you said you wanted to call me out a month ago and I beat you too it,
I don't know wether to castrate you, or sew your clit closed with a rusted nail and your gingivitis chunked dental floss that seconds as your g-string, you 3 eyed incest inseminated egg, that gnawed it's way out of it's hillbilly mother to avoid abortion.
I drop my pantaloons and am pointing my hairy,sweaty arse over your head as you lie there with an open mouth.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!SPLATTT!!!!!
13 litres of hot shitspray collide with your open willing mouth as you endeavors to gobble up every sliver of my nutritious carrot,chickpea and lentil peel filled barrage of liquified shit.
I am scooping up the spilt diahorrea surrounding your head and am now massaging the disgusting chunky "Soul Glo" mixture into your hair like shampoo,except that this is real poo.
I shall now insert a cut off piece of garden hose into your anal cavity and twiddle a piece of barbed wire up the hose so that it is well lodged into your shit where the hose stops.I now rip out the hose leaving the barbed wire stuck up your arse as your sphincter closes over the barbed wire stranded between two barbs.
I now remove the barbed wire from your rectum in one rapid ripping motion.
And there is plenty more liquid shit where that came from.*does diahorrea in a mug and holds the hot cup of CoCo to the lips of fiddlestick*
I have to ask you something,why do you suck so bad at this?Is this something you inherited at birth or is this a result of the things that you put in your mouth after birth.Speaking of which,I hear you were employed at the hospital as a human vaccum cleaner to slurp up all the afterbirth with a straw.I will now assist your vaccuum mouth by ramming a fist full of used condoms,cigarette butts,tampons and fish entrails which I gathered especially for you from the rubbish bin out the back of my local fish monger down your throat.
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That was urderly the worst flame I have ever witnessed, but doesnt suprise me since its coming from a husband beater goat dick sucking hick, from west virginias latest new trailer park. Damn Are you getting paid to be that stupid? I mean its honestly... like flaming you is equivalnt to me flaming fucking Gomer Pile with a seven foot lamp post shoved up his chia pet ass, while rotating on a disco ball . Your furbish language is about as rediculous as your urine stained personality. I didnt realize it was possible for someone to have a personality equivalent of a petrified gopher terd, but hey you proved me wrong. Man... I mean I knew ever since your dad molested you when you were a 7 year old school choir boy, and your mom licked your asshole out to give you a bath, I knew that was when your mind would be as fucked and as warped as George Mc.Fly on a LSD trip. But damn I mean if you are going to be a fucking idiot at least be a funny one. Your humor is about as stale and as dead, as a floating dead squirrel roadkill carcuss floating in the wind as cars pass bye.
I mean for someone who has the IQ of. like fucking .5% and a blank stare that makes Chuck Norris seem like a Disney World robot, one yet wonders why you just dont shove your keyboard up your monkey colon, and your hands around your chicken giblet neck, and become a mentally challenged Walmart store greeter? I mean we know that your retarded, stupid and your a moron, so why are you trying to come up with something intelligent. Its like trying to watch George Bush trying to write a speech while reading a "How To Be A Successful President" For Dummy's Book. It just doesn't work.
Moral of the story. Put the converter down and stop mother fucking jacking your grashopper dick off to fucking "Booh Bahs" and listen to me. Pull the maxi pad beneath your buttocks and slab it all over your mouth, salivate it. Then place it on your arm and give yourself a period tattoo. Once you achieved that look, insert a twig branch in your microscopic penis hole, and suck on a hot coal poking cow iron. Once you are done that, go into your moms wine cabinet (at the other side of the trailer) and pull out the rifle. Aim it at your head (or your ass because its the same effect either way) and shoot. Once you do that, We will all party. I will make sure that I will play "Kool and the Gang's Celebrate Good TImes" song at your funeral. Oh and Ill also give honors to Dave to piss on your grave and Ill take a cleaving steamer on top of your grave, right where your head would be. So either do that little buttkin gremlin fag or write a DECENT FLAME FOR FUCKS SAKES! Mosal Tof Fag lord! Oh btw....
PS:
oh and nice trailer! I bet Barbi hereself couldn't fit herself into the toilet and take a dump! Kudos to you Migit Muff!
To McDamn, I wish to applaud your selfless act..for how can the seedling become a giant oak tree without fertilizer?Your role is crucial in the growth and development of gardens,plants and trees worldwide..not to mention on this flame site where you make a good stepladder..
I am going to pick you up and gently crush you,mashing you against the white tiled wall with the palm of my hand.It is your desiny to be flushed,smeared,or left to decompose because this is the fate and destiny of every SLIMY PIECE OF CRAP.
wrote ... you said you wanted to call me out a month ago and I beat you too it,
It took you a month... so you didn't REALLY beat her. Otherwise you would have done it as soon as she said it lamer.
"BloodSport" wrote ... Fuck you, I'm here.
To McDamn, I wish to applaud your selfless act..for how can the seedling become a giant oak tree without fertilizer?Your role is crucial in the growth and development of gardens,plants and trees worldwide..not to mention on this flame site where you make a good stepladder..
I am going to pick you up and gently crush you,mashing you against the white tiled wall with the palm of my hand.It is your desiny to be flushed,smeared,or left to decompose because this is the fate and destiny of every SLIMY PIECE OF CRAP.
That's my 3, and looking at things, I WIN!
THAT IS SO LAME..
Did mummy let you on the computer for one post? Have you been a good boy?
Maybe next time she will let you do two posts.
Now shut it Beerbitch... Rach has owned your mother fucking ass.
