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danzig
Sat Nov 29 2008, 11:54AM Print
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12PM
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Am I the only one that started to have this happen to them later in life? I think I was 21 when it happened to me first, and has happened many times since. I think it's cuz I don't masturbate nearly as much as I did when I was a teen. I probably spank it a few times a week nowadays but I remember when I was 14 that eight times a day was average.
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Thrash
Sat Nov 29 2008, 10:19PM
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Well, you said yourself that you aren't "even close to actively looking to get laid"; perhaps either your mind or body are telling it's time to rethink that plan ...
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Zoomie
Sat Nov 29 2008, 11:51PM
Lose the shoes, bitch
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HAHAHA Dylan's got the flow HAHAHAHA
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Thrash
Sun Nov 30 2008, 03:11AM
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He's on the "Pearly Tide" ...
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Thrash
Sun Nov 30 2008, 03:13AM
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He's got his "Man-ses" ...
(or men-seeds)
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Zoomie
Sun Nov 30 2008, 04:35AM
Lose the shoes, bitch
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OK mine was funny. Yours were just poor puns.
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danzig
Sun Nov 30 2008, 05:02AM
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12PM
: Waterville, Maine
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Even though orgasms seem ten times better in my dreams, I'd prefer not to be constantly woken up to the need to change my undies. I mean, I could just go back to sleep but I'm not fond of having fish cock. What I hate the most is that when I'm dreaming I know I'm dreaming, and I'm aware that if I spooge than I'm gonna wake up and have to clean up. Yet, the majority of the time my "dream self" pretty much thinks "fuck it, I don't care", and does his thing. But once in a while he'll be considerate and refrain from humping whatever person, animal, or inanimate object I happen to be dreaming of at the moment.
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Lusive
Sun Nov 30 2008, 01:31PM
Hatin' on people since 1975
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I've had dreams where I came in them, and wake up to really be cumming however, it's not the same me being female. In this instance, I'm lucky.
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Goady
Sun Nov 30 2008, 06:03PM
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Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38AM
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danzig wrote ...

Am I the only one that started to have this happen to them later in life?


Yes.
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Thrash
Sun Nov 30 2008, 07:47PM
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You know, it's also a good band name ...
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bagman
Sun Nov 30 2008, 08:36PM
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10PM
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Dude, I have wet dreams if I don't beat off enough to release my precious. I usually jack it two or three times a week. But if I wait more than a week and a half or so, undoubtedly I'll wake up with my dick stuck to my boxers. OUCH. I HATE having to get up to change out the undies. So yeah, at 28 I'm still having night jisms. I hardly ever remember my dreams though.
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danzig
Sun Nov 30 2008, 11:15PM
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12PM
: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
Thrash wrote ...

You know, it's also a good band name ...

Maybe it sounds like a good band name cuz it's a little close to Nokturnal Mortum.

Yeeaaah, Nokturnal Mortum kicks ass. Fucking metal.
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Thrash
Mon Dec 01 2008, 06:19AM
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No, in and of itself it's a good band name ...
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danzig
Mon Dec 01 2008, 09:29AM
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12PM
: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
DUDE THIS SONG WILL ROCK YOUR COCK OFF: [Click, Dick]
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Thrash
Mon Dec 01 2008, 05:07PM
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I wanna keep my cock, thanks ...
But I'll take my chances and listen to the song ...
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FAH-Q
Mon Dec 01 2008, 08:24PM
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I like the idea of a band called the Nocturnal Emissions. I still think the Burning Sensations is one of the coolest band names ever.
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Lusive
Mon Dec 01 2008, 09:19PM
Hatin' on people since 1975
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We have a local radio show here called nocturnal emissions.
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bagman
Sun Dec 14 2008, 07:48AM
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How about Anal Leakage?
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Thrash
Sun Dec 14 2008, 08:48PM
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No, that's pretty much relegated to just around here ...
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PigFucker
Mon Dec 15 2008, 09:28AM
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THROBBING GRISTLE!
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