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Thrash
Mon May 01 2006, 07:28pm Print
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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In this one, this is kind of a free-for-all flamewar.
This time, you'll flame the asswipe that has the post directly above you.
There is NO LIMIT to how many or how few posts you put in this thread.

The time-limit is the 10th when we'll set up the overall voting.

New signups randoms for May will be posted shortly.
Either this month or next month's randoms will be for (a small amt of) cash.
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Thrash
Thu Jun 01 2006, 09:14pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Mike finally finds his true love:
Bondi

Mike is quoted as saying;
"Wow, I finally found someone to wake up and share my favorite cereal with in the morning;" ...
Dorquemada Cheerioatse

... film at 11!
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lovernios
Thu Jun 01 2006, 09:56pm
Misanthrope
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If you remove the lameness of that last 'flame', it would be completely gone.
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AspHole
Fri Jun 02 2006, 01:10am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
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This coming from somebody who's usually slicked up more than the soap in a penitentiary
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lovernios
Fri Jun 02 2006, 01:26am
Misanthrope
lovernios
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This from someone who sells WD-40 to grease monkeys and jiffy lubers all day, all the while wondering if his combover is in place.
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Suzie
Fri Jun 02 2006, 02:45am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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why don't you go check the "male"
..................mmmkay lovern? ..... see if anyone gets POSTal on you.

*winks*
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Thrash
Fri Jun 02 2006, 03:42am
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... says she who's got such hardcore skidmarks in the panties it looks like the whole Daytona 500 was forced to stop on a dime

"lovernios" wrote ...
If you remove the lameness of that last 'flame', it would be completely gone.

Watching you flame is about amusing as watching a 3-year-old wearing nothing but a Superman cape and a diaper, riding a mechanical bull at Wal-Mart while his mother blows the door greeter.
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Suzie
Fri Jun 02 2006, 04:01am
Living Dead Girl
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skidmarks, are like little canals leading to the ocean of shit in your underwear.
............. you've mistaken me for one of your scatting tribe.

I still have muscular control in my spincter.
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Thrash
Fri Jun 02 2006, 04:27am
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Actually, I can see that you got one on me ...
I can see you really trying in this thread ...
... but the real truth to see here is:
I can see that your asshole dangles outside the legs of your capri pants ...
... like a dying elephants trunk
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Suzie
Fri Jun 02 2006, 05:41am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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I'm trying not to vomit because only someone who's actually seen that......
.............. would think to write about such a thing.

so I suppose you are the jeffery dahalmer of rimjobs...

.......you just bite some "natural casing" off to chew on for awhile
like beef jerkey, except, it's that grey matter dying elephant color?


.......oh no thanks.
you go ahead.

I'll keep my intestines inside my asshole thank you.
.......you can chew on your momma's.

LOL!
............uranus is the only fuckhole I know of with a loose colon on the end.


*sings* I see you true colon shining thru! I see your true colon! and that's why I love you .....so don't be afraid, to let it show....
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Arcane13
Fri Jun 02 2006, 07:31am
Kandy Karma
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Joined: Wed Jan 12 2005, 12:39pm
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"Thrash" wrote ...
Actually, I can see that you got one on me ...
I can see you really trying in this thread ...
... but the real truth to see here is:
I can see that your asshole dangles outside the legs of your capri pants ...
... like a dying elephants trunk


You're like a life-support system for a cock.

(Sorry Suze, I wanted to flame someone who actually knows what they are doing.)
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Suzie
Fri Jun 02 2006, 07:49am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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*gasps*
................you can kiss my ass, you stuck up bitch!

I'd say "fuck you" but, that would'nt be much of a slap to a walking sperm bank! Ya skanky ass whore!
...........fucking you would be like sticking your dick out the window and fucking the world!
.....I'm sure the boys just rub it on the side.

*spits on arcane*
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Arcane13
Fri Jun 02 2006, 08:40am
Kandy Karma
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You have quite the sordid projective imagination to go along with that grey fishy pussy. Even if I were that way, unlike you, at least I would feel it somewhere.

Also, I would kiss your ass, but I'd like to remian herpes free, thanks. Your simple minded blathering simply illustrates my aforementioned comment.

A virtual spit, wow, creative, how WILL I ever recover?
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Thrash
Fri Jun 02 2006, 03:40pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Dude, with you two cunts blowing all this hot air at each other, I can hear it whistling as it passes through.
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Suzie
Fri Jun 02 2006, 03:57pm
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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...actually, that's the effect you get from ait blowing through the space between your ears where a brain should be....
.....you could play us a song if you lean in different directions toward the wind.
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lovernios
Fri Jun 02 2006, 07:34pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
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And the song would be "All out of Love" by Air Supply.

And Suze, your flagrantly feeble flailing sorta reminds me of Helen Keller doing a drunken karaoke number.
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Suzie
Sat Jun 03 2006, 03:14am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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If I want any lip out of you, I razzzle my zipper.

Violent081 .....bitch!
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lovernios
Sat Jun 03 2006, 08:13pm
Misanthrope
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Ya well. At least my arms don't look like large jars of mayonaisse.
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Arcane13
Sat Jun 03 2006, 10:27pm
Kandy Karma
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Mhm, just your neck does, if bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.
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lovernios
Sat Jun 03 2006, 10:40pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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What do you call a Kandy Karma that sleeps for 200 years?


Frumplestilskin?






What do you get when you cross Tom Hanks and you?


Forest Frump?


Wrfrumpc

OH P-SHAWWWW !!
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