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wrote ... 8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? Cut? meaning sculpted body or something? ummm... uncut... I do enough to keep myself from becoming fat.
Uhm, it means are you circumcised, bro ... hahahhaha ....
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
I just found this thread, oops My 2 cents:
1. what's ur first name? Mike 2. male or female? M 3. how old r u? alot, over 29 4. what country or state do u live in? frustration and denial 5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? straight, with a slight bi-tendency/appreciation
UR BODY 6. describe what u look like physically: 5'7" 150 lbs, brown H, day glo white skin with mailman tan 7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? it's a chubby 6.5 inches, unless there's some nuanced stimulation happenin. I think it just gets wider though. 8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? Um, skinny guy w/ some muscle tone, I walk 8 miles a day haha 9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? kinda light brown 10. what's ur fav part of ur body? I think my eyes are hot, no one has the same opine on the color 11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex? I'm a boob ass and leg man. And I hate female ass cleavage, for the record 12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? the bottom of my scrotum 13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? I call my dick Uncle Pete 14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Nah, I'm not a hairy guy at all, kinda naturally tight in this category GETTING PERSONAL NOW 15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)? Yes 16. how often do u masturbate? can be rare, it can be 4-5 a day, it's cyclical with me 17. how many ppl have u slept with? I do not know for sure, maybe a dozen. I had a girlfriend with 5 personalities, but I just counted her once FYI 18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? 21 19. who did u lose it 2? my stupid ex- wife 20. do u regret ur first time? YES 21. do u have any other sexual regrets? NO 22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? YES 23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with? like 20 yrs 24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? continuously, pretty much 25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? does masterbation count? if not, maybe 6 months? 26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? about an hour ago 27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? YES 28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? celibacy 29. have u ever had phone sex? Yes, thought it was dumb 30. have u ever had cyber sex? No, the mere notion is foreign to my thinking 31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? I devoted 3 days in a row once 32. lights on or off? strobe! 33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? I enjoy the art of cunnilinguistics. My orgasm is not important for a very long time. 34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? Oral... normal always ends it. Once the cock is in, it's splooge and out. Oral is not always a means to an end, it's a part of foreplay as well. 35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? blowjobs. My dick is not a bottle of pop, thanks 36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? is this about my anal oriface? Both are fine if so 37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? Yes, with impugnity. Breast bondage! 38. what's ur fav position? fetal 39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session? like 30 40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? all of the above 41. do u get turned on by pain? INEEDEY David, yes 42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? I do like anal actions. 43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? I ate my girlfriend out while she was on the rag and my tongue was pierced that same afternoon. I am kinda dirty. ORGASMS AND CUM 44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms? n/a 45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session? 9-10? 46. can u cum from just having sex? Is this actually a question? 47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? I'm not too noisy but have been known to let out a few grunts and raspy breaths 48. spit or swallow? WALLOW 49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? I LOVE THE TASTE OF THE ENTIRE REGION 50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)? YES 51. what did u think of the taste? It's more texture than taste. 52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? I tried to jack off into my own mouth once MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS 53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals? Yes 54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? YES 55. have u ever watched a live stripper? YES 56. have u ever watched a live sex show? YES 57. have u ever used toys during sex? YES 58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member? NO 59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? YES 60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals? YES 61. how do u feel about talking during sex? You should shut the fuck up 62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead? YES, too often in fact 63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? YES 64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? YES 65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? YES 66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? YES 67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? YES 68. have u ever had sex in a car? YES 69. if yes, was the car moving? YES, I was driving too, several times 70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? YES 71. have u ever had sex in the shower? YES 72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex? Under the Thanksgiving table with the family upstairs 73. have u ever had sex at work or school? YES 74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)? Not that I'm aware of, but no doubts yes LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL 75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? YES 76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? YES 77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? YES 78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? YES 79. have u ever been caught masturbating? NO, oddly. 