And there was no way of me to know at the time that my girlfriend had an STD, so the fact that I have "little friends" doesn't render what I say to be null and void.
It does render you flippant attitude about condoms null and void.
You had no way of knowing she had a STD - hence why you should wear a condom. The study that first indicated that viable sperm may not be present in preejaculate was actually conducted to determine if HIV was carried in preejaculate - which it is. Sexually transmitted diseases do not rely on ejaculation.
The other point is that pulling out has a much higher expected failure rate, especially among the sexually inexperienced. Even if you compare the 100% proper use, withdrawl is still slightly less effective than condom use. Planned parenthood has a handy chart: [Click, Dick]
The expectation of 100% correct use is probably not a good assumption from which to start.
Hey fucking dumbass, using a condom DOES NOTHING for HPV.
Look you dunderheaded fuck, I'm not fully questioning what you wrote (in full), I'm questioning your context VS the timing of his sexual "conquesting" ...
Point blank; as you wrote it, and as read, if he came, then they reromped and he tried your little trick, he'd be up shit's creek ... (wrong or not on either side)
Basic point: You meant well, however, "DOCTOR", you fucking failed ...
Don't confuse your drug-addled self-delusion and lack of caring for your life as an excuse to NOT properly care for his! Oh, yeah, and you sit in a room all day doing drugs, I'm out working and USING MY DEGREES DAILY .... You know, the ones that apparently taught me nothing according to you ...
PS: The DAY you read, and study, the books I had to read for my degree, and study them to the point of memorization like I had to TO EARN A DEGREE, you can start debating medical and computer "facts" with me ... Until then, YOU ARE WRONG, POINT FUCKING BLANK!
Thank you, Carry on!
Alright, this is where my attention and care is starting to dwindle. When it comes to the info I gave to baggy, I don't know what the fuck you are ranting about giving baggy bad info and I could give two shits less as of now. It's late and I'm getting tired. It's giving me a headache. And as for your petty little put downs, I realize you could never imagine your schooled self to be even near the same level as a lowly druggie like me. Since this is now the equivalent of conversing with and smashing my head against a brick wall with a college degree standing on a soapbox, I shall bow out now. I really have no point in wasting my thoughts or advice on people that don't want it.
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Please allow me to faceplant you back to reality; it's almost impossible, but I'll try ... and I've highlighted the important parts, in case your MAJOR DENIAL causes you to just skim over this post:
AAHHHEEEMMM!!!!!
Ok ....
YOU ARE NOT ANYWHERE NEAR MY LEVEL, IN -=ANY=- REGARD(S)! YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ANY DOCTOR(S)! YOU DO NOT KNOW MORE THAN THE PEOPLE YOU LISTED BEFORE!
If you did, YOU WOULDN'T BE A DRUG STEALING LOSER IN YOUR PARENT'S -=APARTMENT=- IN MAINE!
You're like those people that come into my computer shop (or a doctor) and diagnose and recommend treatment themselves, and then tell me, in detail how to fix things ... I tell them, simply, "You came to me; if you truly know how, save yourself some time and money and leave." ...
I don't have time for that self-delusional shit there, and I don't have time for it here .... I've SEEN you post WRONG INFORMATION quite a bit, however, since you're a delusional, know-it-all addict, I didn't see the need to correct it; you're drug-addled delusion has no effect on -=ME=- ... ... NOW it CAN affect someone here, and in a BIG WAY, so, guess what, "DOCTOR-DYL", you get schooled, plain and simple!
Let me give you ONE example of your idiocy, and a small one: "I've even taken a course in pharmacology to further my self education."
Again, you DUNDERING FUCK, that's EDUCATION (no longer "self-education"); You know, that thing that YOU SAID WAS WRONG BECAUSE -=I=- (AND OTHERS WHO HAVE REPUTABLE JOBS AND FUTURES) WENT THROUGH IT!
Dude, "DOCTOR", I can't wait until you kill (or maim, or infect) someone due to bad advice because I really DO THINK that YOU REALLY DO THINK you're a "DOCTOR" ... It's called NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE and CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION, and it's even stiffer a penalty in Maine when drug-fuelled ... Oh, and you can't do drugs or hang out with a machine, other than a guy named "Tank", after that ...
