3. what's your current location? Baby's/Computer Room
4. do you like it? I wish they were different rooms.
5. do you work? whats you job description? Technically on medical leave still. Otherwise a lackey at Wal-Hell. 6. go to school? what are you learning to be?
7. what do you want to be? a model or an actress or an astronaut when I grow up.
8. are you a drug addict or suffer any consiquences from any addiction? Nope, not an addictive personality at all actually.
9. do you have any religion or spiritual beliefs? I'm a spiritual person.
10. any hobbies? Crochet, cross stitch, word and math puzzles.
11. what are your worst qualities? arrogance
12. What are your strengths? compassion
13. is a glass half full or half empty? depends on what angle you look at it.
14. What are your fears? meh.
15. do you put on a sock and a shoe, or two socks then two shoes? socks then shoes
16. Whats your favourite food? lasagna
17. What is your favourite band(S) meh too many to name per genre and mood.
18. favorite song(s) see answer above.
19. What is your favourite film(s) see answer above
20. What is your favourite actor? Don't really have one.
21. favorite cartoon? The Last Unicorn
22. if someone did a movie about your life, what actor would play you? a no namer.
23. what would the theme song be? My Bologna has a first name
24. ever dream about flying? No
25. ever hit the ground when you fall in dreams? sometimes
26. ever dream about murdering someone? yes
27. What is your favorite body part on you? My ears
28. least favorite body part on you? Meh
29. day tripper? or night owl? meh, late day nighter type of person?
30. Do you smoke? No
31. ever see a ghost? yes
32. ...........do you belive in ghosts? sure why not
33. ever play with a ouji board successfully? not that I can ever remember playing with one.
34. Do you Sing or play an instument or dance? does the shower count?
35. Do you have any pets? Only my friends
36. Have you ever been in love? Yes
37. Whats your favorite thing to wear? nothing
38. are you shy or out going? meh both
39. Do you think you are attractive? I'm alright.
40. Do you get along with your parents? Yep, I get on well with my Mom. Never see my dad.
41. Ever been Beaten up? Nope.
42. ......or thrown out of anywhere? Church.
43. Ever Shoplifted? Not that I know of.
44. How would you like to die if you could choose? peacefully
45. are you gay or strait, or bi? bi 45b) are you kinky? .... if so how? Depends on what you find kinky. I think I'm rather normal, but I've been called kinky before.
46. what kind of guys/girls do you like? The ones that interest me.
47. What drugs have you tried? never have done drugs.
48. should they be legal? I think some are silly for being illegal.
49. .................should prostitution be legal? I don't see why not.
50. Number of Piercings you have? Total at one time, 11, now, none with jewelry in them.
51. Number of Tattoos you have? 1
52. what are you are proud of ? my son
53. What if genie gave you three wishes, what would they be? For my son to be healthy and happy and live a long full life.
54. Who is/was the biggest influence in your life? My Mom.
55. if you could have any superpower what would it be? (like flying, obe wan kenobe power of suggestion, mind reading, seeing thru walls) Move shit with my mind.
56. Do you have any habits? good or bad? or both. Doesn't everyone?
57. what would you be known for if you died now? not much by the world, but by those that know me, I'd be known for being me.
58. what do you want to be known for? that isn't important to me.
59. whats your damage? $1 and some change.
60. any mental disorders? nope, even though I keep telling the shrinks something is wrong.
Extensive Damage Report
1.Goal you would like to achieve this year: Get back into school.
2.Whats your most used phrase ? yeah.
3.What are you thoughts when you first waking up? what time is it? is it time to feed Nathan? GOD I have to pee!
4. what time do you wake up? Depends on when Nathan wants to be fed.
5.What time do you go to bed? When the day is done.
6. Do you think a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Nope
7.Do you get motion sickness? Depends on where I'm sitting and what I'm looking at.
8.Do you like thunderstorms love them
9.Ever been called a Tease among other things.
