
Goth: ok, so I'm now all spread out and masturbating, waiting for you
ThrashInc: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! There's that damned black hole again!
** Feels its gravity sucking him in **
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**** skeeeeeeee-splut ****
** disappears **
Goth: thrash?
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AspHole: hey dickhole... get any good mail lately?
ThrashInc: email?
AspHole: snail
ThrashInc: uhm, i don't know
ThrashInc: not the past few days, no
AspHole: eh... keep and eye on it
ThrashInc: what is it?
AspHole: it's usually an envelope with some contents inside it that some people send to other people over a long (or sometimes short) distance that some federal employees carry around for a little while, and then drop in these little boxes of the recepient
ThrashInc: oh, like, sperm samples?

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138862274(17:29 PM) :
hi !!!
do you want to see some of my pics? i'm 16 yo and i want your opinion about my dick .......

Bunny Wabbit(17:29 PM) :
WOW! 16? And you already have a dick? Thats great!
X X X(17:30 PM) :
wanna see it ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:31 PM) :
well, i know what a penis looks like already... why do you want me to see it?
X X X(17:32 PM) :
cause i want to know what weman thik about my penis....
X X X(17:33 PM) :
wanna see it ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:33 PM) :
all women love penis, it should matter the size, unless of course, your dwarfed...
Bunny Wabbit(17:33 PM) :
or it has thouse blister things on it...
X X X(17:34 PM) :
i want ur opinion about my size...
Bunny Wabbit(17:34 PM) :
Well, tell me how big it is...
X X X(17:35 PM) :
dont u wanna see the pics ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:35 PM) :
not really, no offense, but i would like to talk to you about your penis
Bunny Wabbit(17:35 PM) :
maybe i can help you
X X X(17:36 PM) :
o.k.
how can u help me ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:36 PM) :
Well, tell me why your insecure of your penis?
X X X(17:37 PM) :
cause when i'm with pense, u cant see it...
Bunny Wabbit(17:39 PM) :
wha?
X X X(17:43 PM) :
when i am wearing pants, u cant see it....
Bunny Wabbit(17:43 PM) :
Well, i think thats what pants are for...
X X X(17:44 PM) :
what i mean is, that there is no sign for it...
Bunny Wabbit(17:45 PM) :
Make a sign that says "Penis inside" or something... Girls dont care if you cant see it through your pants... and im sure you would be arrested if they could
X X X(17:46 PM) :
dont you want to see it and tell me what u think ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:47 PM) :
i dont like those kinds of pics... My beaver might get scared...
X X X(17:47 PM) :
pls....
i need ur opinion...
Bunny Wabbit(17:49 PM) :
is a pic of your actual penis, or through your pants?
X X X(17:50 PM) :
my pines....
though i have one pic through the underwear....
which one do u prefer?
Bunny Wabbit(17:50 PM) :
like i said, i dont want to see your penis
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
but im concerned... Have you ever considered penis enlargments?
X X X(17:51 PM) :
so how can u help me ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
I can!
X X X(17:51 PM) :
how ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
You know, my ex had a way to make it bigger...
X X X(17:51 PM) :
how ?
X X X(17:52 PM) :
brb
pls dont go !!!
Bunny Wabbit(17:53 PM) :
ok
X X X(17:54 PM) :
how he did that?
Bunny Wabbit(17:55 PM) :
Well, he streched it out as long as he could and would whack it so it would swell up... When it heals it acutally does grow... The swelling makes it bigger
X X X(17:56 PM) :
did he has small dick ?
X X X(17:56 PM) :
had
Bunny Wabbit(17:56 PM) :
yeah, giving him head was like playing a flute...
X X X(17:58 PM) :
1. i dont have that small...
2. its fat...
Bunny Wabbit(17:58 PM) :
Fat and short?
X X X(17:58 PM) :
its not that short...
wanna see ?

Bunny Wabbit(17:59 PM) :
i told you i dont, please stop asking me or i'll scream
X X X(18:00 PM) :
i have about 5 inches.....
Bunny Wabbit(18:00 PM) :
how old are you?
X X X(18:01 PM) :
16 why ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:01 PM) :
oh yeah, you said that...
Bunny Wabbit(18:01 PM) :
well, it will grow, if not, then just beat it up...
X X X(18:01 PM) :
what do u think about 5 inches ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:02 PM) :
All of my doctors said it was dangerous, but it grew a whole 3 inches!
Bunny Wabbit(18:03 PM) :
Not lying...
X X X(18:03 PM) :
how ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:03 PM) :
The swelling...
X X X(18:03 PM) :
what is swelling ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:05 PM) :
You know when you get a bump from getting hurt?
X X X(18:05 PM) :
yeah....
Bunny Wabbit(18:06 PM) :
how the area gets bigger, that swelling... but penis tissue, when expanded, stays the same size when it heals
X X X(18:06 PM) :
it sounds crazy !!!
Bunny Wabbit(18:08 PM) :
I know, thats what i told him when he told me he did it... but it worked... maybe you should think about it if your really concerned...
X X X(18:12 PM) :
i'm afraid to try this...