YOU ARE NOT IN MY LEAGUE, YOU NEVER WILL BE (AGAIN, IN -=ANY=- REGARD/SPECIALTY); YOU ARE NOT IN A REAL DOCTOR'S LEAGUE, YOU NEVER WILL BE; YOU ARE NOT IN ANY SPECIALISTS' LEAGUE, YOU NEVER WILL BE!
You wanna be called "DOCTOR"? Go HERE: [Click, Dick] It's just as effective in convincing me, your friends, a jury of your drug-addled peers ...
PS, "DOCTOR": You are doing what ALL addicts do when confronted as WRONG ... You're turning your little prehensile tail back into your ass and heading for the HIGH hills! Thus, clearly, YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG!
Carry on!
Love, -=Thrash=-
PPS: Just in case you missed it: YOU ARE BLATENTLY WRONG! YOU ARE -=NOTHING=- COMPARED TO THOSE MENTIONED BEFORE! [/EOD] (End of delusion)
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I personally have seen that people who suck the dicks of IV drug users to obtain drugs themselves are typically the happiest of all people and live the longest with a higher quality of life overall!
And there was no way of me to know at the time that my girlfriend had an STD, so the fact that I have "little friends" doesn't render what I say to be null and void.
It does render you flippant attitude about condoms null and void.
You had no way of knowing she had a STD - hence why you should wear a condom. The study that first indicated that viable sperm may not be present in preejaculate was actually conducted to determine if HIV was carried in preejaculate - which it is. Sexually transmitted diseases do not rely on ejaculation.
The other point is that pulling out has a much higher expected failure rate, especially among the sexually inexperienced. Even if you compare the 100% proper use, withdrawl is still slightly less effective than condom use. Planned parenthood has a handy chart: [Click, Dick]
The expectation of 100% correct use is probably not a good assumption from which to start.
Hey fucking dumbass, using a condom DOES NOTHING for HPV.
Finding out the chicks sometimes either don't know or don't tell that they have something should've been a valuable lesson, not an opportunity to tell yourself, "well, I could've gotten that one either way."
Mud-flinging aside, all day I've been debating whether or not to go to her place tonight. I am pretty adamant about not wanting a relationship with this girl, but one more night of fun sounds good. I'm bringing a couple of prophylactics over to her place.
But if she starts off with anything I gotta put the brakes out. Balls out. It's better for everybody to just be straight up about it.
My co-worker almost talked me into just not ever calling/texting/talking to her again - he says that is the easist way to do it, but I decided fuck it. I'll tell her I'm just not looking for a relationship or anything more than an occasional, mutually beneficial, stress release.
So if she's psycho, you guys may never hear from me again. Who knows, I may change my mind tonight too but I am pretty set on it.
HPV? That's what you got? Doesn't something like 70% of the sexually active population have HPV, even if they don't know about it?
Although as I typed that I just realized that if you DO know about it you must have had some gnarly shit show up... so, yeah. Sucks. At least it's not herpes.
Krsna, wanna get matching 12-23-08 tattoos? I mean really we need to celebrate this!
Bagman - way to go, dude. Now post the gorey details, everything, down to what her snatch looked like. I've got to know. and like krsna said, was that ANYTHING to get worked up about? Nope! Isn't it relieving when you finally break off the shackles of virginity?
Emp - All good catholics lose their virginity between 14-16
Danzig - I have spent the last 8 years of my life studying and applying in real life that one corner in my field and you better fucking bet that makes me an expert in it. If not an expert then I am something really fucking close. Reading up on shit is not the same as getting a degree. Anyone that whines and fucking cries about higher education being somehow polluted because we learned from books are those who are silently jealous that they never had their shit together enough to get the job done.
Other than that, I just passed by all that BS between you and thrash.
Edited Tue Dec 23 2008, 06:39pm
OH and bagman, cut her loose, but keep her around to do all the nasty shit you'd only do with someone you didn't care about. Now that you've broken the seal its time to figure out what to do with it
