Then you are probably an obese degenerate that gives blowjobs behind the local target for attention. Do you also keep a public blog detailing how "Deep" and "Introspective" you are?
Gentlemen, do you own a t-shirt with one of these witty phrases?
Then you are probably a virgin... and thank god because people like you shouldn't reproduce.
The only thing more lame than these t shirts are THESE T shirts