80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? YES 81. have u ever been caught having sex? YES 82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? YES 83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? YES 84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? YES 85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? YES, and BOTH 86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? YES 87. have u ever watched urself? YES 88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? YES 89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? YES 90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? YES 91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? NO 92. have u ever had sex with an animal? NO 93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? YES 94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? NO 95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? YES 96. have u ever broken anything having sex? YES AND FINALLY 97. describe ur worst sexual experience: there's been so many... um. I would have to refer to the night me and my ex did it for the first time. She was a wirgin too, and we had some seriously shameful virgin sex. We did it 3 times, but they all lasted like 3 minutes haha 98. describe ur best sexual experience: 2 black women with thick hard asses you could bounce quarters on, complete with 2 sets of 36D titties and 2 neatly trimmed vaginers. It was Oreo night at my house, I remember it fondly, like the desert misses the rain (thank you Sade). My climax included sexual intercourse with one, while the other had her face in my ass. 99. describe ur biggest fantasy: To actually have sex again. I've gone from 13 years of monogomy, to roughly 5-6 unbelievable inhibition and fantasies fulfilled beyond imagination, to a marginal celibate for the past year+. 100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? handcuffs and props, multiple females tied up + blinfolded, lots of teasing and tickling, undressing at my whim, and random vegetables like cukes, carrots, squash. Kitchen wares like wooden spoons, spatulas, cutting boards, knives... vibrators + dildos. Spanking, pain with fingernails, teeth, cat o nines, water sports in the bathroom. Spice Channel on 24 hours. Marijauna and shellfish. It was a fun weekend
"lovernios" wrote ... 8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? Um, skinny guy w/ some muscle tone, I walk 8 miles a day haha
HA! I wasn't the only one to get confused by this question! *feels better* Thanks, Mike! Apparently cut or uncut is referring to whether your circumcised or not.
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
1. what's ur first name? Bob
2. male or female? male
3. how old r u? 21
4. what country or state do u live in? Massachusetts
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? straight
UR BODY
6. describe what u look like physically: Friggin' huge. 6'2, a few extra pounds but not bad looking. Strong but not muscle bound... we all know there's only one bulge that counts. Long hair and a goatee that match well with whatever eclectic style I chose for the day. My sunglasses are the last thing to come off when I play strip poker.
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? Umm, I think it's longer than average, but I can't seem to find a definite definition of what the average is. More importantly, it's nice and thick. What, do you want me to measure it for you?
8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? Cut
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? Pink and hairy? I don't think this question was really meant for me.
10. what's ur fav part of ur body? My cock, obviously.
11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex? Err... all of it? All the obvious ones I guess, tits, ass, legs, etc.
12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? I like it when she's so turned on she can't help but kiss the first thing she can grab a hold of.
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? No, my dick is a member of Project Mayhem. He has no name.
14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Shave my naughty bits, trim the rest. Recently I've probably been grooming down there better than my face.
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)? Yes, even I can't get laid EVERY day.
16. how often do u masturbate? Oh hell, even I don't know for sure. It varies I guess.
17. how many ppl have u slept with? Wait, your supposed to keep track? *counts the notches on the bedpost* Probably around 40... there are a few blurry nights that I can't be completely sure if I got some or not.
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? 16
19. who did u lose it 2? Some random older chick, a depressingly average college girl with no unique individual features whatsoever for my memory to focus on.
20. do u regret ur first time? Hell no, I love all women. Even ones whose names I can't remember.
21. do u have any other sexual regrets? I guess there's one girl I regret not hooking up with when I had the chance. That's always the way it is, I never regret the things I did, only the things I didn't.
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? Not actual intercourse, but a girl once gave me what was allegedly her first blowjob.
23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with? Don't know exactly, about 10+ years. She was around 30.
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? Continuously
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? Lets see... about 2 weeks ago at a rock concert, specifically Ozzfest.
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? Two hours ago.
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? Oh hell yes.
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? Condom and prayer, until I remembered that I'm an atheist, so now just a condom. Speaking of which, what should atheists scream when they cum?
29. have u ever had phone sex? Not intentionally believe it or not, I was kidding around with it with a lady friend of mine, and she started getting off on it.