Bunny Wabbit(18:13 PM) :
i dont blame you... sounds like it hurts... but it IS worth it...
X X X(18:13 PM) :
why ?
5 inches is that small ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:14 PM) :
Well, its not overly big, if you know what i mean...

X X X(18:15 PM) :
how much did ur ex had ?

Bunny Wabbit(18:15 PM) :
about 4 or so... now its 7!
X X X(18:17 PM) :
but u blow him anyway....
Bunny Wabbit(18:18 PM) :
now i do...
Bunny Wabbit(18:18 PM) :
Before it was kinda hard
X X X(18:18 PM) :
do u wanna see pic of my face?
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Juniper
Tue Aug 07 2007, 10:47pm
Naked Toes...
Juniper
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949
atrocious... that word turns me on
and Thrash, this is titled something along the lines of

and people still talk to me

right?

i forgot after all that reading...


of course they still talk to you

they like it when you make them feel stupid
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Thrash
Tue Aug 07 2007, 11:28pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
I tend to agree ...
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Juniper
Fri Aug 24 2007, 02:08pm
Naked Toes...
Juniper
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949
well, i know i do smile
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Thrash
Fri Aug 24 2007, 10:43pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
300300withstupid

Thrash wrote ...

I tend to agree ...
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Juniper
Fri Aug 24 2007, 10:46pm
Naked Toes...
Juniper
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949
LMAO thanks!
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Thrash
Tue Oct 02 2007, 04:34am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
AspHole says:
*sniff sniff*...........smells like dick... did you just burp?
Thrash says:
no, you farted
AspHole says:
nah.. then you'd get the vaseline scent..
AspHole says:
i'm trying out this new suppository... when you fart. it changes the 'new jersey breeze' into a fragrant flower bouquet.... it's called "Asscents"
AspHole says:
however, if you use it too much, it has the smell of politicians...... and much for the same reasons...
Thrash says:
hmmmm
Thrash says:
What scents to you have?
Is there a "New Fart" smell?
AspHole says:
yeah, but when that one goes south..... it becomes "Old Nursing Home Diaper"
AspHole says:
the best, though, is Buttnocca
Thrash says:
I have the ad campaign
AspHole says:
the worst that ones gets is "dirty ashtray"
Thrash says:
"Have you wanted him to give you some ass play? Give him a reason to with Buttnocca!"
Thrash says:
I'm all over it~
AspHole says:
and, if you're from finland.. they have a spincach flavored one.....
AspHole says:
it's cuse..
AspHole says:
cute
Thrash says:
hmmmm
AspHole says:
they have this sailor come out... one eye (brown)..... smoking a cornhole pipe.... singing 'if you're one o' the Finish, then just eats your spinach......"
Thrash says:
... and in Brussels we'll call it "Brown Sprouts" ...
AspHole says:
yeah, then he licks the pipe clean...
Thrash says:
heh
Thrash says:
TATER MITTS!
AspHole says:
heh.. wasn't that what we almost saw in "Scream"?
Thrash says:
heh
AspHole says:
oh.. no, wait.. that was tatums tits
Thrash says:
ahhh
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Thrash
Mon Dec 03 2007, 10:51pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
[12:40] AspHole: heh.. i'ma start sending you all my spam messages
[12:40] AspHole: they all want to know "are you tired of having a small penis".... either they know me well, or they're mistaking me for you, I can't figure it out
[12:40] DJDaveThrash: oh, goodie ... one can never get enough spam these days
[12:44] DJDaveThrash: i think the spammers that try and get your paypal info should be locked in a cell with the people that appear to have truckloads of viagra after being forced to ingest the penis growing pills intra-anusly ....
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Thrash
Tue Jun 24 2008, 04:52am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329

DJDaveThrash (12:48:52 am): So, you now know that 'cause of Christy's quote to me the other day, we invented a new slang term ...
DJDaveThrash (12:49:18 am): She said, "He can't; he's in the basement with a few guys playing RuneQuest ..."
DJDaveThrash (12:49:58 am): I said to Jess, "I didn't know 'playing RuneQuest' was slang for 'anal sex'." ...
DJDaveThrash (12:50:34 am): So, I called a few people and asked them the last time they "played RuneQuest" ...
DJDaveThrash (12:50:48 am): If they are mad, I'm blaming you ...
Edited Tue Jun 24 2008, 05:06am
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Thrash
Thu Nov 20 2008, 06:18am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
Ok, I think I found a few more to post ...
I'll get to you all in a bit ...
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Ass Faced Killa
Sat Dec 20 2008, 09:11pm
Ass Faced Killa
Joined: Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:40pm
Posts: 14
You're a dumb motherfucker, but a funny domb motherfucker.
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Thrash
Sat Dec 20 2008, 09:28pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
Yes, I'm quite "domb", indeed ...
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Thrash
Sat Dec 17 2022, 06:11pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14329
Years later, I just caught this ...
This should be a correction ...

WANKER wrote ...
138862274(17:29 PM) :
hi !!!
do you want to see some of my pics? i'm 16 yo and i want your opinion about my dick .......