11.What country would you most like to visit and why Egypt, because it has a lot of interesting places to go.
12. Do you like short or long hair on you bf/gf doesn't matter, depends on them
men/bisexual chicks: 14 Do you like big boobs or small boobs Whatever works on her body.
ladies 15 what's more important a big dick? ......or an oral fixation? oral fixation
16 in a relationship what is most important sex or love? love but bad sex can break the relationship.
17 things you are most proud of in your life didn't I answer this already?
18.If you where an animal in a past life, what do you think it was a mouse
19.What makes you happy my loved ones.
20.Love or lust depends on the person.
21.In school, what was your click?(hippie,brain, jock, bully, cheerleader or outcast) there wasn't one.
22.Bath or shower? shower
23.Boxer shorts or briefs (what you like on you bf ladies/what you wear men) boxers
24.panties binkinis or thongs? (same as above reverse) commando
In a word, yes. I've traveled around a good bit and lived in Oregon awhile. I like the utter lack of weather here.
5. do you work? whats you job description?
The government pays me to go to school. This is because I am old enough that my utter lack of income inspires their pity. (when you're younger they take parent's finances into account for need based grants)
6. go to school? what are you learning to be?
My major is Bioinformatics. I swear I didn't make it up. Wikipedia does a cleared job of explaining it than I can but think biochemistry, genetics and programming.
7. what do you want to be?
A research scientist I think. Or I want to start a company. I need a strong idea though first.. and if I start a company I want it to be on something in my area of study.
8. are you a drug addict or suffer any consequences from any addiction?
You can all blame Suze for my presence. Meth is delicious. Sadly it also kills your ass.
I have a sexy list of felony charges and a much less sexy list of convictions. Also I got me some chronic depression. It took me a long time to re acclimate to the real world but I think that's mostly all done now.
9. do you have any religion or spiritual beliefs?
My long standing policy is, "I'll find out when I die what comes later, or I won't, depending."
10. any hobbies?
I played WoW for awhile. I quit kinda recently because I'm way to busy with school this quarter. I play racquetball with my dad and my brother. I waste massive amounts of time on the internet.
11. what are your worst qualities?
PROCRASTINATION. Also some ego mixed in there. Mostly I make a real effort to change behaviors I notice that I think are bad...
12. What are your strengths?
Integrity (too much for my own good sometimes..), I'm reasonably bright, I see both sides of about any argument (some people would call this a bad quality..). Loyalty.. but that's kinda an offshoot of integrity I think....
13. is a glass half full or half empty?
completely filled, half with liquid, half with gas. Assuming you mean a cup with something you might *drink* in it. conceivably the cup could be half full of a solid and half vacuum... an interesting point was made to me though about vacuum not terribly long ago though. Sure people call space empty but in a lot of ways it isn't at all. It's filled with electromagnetic radiation of just about every wavelength including of course the visible stuff... and since photons exist as waves and particles (simultaneously) not many places are really empty.
I think I manage to be an optimistic realist. I don't even know how this is possible. I just manage to be cheerful about the fact that a large portion of the human race is assholes and you can only trust just about anyone until they become desperate.
14. What are your fears?
Mediocrity. Trying and failing (both at once, not either by itself).
15. do you put on a sock and a shoe, or two socks then two shoes?
My house is fucking cold.. so I'm always in socks unless I'm in the shower. Not only that but I leave my shoes random places so even if it's hot I usually have to go fetch the shoes after I put on socks. If I had everything there at once I'd probably still do sock-sock shoe-shoe.
16. Whats your favourite food?
This is a mood thing. Italian food rocks. it's solid and warm and delicious. Burritos are hard to discount though (if you don't like on the west coast.. I'm betting you haven't had a real burrito.. it's possible.. but I'd tried and failed out there many times.) because burritos manage to combine the moistness of beans and cheese with the easy to deal with availability of a sandwich. Genius.
