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Thrash
Wed Nov 14 2007, 05:19pm
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Alcohol ...

List your order of preference:
Oral, Anal, Vaginal, Digital, Toys, Dolphins
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Thrash
Thu Jan 24 2008, 07:27pm
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Funny, no one answered ....
I'll choose dolphin ....
They'll take it any way you give it to 'em ....


Moving on;
Why did it take me 15 minutes to find this thread ....
... when it was STICKIED?!?!!?
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Zoomie
Thu Jan 24 2008, 09:35pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Because you've been drinking too much lime ade and not enough Irish whiskey.

Why am I still here?
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Lusive
Thu Jan 24 2008, 09:51pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
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because it's too cold to go outside


Why do people hate?
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Thrash
Fri Jan 25 2008, 09:27pm
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... cause they follow a religion

Wanna finish me off with this here potato chip?
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Zoomie
Fri Jan 25 2008, 11:09pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Maybe.

Is it salty and will it involve shoving it in your peehole?
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Mosh
Sat Jan 26 2008, 01:48am
Rape barn owner
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Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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Of course it is.

Sheeprapre or sheeprape?
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Thrash
Sat Jan 26 2008, 05:24am
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I prefer to rape sheep with my sheep-rapier ...

Evian or Perrier?
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Zoomie
Sat Jan 26 2008, 02:57pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Aquafina.

Can I sleep in the spare room?
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Thrash
Sat Jan 26 2008, 04:30pm
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Sure, but would you like the room with or without Sandy?
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Zoomie
Sat Jan 26 2008, 07:32pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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I'll find my own bedwarmer, thanks.

And this is where I drop the ball...
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Thrash
Sat Jan 26 2008, 08:21pm
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Right, I'll send in Halo ....

So, at this point, have we decided "Spears" or "Lohan"?
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Zoomie
Sat Jan 26 2008, 08:45pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Neither. I don't find drug addicts attractive.

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Thrash
Sat Jan 26 2008, 09:10pm
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Agreed ....

What do you call the 9 yearold in Mosh's pantry?
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Lusive
Fri Feb 08 2008, 12:20pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
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Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
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appetizer


chocolate or strawberry syrup?
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Zoomie
Fri Feb 08 2008, 12:31pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Chocolate.

Will Dave actually show up in two weeks?
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Thrash
Fri Feb 08 2008, 05:37pm
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Sure, why not?

Would someone PLEASE think of the children??!?!?
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Zoomie
Fri Feb 08 2008, 10:59pm
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I do think of children. Braised au jus and a nice shiraz by candlelight.


If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Mosh
Sat Feb 09 2008, 12:13am
Rape barn owner
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I'd prefer Billie Piper to pick my pickled pepper.

Bung?
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Thrash
Sat Feb 09 2008, 12:54am
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Sure, I'm all for it ....

Who on here would you like to anally violate FIRST?
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