In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14AM
: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
[ wrote ... My friend Lauren provided me with the temporary hosting space to place some information until I got my blog up and going. That was the mike.winterdiamond.com site, which now redirects to my blog. I did start a blog at one point, but really haven't continued it MikeIRL.com Yes, I am gay. I like the cock. I have never had a relationship with a woman. Was recently broken up with again, so my 3rd long term relationship ended mainly because I do not work out, which I'd like to, and will start doing soon.