17. What is your favourite band(S)
Good question. I don't even know what my favorite genre is. I do have a softspot for female vocals though.
18. favorite song(s)
19. What is your favourite film(s)
V for Vendetta I think. Mostly because I thought it took some balls to produce and market it back when it first came out. The government was still the popular protector of the American public from the terrorists. It's also generally fun and has the nice attribute of being not like anything else really stylistically.
20. What is your favourite actor?
I am so bad at naming celebrities.
21. favorite cartoon?
Does this count as a cartoon? I recently fell in love with it (web comic):
If you mean something that plays like a movie.. I dunno.
22. if someone did a movie about your life, what actor would play you?
People tell me I look like Seth Green all the damn time. He's pretty short though. He'd match my demeanor okay though, kinda quiet and witty. Also dorky.
23. what would the theme song be?
My theme song huh? No idea.
24. ever dream about flying?
Only a couple times.
25. ever hit the ground when you fall in dreams?
Not yet.
26. ever dream about murdering someone?
Yessss....
27. What is your favorite body part on you?
I'm generally happy with how I look. Making my hair do anything other than what it wants is impossible.. but people seem to like it so *shrug*
28. least favorite body part on you?
Probably my foreskin. Why? Because I always wonder when I take my pants the first time I'm with a chick if she's one of the one's who's turned off by it. Hah... so it's mostly just a source of paranoia since that has yet to happen. My best friend (female) thinks they're nasty.. which I think is what started this fear.
And no.. I don't care enough to chop it off.
29. day tripper? or night owl?
Day tripper for now with my classes. I can do either one as long as I'm sleeping *sometime* I acclimate to schedules fast.
30. Do you smoke?
Not anymore.
31. ever see a ghost?
Nope
32. ...........do you belive in ghosts?
I don't disbelieve but I'm certainly not convinced either.
33. ever play with a ouji board successfully?
If my successfully you mean I made it say what I wanted it to sure! really though.. no.
34. Do you Sing or play an instument or dance?
"Only instrument I play is the radio"
35. Do you have any pets?
My cat grew up, moved out, and now comes home to visit from time to time... like a few hours every few days or weeks.
36. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
37. Whats your favorite thing to wear?
I always wear gray dickies pants. my ex was fucking relieved when she finally made it back to my house and saw I have like 8 pairs.. not just one really dirty pair.
38. are you shy or out going?
Mostly shy. I learned to be a lot more outgoing in my years of selling meth. So now I'm socially adept but manage to still be uncomfortable.
39. Do you think you are attractive?
Dead sexy..
40. Do you get along with your parents?
Very much so.
41. Ever been Beaten up?
I got knocked out one time when I was a kid... but he just hit me the once.
42. ......or thrown out of anywhere?
Yep.
43. Ever Shoplifted?
I have indeed. I was both very poor and also very bored in Oregon.
44. How would you like to die if you could choose?
Unloved and alone! Or maybe for a cause I care about? Dying in my sleep would sure be convenient though...
45. are you gay or strait, or bi? 45b) are you kinky? .... if so how?
Straight. Sometimes I think "I wonder if I'm gay." then I think about it and realize that guys just aren't attractive. This is annoying mostly because it seems like it would be convenient.
Kink. Hm.
46. what kind of guys/girls do you like?
Smart.. mean.. not too skinny.
47. What drugs have you tried?
Meth, cocain (and crack), heroin, weed. I won't list the legal stuff... but I'm a caffeine junkie.
48. should they be legal?
That debate is huge without a clear answer...
49. .................should prostitution be legal?
Yes.
50. Number of Piercings you have?
My tongue closed up. I always thought it seemed like fun but always worried stuff would get torn out in a fight..
51. Number of Tattoos you have?
Zero. Back when they were offered free I didn't know what I wanted (besides, they mostly wanted to put gang stuff on me) and now they seem expensive.
52. what are you are proud of ?
Being back in school. Being a science major. Being one of the people that made the mistake of picking up meth that made it back alive.
