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Mosh

Tue Apr 15 2008, 08:18am

Rape barn owner

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Zoomie wrote ...

Big sign on the wall over the piano. "Those exhibiting loud, unruly behaviour and bad language will be asked to leave" or some such.

How come Americans have to take the fun out of everything????

Zoomie

Tue Apr 15 2008, 11:08am

Lose the shoes, bitch

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The place is run by two old men. They couldn't deal if it got out of control. That and it's a neighborhood bar. They're just trying to keep it civil.

Mosh

Tue Apr 15 2008, 12:53pm

Rape barn owner

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Ok, comment retracted.

Actually, I really liked the single time I was in there. twas very genteel and they had Cafferys.

Thrash

Tue Apr 15 2008, 05:23pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Getting back to the thread ...

*nods*

Lusive

Wed Apr 16 2008, 01:41am

Hatin' on people since 1975

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I got myself off earlier today.

Zoomie

Wed Apr 16 2008, 03:03am

Lose the shoes, bitch

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Me too. Twice.

Thrash

Wed Apr 16 2008, 04:26pm

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Sure, fuck yourselves on Tax Day before the man does; right?

Lusive

Wed Apr 16 2008, 04:54pm

Hatin' on people since 1975

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I already took care of my taxes. And I generally fuck myself every day, so it's not unusual.

Thrash

Wed Apr 16 2008, 09:14pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Ahhhh ....
Sorry ...

Mosh

Wed May 14 2008, 07:54am

Rape barn owner

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I get told to go fuck myself daily, I guess thats similar...

lucky

Wed May 14 2008, 01:17pm

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Oh, please. If I beat off every time i was told to fuck off, I'd have a chaffed stump of a dick and permanent claw-hand.

Mosh

Wed May 14 2008, 01:57pm

Rape barn owner

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You could make money off that... Does Jim Rose still have that freak show?

Thrash

Fri Jul 11 2008, 06:07pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Yesterday; shower ...

Thrash

Fri Nov 14 2008, 08:52pm

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Thrash wrote ...

Yesterday; shower ...

MissMeg

Tue Jan 20 2009, 09:47am

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Just a little while ago...

Thrash

Tue Jan 20 2009, 10:42pm

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Yeah, but how?

MissMeg

Thu Jan 22 2009, 06:53pm

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With my own two hands, that's how! I don't really think about anything when I do...I just do.

Thrash

Thu Jan 22 2009, 07:36pm

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Two hands, eh?
Hmmm ...

Zoomie

Fri Jan 23 2009, 12:08am

Lose the shoes, bitch

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You know what they say about two hands, right?

Thrash

Fri Jan 23 2009, 09:03am

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I want her to be as specific as possible now; since we "guys" can't comprehend this ....

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