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Zoomie
Thu Jan 22 2009, 11:49PM
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Registered Member #618 Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27AM
Posts: 2438
You just know he's either going to catch something incurable or suffocate attempting a Howie Mandell with a Trojan.
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Thrash
Fri Jan 23 2009, 08:59AM
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Main Admin Registered Member #1 Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14AM
: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 12263
As long as he posts pics of EITHER, we're cool here ...
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bagman
Tue Feb 10 2009, 02:12AM
bagman
Registered Member #684 Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10PM
Posts: 214
Friday night "J" gave me the most unbelievable blowjob. Even today I have had a smile on my face all damn day. Earlier in the night we went to Blockbuster to check out some crappy "unrated" softcore horror porn, and I was like "Why are we kidding ourselves. Let's go to the porn shop!" So we drove to this little porn store and perused. $44.99 and $49.99 for a SINGLE porn DVD????? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?? We found the rental section and she started looking for one with "a plot". Le sigh.

I told her any would work for me as long as there aren't any trannys or twinks. So I let her pick it out. She found one that looked like it might have a plot (little did she know it had no plot at all muw hahaha and super deep throat gagging and just pure raunch).

We get back to her place about midnight, pop it in, got a little playful before it started, then started it.

I got her warmed up (magic fingers) and we fucked a lot. Like 10 different positions, some of them twice. I've been doing some kegal/PC-strengthining excerices and my cock was hard probably 90% of the time. But I still cannot blow my load while having intercourse. She was like "Well we're going to fuck until you do." haha awesome! Finally a few hours, yes hours, later after she'd cummed multiple times and the dvd had been over for an hour or two, and I still hadn't blown yet she went downtown. I was laying down on my back and she was sucking. It felt OK but I was like hey let's go to the edge of the bed.

First time I'd tried sitting on the edge of the bed with my boner ready for her to eagerly suck on. JESUS!!!!!! It was so much better than laying on my back on the bed. She started sucking/stroking and my lord it felt good. It still took me almost a half hour to nut.

But it was funny, I was like "alright I'm about to blow" and she started stroking (I so wanted to blow my goo in her mouth haha but want to continue getting head) and BAM!! I BLASTED her living room. Cum literally shot everywhere hahahaha. Her jaw was open and she was like "Damn boy, when was the last time you jacked off??" Haha I told her it'd been a week. Plus the hours of build up was pressurizing that shit big time.

Whew I hope she gives me a blow job every time. FUUUUUUUCK.



Edited Tue Feb 10 2009, 02:15AM
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Thrash
Tue Feb 10 2009, 06:44AM
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Main Admin Registered Member #1 Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14AM
: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 12263
Hahahahaha ....

I'm telling you, the "stop jacking off" thing works ...
Well, I guess it almost did ...
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Thrash
Thu Feb 25 2010, 10:54PM
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Main Admin Registered Member #1 Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14AM
: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 12263
UPDATE:
KYLE TEXTED ME (back) AND LET ME KNOW HE'S (slowly) ON HIS WAY TO MASTERING ANAL; SHE EVEN WANTS TO TRY A DP WITH HIS "CLONE COCK"!

We've done it, guys!

^5
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