Yeah my boss says I need to test her boundaries next time I'm in bed with her and put a finger on her asshole and rub that puckered poop-pusher. She'll either slap my hand away, move her body away or do nothing/moan. If she does nothing/moan I push that finger up in the brown-eye, and then MY DICK if I'm lucky.
Haha did I mention I probably have the best boss on the face of Earth?
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Word of advice; you can't just jam things up there dry ... Lubed condom, well, try it, but she'll prolly want a little more in the lube dept ... Best thing, just rest your thumb there from behind, then rub gently and get SLIGHTLY harder ... If it works in, you're in ... If not, it's ok; you were "just resting it there" ... Either way, you'll know soon enough ... (some women like being touched, rubbed, and licked there, but don't like being fucked there; feel it out and let us know ... heh)
Then again, just listen to your boss ... ... (and/or Mosh, whichever makes for a better story later)
Yeah, my boss calls it "transition pussy" haha. He says don't drop her until I have the next piece lined up.
Well I spent the New Year's with her, and we didn't end up getting to bed until 5. My dick hurts, my dick hurts, my pelvis hurts, and I have this weird rash looking crap to either side of my dick and balls. I think from serious drunken friction last night.
We fingered and jacked, and sucked and banged and banged for hours last night. At one point she was like "How do you do that??" spontaneously while were fucking. I didn't ask her what she meant, and I still don't. Weird thing to say though.
Again, even after all that I couldn't blow my load. I managed to stay fairly hard for most of the few hours, but at the end I couldn't stand her stroking me... I told her to stop cause I was RAW and hurting badly man. Need to get some lube for next time.
Ended up staying over at her place until a lot later than I anticipated - 6pm this evening.
She's moved from calling me "hon" to "sweetheart". FUCK.
BTW I got another girl's number and am gonna call her tomorrow to set up something for Saturday night.
Here's how you get yourself to blow a load next time...
You know that trick where you beat off before you hook up so you don't blow your load too quickly? You gotta do the opposite. You gotta prime the charge dude.
Next time (right before you get together) whack off but don't let yourself bust a nut. Get yourself right there where you're almost to the point of no return, then stop. Do that a few times, then go hit that pussy.
So far so good. I haven't heard from her since Thursday! Maybe I'm home FREE and won't actually have to tell her anything!
The only problem, and it's a big problem, is that I can't find my debit card. It's not in my clothes bin, not in my car, and not at the place we were at New Year's evening. That could only mean one thing.
