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Thrash
Thu Dec 11 2008, 07:36AM Print
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The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game" [Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005)], is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.

The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.

In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficulty level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.


Here are the positions:

  • 1. "The Flash And Go"


The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.

  • 2. "The Brain"


Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.

  • 3. "The Bat Wing"


This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.

  • 4. "The Goat"


What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.

Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."

[Click, Dick]
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danzig
Fri Dec 12 2008, 02:56AM
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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Yes, I've seen the movie, and I am aware of the game, soooooo.....what the fuck is the point of this post?
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AspHole
Fri Dec 12 2008, 05:35AM
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
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The point, dear boy... is obviously to show everyone your dick......

I'll start...
































































































P1010002
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danzig
Fri Dec 12 2008, 06:40AM
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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Your head is your dick? So you're a dickhead. Makes sense.
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AspHole
Fri Dec 12 2008, 06:42AM
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
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Dear Danzig,

That's Dave...

Love, Asp
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Zoomie
Fri Dec 12 2008, 12:26PM
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Soul patch.... hahahaha

Ok new Thrash pic, where did I put the demotivational poster generator...

Maybe I'll just make a gif montage and set it to some Night Ranger... Sister Christian LULZ! Thank you Asp!
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AspHole
Fri Dec 12 2008, 07:59PM
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glad to be of cervix
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Thrash
Sat Dec 13 2008, 06:49PM
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I hate that fucking song!
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Goady
Sat Dec 13 2008, 09:12PM
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Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38AM
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AspHole wrote ...

The point, dear boy... is obviously to show everyone your dick......

I'll start...

HAAAAAAAHAHA! BURNED!
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Lusive
Sun Dec 14 2008, 05:09AM
Hatin' on people since 1975
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Dave to live in Florida, you're one pasty motherfucker.
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FAH-Q
Sun Dec 14 2008, 04:47PM
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I'm naturally a little darker than him, but I can't say I blame him. I live in the fuckin' Caribbean yet the last time I actually went swimming was January.
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Thrash
Sun Dec 14 2008, 08:52PM
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That and I'm originally from New England, live in NORTHERN Florida, and it was winter ...
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Lusive
Mon Dec 15 2008, 07:56PM
Hatin' on people since 1975
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still doesn't make you less of a pasty fuck. *LOL* I don't even go outside and I'm darker than you tongue
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Thrash
Mon Dec 15 2008, 08:30PM
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Ironically, that was quite a burn ...
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krapsna
Mon Dec 15 2008, 08:33PM
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Actually, this is the mother of all burns:

AspHole wrote ...

P1010002
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Thrash
Mon Dec 15 2008, 09:09PM
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I, actually, cannot disagree ...

Someone needs to revive the ->"PhotoShop Your Favorite TSi AssWipe"<- thread ....
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krapsna
Tue Dec 16 2008, 12:53AM
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That picture needs no photoshop embellishment.
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Thrash
Tue Dec 16 2008, 09:10PM
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Heh ...

True dat ...
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AspHole
Wed Dec 17 2008, 03:21AM
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
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you know... when I posted that originally.. I had no idea it would be used to bang Dave harder than vietnamese whore.... But so far, this is funnier than watching the crew of The Biggest Loser eating a buffet of donuts while filming a work-out session...
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Thrash
Wed Dec 17 2008, 05:48PM
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Danzig's getting funnier and I'm getting punk'd ....
Or is that the punk'd?
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