In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
I wanted to show you all how much of a pussy I am when it comes to alcohol. You gotta cut me some slack considering how horrible this tastes though. I was extremely close to vomiting, which I'm sure most of you would have liked to see. Also, I have no idea why once I uploaded this the audio became unsynced. If anyone knows why this happens, please inform me.
I'm taking requests, if it doesn't require doing anything with anyone's genitalia or dressing as a woman or some other lame worn out jab you all are bound to say. Wanna see me chug cough syrup? Sing karaoke Helloween? Actually vomit this time? I have little shame.
That's pretty much my experience with vodka, but I would have actually hurled.
Yeah, I'm not generally much of a vodka fan myself. Although high-end vodka neat with a twist of lime is quite nice. And I can drink vodka mix drinks for a bit, probably better than rum. Even the good rum we have down here, I don't drink it very often. Good Scotch or aÃ±ejo tequila are where it's at. Fuck mixed drinks in general.
Beer is best though. And red wine.
Damn, I could go for a drink right now. Fuckin' work.
Single malt is definitely where it's at. Glenfarclas, Glenmorangie, even the old faithfuls Glenfiddich and Glenlivet are great. Laphroaig is fucking awful though. I dunno how anyone likes that shit.
I like some blends too, and keep some of them around to offer company (single malts are mine, damnit). Chivas is pretty good, and recently I've discovered I quite like Famous Grouse. Actually I quite like some of the Irish whiskeys as well, Tullamore Dew springs to mind as a pretty good one.
krsna, I've had that C&T and you're right, it's great. Let me know if you want any other (inexpensive but good) red wine recommendations. I know quite a few really good ones.
And would I be wrong in thinking that krsna, me, and maybe Zoomie seem like the biggest alcoholics/alcohol-afficionados here?