Well, SOME Things are ok, but he's showing signs of being a little out there
Yep, he's fuckin' cooked.....
They actually let this person roam free in society?!
HOLY SHIT, HE JUST BROKE MY FUKTOMETER(tm)!!!!
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Yer turn....... with a twist... We're going to start doing these a little different... We're changing this to a VOTING page... ZOOMIE, you are *NOT* allowed to vote on yourself in the overall poll because there is a question in there where you have the chance to let us know publicly what you think....
Everyone else, The voting will be easy... You're being asked to vote on a five point scale as to how "Stable" he is based on his answers below...
Since this is the first time we're doing shit like this, Zoom's the guinea pig (even if he IS a Mick....) Should this not have the desired effect, then we'll discontinue the voting on further new arrivals...
1. What makes you want to even associate yourself with the scumbags here at TSi?
2. You seem to go back a ways with my brother (Thrash, in case you didn't get that)... how far back do you guys actually go (and don't just give a simple answer... expound on it...)
3. If you were given 48 hours to live: a. What would you do? b. Where would you go? c. Would there be DVDA involved?
4. on the rusty-trusty scale of "1 to 10"..... How mentally fucked up do you consider yourself, and cite examples as to why you feel this way (THIS is how you vote for yourself)
5. Name some of your vices in life
6. Suppose you were going through your sock drawer, and you found a few bucks and decided to blow it on a Powerball ticket. If you were the sole winner of a jackpot totalling over $250 million: a. What would you do with all the cash? b. How would something like that affect your current lifestyle? c. How quickly would you knock out your current boss and leave a cleveland steamer as a resignational statement?
7. If you were given 24 hours with Rach from here, tell us about a few of the activities we can look forward to videotaping for prosperity reasons.
8. What is Jamie Hyneman like when the camera's not on him?
9. Name some places (other than female anatomy) that you have placed your penis.
10. You're traveling along the road driving a pickup truck. In the back of the truck, you have a suitcase packed with young girl's school outfits, a crate of studded dildos, four smaller sized chicken cages (complete with chikens, mind you). You're pulling a RV trailer with various types camera equipment and production materials, copies of various porno mags (ranging from Hustler's Barely Legal, to PlayGirl), four cases of industrial strength lube, 12 cases of anal-eze, several cats and dogs, a few hamsters and peacocks.... Meanwhile, you're on the phone with the locals to try to negotiate the elephant, the horse, and the Emu....
Run us through your typical day with the materials provided above...
1. What makes you want to even associate yourself with the scumbags here at TSi?
I've known many of these scumbags for 10+ years. Some of you I've known a much shorter time but I feel like I'veknown you forever. The rest of you are kinda cute in a Slappy The Squirrel irritating kinda way.
2. You seem to go back a ways with my brother (Thrash, in case you didn't get that)... how far back do you guys actually go (and don't just give a simple answer... expound on it...)
Dave, you were at AS when I joined 1997 or 1998? It's been a while. We ran the ville two years ago when I was in Jax for a night. He's one of the few people I've give a kidney if he needed it.
3. If you were given 48 hours to live: a. What would you do? Drive to Harpers Ferry and start walking south.
b. Where would you go? Failing that I would grab a bottle of Jameson and go to the river cottage. I'd like to leave this world in a beach chair looking out onto the Potomac.
c. Would there be DVDA involved? Only if krsna and KV were there. Cuz short tattoo artists and tall asian women make an awesome combo.
4. on the rusty-trusty scale of "1 to 10"..... How mentally fucked up do you consider yourself, and cite examples as to why you feel this way (THIS is how you vote for yourself)
Not having the benefit of an education rooted in the mental health field I'll give myself a 6, but that's with extreme prejudice. We'll just say that I've been in much worse shape mentally and lately I'm not very happy.
5. Name some of your vices in life
I was a two pack a day smoker for almost 30 years and I used to drink a lot. Both were a family tradition that I decided I didn't need any longer. Now I just masturbate constantly while watching YouPorn.
6. Suppose you were going through your sock drawer, and you found a few bucks and decided to blow it on a Powerball ticket. If you were the sole winner of a jackpot totalling over $250 million:
a. What would you do with all the cash?
I'd buy land and build low a impact home, invest some throw a hellacious party with hookers and cops and firetrucks and give the rest away.
b. How would something like that affect your current lifestyle?
Not to any serious degree. I wouldn't work anymore and I'd make sure that after the cash was all gone I could still live comfortably.
c. How quickly would you knock out your current boss and leave a cleveland steamer as a resignational statement?
That's immature. I'd just call him fat and pee on his shoes.
7. If you were given 24 hours with Rach from here, tell us about a few of the activities we can look forward to videotaping for prosperity reasons.
Hostel II meets Caligula. Nuff' said.
8. What is Jamie Hyneman like when the camera's not on him?
He's exactly like Chris Crocker (search YouTube) with no more hair on his face and no hair on his head.
9. Name some places (other than female anatomy) that you have placed your penis.
I used to have a studded leather appliance. And then there was the infamous sausage stuffing incident...
10. You're traveling along the road driving a pickup truck. In the back of the truck, you have a suitcase packed with young girl's school outfits, a crate of studded dildos, four smaller sized chicken cages (complete with chikens, mind you). You're pulling a RV trailer with various types camera equipment and production materials, copies of various porno mags (ranging from Hustler's Barely Legal, to PlayGirl), four cases of industrial strength lube, 12 cases of anal-eze, several cats and dogs, a few hamsters and peacocks.... Meanwhile, you're on the phone with the locals to try to negotiate the elephant, the horse, and the Emu....
Run us through your typical day with the materials provided above...
I've seen every slasher/splatter movie ever made and I know where you're going with this and I'm not liking it. That having been said, and with my history the story would go like this:
As I crossed the Arkansas state line the red and blue lights flashed in the mirror and before I knew it I was making prison furniture by day and amateur interracial gay bloodsport porn in the showers by night...