53. What if genie gave you three wishes, what would they be?
54. Who is/was the biggest influence in your life?
My friend Gina. Spent more time together than apart from the age of 16 on. And she picked my ass up and convinced me that I wasn't allowed to get shot or go to prison.. and in doing so got me clean.
Or my dad. That's mostly because parents just by nature have huge influence on us.
55. if you could have any superpower what would it be? (like flying, obe wan kenobe power of suggestion, mind reading, seeing thru walls)
Immortality that I could choose to end.
56. Do you have any habits? good or bad? or both.
The internet and it's myriad forums have become a habit that is threatening my school performance lately. Also coffee in the mornings.
57. what would you be known for if you died now?
I really don't know. I should start asking people that. I bet they'd freak out though and think I was planning something stupid.
58. what do you want to be known for?
Helping people. Success. Scientific achievement. Any one of those would be nice.
59. whats your damage?
I don't even know anymore. That's what my therapist is for.
60. any mental disorders?
Only if you count depression.
Also I have this really disturbing tick that occurs with varying frequency where for a period of maybe 20 seconds I lose control of the muscles in my jaw and tongue. Very annoying, when it started I used to be afraid I'd choke to death when it'd happen in the middle of a bite of cereal or something.
The neurologist had no idea what it was. some brain scans made pretty sure they aren't minor strokes or seizures so I shouldn't die randomly!
I'll be honest, I've never seen an uncut man in person. I got to see my son for about 24 hours uncut, but I left the decision to cut or not to cut up to his dad and he chose to have him circumsized. But it is what it is, it shouldn't gross anyone out. If it does, they need to work out their issues.
i LIKE BOTH, BELIEVE ME...don't feel bad thrashy! ....BUT THE PHENOMINAL, *ahem* pardon my caps. feeling of the lock and glide thing I got to experiance twice. ...and there's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with it. AND FEELS DIFFERENT...IT DRIVES ME CRAZZY. my uncle used to be on a tangent about "they mutilated his penis, and programmed american girls to think mutilated is better.. ...but it would be like cutting off the hood of my clit... less sensitive.
...HOWEVER, ORAL PLEASURE is also very very satisfying before any penetration.
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Good one Spase. I love how you got into this impossibly technical crazy tangent about the glass being completely full.
Are you the kind of person that would take a multiple choice test, and end up writing out footnotes under some about how two answers could actually be correct under certain circumstances?
I think I took this test before, If I cant' find it I'll take it again.
5. do you work? whats you job description? I work for a blah blah blah yaaaaaawwwwnnnn.... in some office. I am a Transfer of Assets Analyst.
6. go to school? what are you learning to be? I've been to school for many things, and will probably die with no more than a high school diploma.
7. what do you want to be? A fly on the wall, and a kick ass roller derby player who doesn't get injuries.
8. are you a drug addict or suffer any consiquences from any addiction? I am an addict and my addiction is always tickling my toes. I drink too much these days.
9. do you have any religion or spiritual beliefs? I am an athiest. I do pray, though.
10. any hobbies? Roller mother fuckin' derby, hiking, visiting new countries, drinkin', smokin', talkin' shit, daydreaming, decorating, painting my four walls, seeing other peoples art.
11. what are your worst qualities? I am a selfish, trite, indulgent, somewhat sociopathic, frigid, narcissistic asshole.
12. What are your strengths? Eloquence, empathy, imagination, endless curiosity, great writing, I can clean a house like a motherfucker, great driver, big thinker.
13. is a glass half full or half empty? I'm a thirsty girl, so that shit's prolly empty.
14. What are your fears? Being tortured by right wing extremists (no joke!), dying or becoming a vegetable due to a car crash, becoming a social retard (even more than normal), living too long and not having the balls to kill myself, becoming a drone, a doldrum, a sheep in business casual clothing.
15. do you put on a sock and a shoe, or two socks then two shoes? None of the above. I put on my socks, then I put on my SKATES!