Bunny Wabbit(17:29 PM) :
WOW! 16? And you already have a dick? Thats great!
X X X(17:30 PM) :
wanna see it ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:31 PM) :
well, i know what a penis looks like already... why do you want me to see it?
X X X(17:32 PM) :
cause i want to know what weman thik about my penis....
X X X(17:33 PM) :
wanna see it ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:33 PM) :
all women love penis, it should matter the size, unless of course, your dwarfed...
Bunny Wabbit(17:33 PM) :
or it has thouse blister things on it...
X X X(17:34 PM) :
i want ur opinion about my size...
Bunny Wabbit(17:34 PM) :
Well, tell me how big it is...
X X X(17:35 PM) :
dont u wanna see the pics ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:35 PM) :
not really, no offense, but i would like to talk to you about your penis
Bunny Wabbit(17:35 PM) :
maybe i can help you
X X X(17:36 PM) :
o.k.
how can u help me ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:36 PM) :
Well, tell me why your insecure of your penis?
X X X(17:37 PM) :
cause when i'm with pense, u cant see it...
Bunny Wabbit(17:39 PM) :
wha?
X X X(17:43 PM) :
when i am wearing pants, u cant see it....
Bunny Wabbit(17:43 PM) :
Well, i think thats what pants are for...
X X X(17:44 PM) :
what i mean is, that there is no sign for it...
Bunny Wabbit(17:45 PM) :
Make a sign that says "Penis inside" or something... Girls dont care if you cant see it through your pants... and im sure you would be arrested if they could
X X X(17:46 PM) :
dont you want to see it and tell me what u think ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:47 PM) :
i dont like those kinds of pics... My beaver might get scared...
X X X(17:47 PM) :
pls....
i need ur opinion...
Bunny Wabbit(17:49 PM) :
is a pic of your actual penis, or through your pants?
X X X(17:50 PM) :
my pines....
though i have one pic through the underwear....
which one do u prefer?
Bunny Wabbit(17:50 PM) :
like i said, i dont want to see your penis
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
but im concerned... Have you ever considered penis enlargments?
X X X(17:51 PM) :
so how can u help me ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
I can!
X X X(17:51 PM) :
how ?
Bunny Wabbit(17:51 PM) :
You know, my ex had a way to make it bigger...
X X X(17:51 PM) :
how ?
X X X(17:52 PM) :
brb
pls dont go !!!
Bunny Wabbit(17:53 PM) :
ok
X X X(17:54 PM) :
how he did that?
Bunny Wabbit(17:55 PM) :
Well, he streched it out as long as he could and would whack it so it would swell up... When it heals it acutally does grow... The swelling makes it bigger
X X X(17:56 PM) :
did he has small dick ?
X X X(17:56 PM) :
had
Bunny Wabbit(17:56 PM) :
yeah, giving him head was like playing a flute...
X X X(17:58 PM) :
1. i dont have that small...
2. its fat...
Bunny Wabbit(17:58 PM) :
Fat and short?
X X X(17:58 PM) :
its not that short...
wanna see ?

Bunny Wabbit(17:59 PM) :
i told you i dont, please stop asking me or i'll scream
X X X(18:00 PM) :
i have about 5 inches.....
Bunny Wabbit(18:00 PM) :
how old are you?
X X X(18:01 PM) :
16 why ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:01 PM) :
oh yeah, you said that...
Bunny Wabbit(18:01 PM) :
well, it will grow, if not, then just beat it up...
X X X(18:01 PM) :
what do u think about 5 inches ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:02 PM) :
All of my doctors said it was dangerous, but it grew a whole 3 inches!
Bunny Wabbit(18:03 PM) :
Not lying...
X X X(18:03 PM) :
how ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:03 PM) :
The swelling...
X X X(18:03 PM) :
what is swelling ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:05 PM) :
You know when you get a bump from getting hurt?
X X X(18:05 PM) :
yeah....
Bunny Wabbit(18:06 PM) :
how the area gets bigger, that swelling... but penis tissue, when expanded, stays the same size when it heals
X X X(18:06 PM) :
it sounds crazy !!!
Bunny Wabbit(18:08 PM) :
I know, thats what i told him when he told me he did it... but it worked... maybe you should think about it if your really concerned...
X X X(18:12 PM) :
i'm afraid to try this...

Bunny Wabbit(18:13 PM) :
i dont blame you... sounds like it hurts... but it IS worth it...
X X X(18:13 PM) :
why ?
5 inches is that small ?
Bunny Wabbit(18:14 PM) :
Well, its not overly big, if you know what i mean...

X X X(18:15 PM) :
how much did ur ex had ?

Bunny Wabbit(18:15 PM) :
about 4 or so... now its 7!
X X X(18:17 PM) :
but u blow him anyway....
Bunny Wabbit(18:18 PM) :
now i do...
Bunny Wabbit(18:18 PM) :
Before it was kinda hard
X X X(18:18 PM) :
do u wanna see pic of my face?
Sorry I didn't catch that sooner when I cut'n'pasted the recovered text ...
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