Speaking of fuck-a-duck, I'm not sure if I've ever shared this story with you guys but I guess I'll tell you. Many years ago I was talking with my sister about how I wanted to buy a domain name. The domain name that I wanted was fuckaduck.com and it was available! So I went and rechecked if it was available not that long after and it turns out it had been taken, AND it led to some fucking porn site
Weak, dude. fuckaduck.com is not a good domain name for pr0n.
"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person?"
I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle's barn with my second cousin. She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.
I know it's more than a quote, but the funniest fucking scene and dialogue:
Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower? Ray: Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish. Overweight Man: It is? The guide book says it's a must see. Ray: Well you lot ain't going up there. Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why? Ray: I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny. Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say? Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants. [overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired] Ray: Come on, leave it fatty! [the overweight women calm down the overweight man] Overweight Woman #2: [to Ray] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man! Ken: [coming back from the tower] What's all that about? [Ray shrugs] Ken: They're not going up there. [to overweight family] Ken: Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow. Overweight Woman #2: Screw you, motherfucker! Ken: [to Ray] What was that about? Ray: [shrugs]
