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bagman
Tue Jan 20 2009, 12:12am
bagman
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Hehe. Oh so anyway I never answered the question about birth control. She ain't on it right now, but she's going to get some Progestrin shots. She smokes and says in the past when she's tried regular estrogen birth control it fucks her up and makes her numb. Apparently smoking and estrogen birth control can lead to blood clots and heart problems, etc.

Anyway I went to Target early in the week and bought some Trojan "Thintensity" ultra thin rubbers and I'm going over to her place to bid her farewell for a week and to test these puppies out. She's leaving for Atlanta for about week.

What's awesome about that is that stripper girl "M" that I met a couple of months ago on that whim (the one who did the social experiment) just got in town yesterday for a week. Could the timing be any more perfect?!? My boss says it takes serious skills to get a stripper. She wants to see me so she says, so we'll see.

It's been a week and a day since I have seen "J2" and god dammit I was building up my reserves all week and I woke up this morning with a wet dream mess. WHY??!? Fucking ruined my plan. Edited Tue Jan 20 2009, 12:14am
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Thrash
Tue Jan 20 2009, 05:50am
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No, it didn't ...
It's already "primed"; kinda ...

And there's no real mystery to doing strippers, especially if they are from out of town and calling you ...

But, be careful; they are STILL money-grubbing whores ...

Give her $10 for anal ...
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Mosh
Tue Jan 20 2009, 07:40am
Rape barn owner
Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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Dude, 10 bucks???

Fuckin' highroller. A couple of Minties and a doughnut should cover anal.
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Lusive
Tue Jan 20 2009, 03:04pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
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Trojan Supras are nice too, especially if you have a reaction to latex. Only issue is, they're heavily coated with Non-oxynol-9 which can be irritating to her. But they're very thin and transfer heat well.
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Thrash
Tue Jan 20 2009, 10:41pm
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Just use a water balloon ....
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Mosh
Wed Jan 21 2009, 09:37am
Rape barn owner
Mosh
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cling wrap.
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Thrash
Wed Jan 21 2009, 07:27pm
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Tin foil ...
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krapsna
Thu Jan 22 2009, 03:25pm
krapsna
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Hey Kyle, is your penis falling off yet?
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MissMeg
Thu Jan 22 2009, 06:56pm
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Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 03:32am
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Thrash wrote ...

Tin foil ...


Ohh, shiny!

Shiny balls!

*falls over laughing*
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Thrash
Thu Jan 22 2009, 07:37pm
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*sings*
Lightning striking agaaaaain!
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Zoomie
Thu Jan 22 2009, 11:49pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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You just know he's either going to catch something incurable or suffocate attempting a Howie Mandell with a Trojan.
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Thrash
Fri Jan 23 2009, 08:59am
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As long as he posts pics of EITHER, we're cool here ...
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bagman
Tue Feb 10 2009, 02:12am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Friday night "J" gave me the most unbelievable blowjob. Even today I have had a smile on my face all damn day. Earlier in the night we went to Blockbuster to check out some crappy "unrated" softcore horror porn, and I was like "Why are we kidding ourselves. Let's go to the porn shop!" So we drove to this little porn store and perused. $44.99 and $49.99 for a SINGLE porn DVD????? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?? We found the rental section and she started looking for one with "a plot". Le sigh.

I told her any would work for me as long as there aren't any trannys or twinks. So I let her pick it out. She found one that looked like it might have a plot (little did she know it had no plot at all muw hahaha and super deep throat gagging and just pure raunch).

We get back to her place about midnight, pop it in, got a little playful before it started, then started it.

I got her warmed up (magic fingers) and we fucked a lot. Like 10 different positions, some of them twice. I've been doing some kegal/PC-strengthining excerices and my cock was hard probably 90% of the time. But I still cannot blow my load while having intercourse. She was like "Well we're going to fuck until you do." haha awesome! Finally a few hours, yes hours, later after she'd cummed multiple times and the dvd had been over for an hour or two, and I still hadn't blown yet she went downtown. I was laying down on my back and she was sucking. It felt OK but I was like hey let's go to the edge of the bed.

First time I'd tried sitting on the edge of the bed with my boner ready for her to eagerly suck on. JESUS!!!!!! It was so much better than laying on my back on the bed. She started sucking/stroking and my lord it felt good. It still took me almost a half hour to nut.

But it was funny, I was like "alright I'm about to blow" and she started stroking (I so wanted to blow my goo in her mouth haha but want to continue getting head) and BAM!! I BLASTED her living room. Cum literally shot everywhere hahahaha. Her jaw was open and she was like "Damn boy, when was the last time you jacked off??" Haha I told her it'd been a week. Plus the hours of build up was pressurizing that shit big time.

Whew I hope she gives me a blow job every time. FUUUUUUUCK.



Edited Tue Feb 10 2009, 02:15am
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Thrash
Tue Feb 10 2009, 06:44am
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Hahahahaha ....

I'm telling you, the "stop jacking off" thing works ...
Well, I guess it almost did ...
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Thrash
Thu Feb 25 2010, 10:54pm
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UPDATE:
KYLE TEXTED ME (back) AND LET ME KNOW HE'S (slowly) ON HIS WAY TO MASTERING ANAL; SHE EVEN WANTS TO TRY A DP WITH HIS "CLONE COCK"!

We've done it, guys!

^5
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