In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
While parents believe it's important to discuss drugs with their children, only about three in 10 children say they've learned a lot about drug risks at home.
Only 18 percent of parents believe their children have smoked marijuana, but the number of teens experimenting with it is 39 percent.
Just 21 percent of parents believe friends of their teen are smoking marijuana, but 62 percent of teens report friends who use the drug.
The study was conducted among 1,205 parents nationwide, with a margin of error of plus or minus 2.8 percentage points. The survey was conducted in households with children under the age of 18.
And I was wondering why half of the kids are high when they come to school.
I guess it doesnt truly do anything for your loved one if you ignore the faults of thiers that MIGHT TAKE THEIR LIVES.
i've put a lot of thought into this - i know what *I'VE* done in my life... how could i hold my kids to anything more than i held myself?
the real trouble is figuring out how to approach it - how can you explain that recreational usage of mind-altering substances can be fun, but should be done in moderation so as not to completely seperate you from reality?
maybe i'll just spike their kool-aid when they're 12, and let them trip balls for a day. i bet that'd do it.
I talked to Danzig on the phone at the first Mosh Philly meet, but I was pretty wasted by that stage. I think I gave him shit for not showing up. I think he sounded like Cartman too, but I might be making that bit up.