I look forward to smashing your teeth in with a baseball bat and shoving it up your butt before depositing a pile of stinking turds on your chest and slapping you around like the penniless whore that you are.Next post is your first of 3. I look forward to backhanding your teeth across the street.
After I have ejaculated in your clenching anus and my cum has finished dribbling down your creamy thighs,you will limp across the room carrying frosty mugs of beer to everyone on this site.Do not try and make out that your role of beer bitch is optional,mine wasnt.It is inevitable,so you may as well enjoy it.Unlike you I am not stupid enough to post my real info on a flame forum opening myself for more abuse.Only a fucking idiot could be so stupid.You Lovenerds,it has to be said, are the perfect idiot.Way to go,dogfucker.
Maybe you could put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger,turdbreath..
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I think it disarmed an unfunny fuck-up like you, all this real life crap
You've got no idea what my insecurities are, and no idea what will annoy/bother me.
It's pretty funny how you've turned this into a fantasy epic where you end up butt-fucking me in a flame forum, and then try to dispell the obvious point that I already won this tiresome and feeble 'callout'.
So, in your final plea of this callout, one you've had days on end to consider, and all we get is: 1.) you humping me 2.) something about ME being a beerbitch, when there is a more obvious conclusion 3.) a huge void of abuse directed at me, all the while you claiming there is ample openings for such abuse 4.) I am a 'perfect idiot', obviously incorrect here. 5.) a dogfucker, which is out of the blue and superfluous at best 6.) the lame suicide plea. 7.) the dumpy idea returns. 8.) nothing more to say? nothing said yet boyfriend!!!
So, put your dad's frilly negligee away, there's to be no sex between you and I. I don't want to hurt your feelings, because I know such infatuations are real. I once had a crush on my teacher too, but it just wasn't realistic to bring into reality. Like I said before, I am flattered, but the feelings are not mutual, or useful.
One more lump of sarcasm and insult for you, before this thread is evaluated by members of this board. At this point, I am sure it is just piling on, but the amusement in such a thing is a pretty enticing thing. So:
I think you should just abandon all thoughts of flaming for ever You are an unfunny mental midget with nothing to add to anyone's perceptions The is an excercise in futility for you, the art of the insult is lost completely You are so pathetic, I actually feel bad for you You are like an angry baby that no one but mommy understands You probably need a diaper change and a nap You need to be assraped by Mr T
You are a dumb, unfunny and hopelessly ensconsed beer-bitch forever, and brainless and smegma-laden piece of wretched human filth that is a waste of anyone's pity.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FLAME LOSS LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE and beat feet the hell gone.
This is like watching Mike Tyson face off in the ring against a paraplegic with down's syndrome... you know it's going to be viscious and ugly, but you can't help but to watch and see just how much punishment is going to be dished out.
So, put your dad's frilly negligee away, there's to be no sex between you and I. I don't want to hurt your feelings, because I know such infatuations are real. I once had a crush on my teacher too, but it just wasn't realistic to bring into reality. Like I said before, I am flattered, but the feelings are not mutual, or useful.
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yeah, just want one Thrash report! this is my third flame war, and still no grade I missed the switchover to voting, it seems so impersonal funny how Bloodsport won't even vote for himself tho
Welp, BloodyAnus gets pro'lly a D- for his 'unique' skillz... Lovernios... I'll give that one a "B" because you were pretty much toying with him instead of going for the kill...
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How do you go for the kill with someone who walks into every post holding a scalpel ... .... and then uses it to slice a different artery of his in every post