16. Whats your favourite food? yummy food.
17. What is your favourite band(S) Lemme think about it and get back to you.
18. favorite song(s)
19. What is your favourite film(s) Jackie Brown, Full Metal Jacket, Voces Inocentes, Silence of the Lambs
20. What is your favourite actor? John Turturro.
21. favorite cartoon? Uhhhh... Sealab 2021?
22. if someone did a movie about your life, what actor would play you? Parker Posey.
23. what would the theme song be? Just Another Rebel by the Templars
24. ever dream about flying? No.
25. ever hit the ground when you fall in dreams? No.
26. ever dream about murdering someone? No.
27. What is your favorite body part on you? My hands and my feet.
28. least favorite body part on you? My unfortunately shaped midsection.
29. day tripper? or night owl? NIGHT OWL.
30. Do you smoke? yes.
31. ever see a ghost? no.
32. ...........do you belive in ghosts? no.
33. ever play with a ouji board successfully? no, i hate those things.
34. Do you Sing or play an instument or dance? I sing in the car. I love dance.
35. Do you have any pets? yes.
36. Have you ever been in love? yes.
37. Whats your favorite thing to wear? my favorite jeans just got a hole in the thigh. Skinny jeans, a cute shirt, a black hoodie, and flats.
38. are you shy or out going? shy.
39. Do you think you are attractive? yes.
40. Do you get along with your parents? yes.
41. Ever been Beaten up? not completely.
42. ......or thrown out of anywhere? YES.
43. Ever Shoplifted? yes.
44. How would you like to die if you could choose? By guillotine. Please make sure you sharpen that shit, too. I am going for the "least painful" route here.
45. are you gay or strait, or bi? I stare at women but like to fuck men. 45b) are you kinky? .... if so how? LOL. I am kind of a prude. But when I was a lot younger I used to be into golden showers. I know, ew.
46. what kind of guys/girls do you like? Mellow, quieter guys who when they talk, say awesome shit, and who have good taste in music and aren't afraid of me.
47. What drugs have you tried? All except K and PCP.
48. should they be legal? Yes.
49. .................should prostitution be legal? Yes.
50. Number of Piercings you have? None. Used to have lip and tongue piercings. I hate the tongue thing - all I did was fidget with it.
51. Number of Tattoos you have? none, working on designs.
52. what are you are proud of ? Being a changing person.
53. What if genie gave you three wishes, what would they be? End to all war, end to capitalism and replace it with harmonious coexistence, and the complete elimination of all cockroaches.
54. Who is/was the biggest influence in your life? Fuck, I don't know.
55. if you could have any superpower what would it be? (like flying, obe wan kenobe power of suggestion, mind reading, seeing thru walls)
TELEPORTATION!!!!!
56. Do you have any habits? good or bad? or both. Drinking, smoking, procrastinating, whining.
57. what would you be known for if you died now? Being delightfully weird.
58. what do you want to be known for? Being delightfully weird.
59. whats your damage? My knee hurts, godfuckingdammit.
60. any mental disorders? Depression, anxiety, ambidexterous to a fault.
Good one Spase. I love how you got into this impossibly technical crazy tangent about the glass being completely full.
Are you the kind of person that would take a multiple choice test, and end up writing out footnotes under some about how two answers could actually be correct under certain circumstances?
I think I took this test before, If I cant' find it I'll take it again.
I'm seriously bad about shit like that. I have been known to write arguments for why my choice on a multiple choice test is right.
My ex used to ask me random questions when we were first hanging out. Just stuff like, "Salt or pepper?" I could *never* answer them without thinking about it. It cracked her up that my justifications for choosing salt was that it can be used for curing meat and is essential to biological function. Also back in the day it was an important trade item. I like the way pepper tastes more... but yeah.
Anyway! She thought it was hilarious that I could give a simple answer to a simple question. I'm not good at not thinking about things.. even stupid things.