30. have u ever had cyber sex? No, long distance is really a waste of my talent. (here's where Dave can make a penis-size joke)
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? I devoted my whole last semester of college to sex, drugs and rock and roll. Which is probably why I'm now degree-less working in a factory. :roll:
32. lights on or off? Mmmm, either way. Complete and total darkness can be really cool.
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? All of the above?
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? Both. For a quickie I like either about equally, for a longer session I like to spend a long time switching it up... mmmmm...
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? Give me a warm, wet blowjob. Right now. Then get in the damn kitchen and make me a pie!
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? I love to eat out.... but I really like to do all of the above. Rule #1 of being a superstud: she should cum twice before you even think about sticking your dick in her.
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? Oh yeah, this girl I used to know in high school, we met up again after two years not seeing each other, hooked up a few times... oh man, you should see the tits on her...
38. what's ur fav position? Any that makes her scream.
39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session? Oh hell, I have no idea.
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? All of the above.
41. do u get turned on by pain? I guess I do a little. Or more than a little.
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? It's okay.
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? Nope. Here's a vibrator, I'm gonna go find someone else.
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms? If you mean have I ever pulled out and dumped some warm yogurt on her back, then no.
45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session? Three for me, more for her.
46. can u cum from just having sex? Umm... yeah.
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? Moan a little, cuddle a little, get back to business.
48. spit or swallow? I swallow. I definitely want my girl to swallow.
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? Pussy, the other white meat.
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)? Yes, she went down, came back up and kissed me and...
51. what did u think of the taste? Not bad. I don't see why so many girls bitch about it.
52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? The girl who got me off with her tits... yeah, she wanted me to blow all over them, then she licked it off. She's awesome, you might see her on a porno website some day.
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals? Err, no.
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? All the time.
55. have u ever watched a live stripper? A couple times.
56. have u ever watched a live sex show? No.
57. have u ever used toys during sex? Yeah, but not usually. Don't really need to.
58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member? Umm, no? Get a therapist.
59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? Yeah, but nothing all that weird. I've observed some weird shit though. *coughcokebottlecough*
60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals? No. Again, therapist.
61. how do u feel about talking during sex? Depends on the context.
62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead? No. Therapist. Now.
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? Not sure, probably at least once or twice when I lived in the dorm...
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? If you saw me, you wouldn't complain to me either.
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? As long as your encouraging me to brag, yes. Yes I certainly have.
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? Not really.
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? Nope.
68. have u ever had sex in a car? Oh yeah. Usually not mine though, I have a cramped little Jeep, and the first time I tried that I gave myself a concussion on the rollbar. :oops:
69. if yes, was the car moving? No.
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? Mmmm... hottub.
71. have u ever had sex in the shower? Yep, the ladies shower back at college... memories.....
72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex? In a port-a-can at a rock concert a couple years ago.
73. have u ever had sex at work or school? Only if college dorms count.
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)? I'll try anything once if she's into it.
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? Sex and chocolate go perfectly together.
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? Tee hee hee yeah.
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? Mmmm, yeah
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? I got a blowjob once with people cheering me on.
79. have u ever been caught masturbating? Yes.
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? Yes, yes indeed.
81. have u ever been caught having sex? Yeah.
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? I didn't so much catch them as they started with me still in the room...
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? Yeah.
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? Once... it was kinda cool.
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? Yes.
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? I don't think so...
87. have u ever watched urself? No.
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? Err... Does a stage kiss count?
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? No.
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? If you mean at the same time, then sadly no. Tried with the twins, but I caould only get one at a time.
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? The scientific evidence shows that we're all related; all human beings today are decended from a clan of less than 2000 individuals. But in the contest of this question, no. Therapist.
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? No. No, no, no. Did someone say "therapist"? I thought so.
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? How else would you know to stop?
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? No.
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? Yes, actually.
96. have u ever broken anything having sex? Yes, a few things, and my head a couple times.
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience: Waking up to find my ugly roomate and his hideous fish-beast girlfriend getting it on with no concern for the fact that I was in the room. If you mean me being the one having the sex, it would be getting caught in the act by my mother.
98. describe ur best sexual experience: All of them. If you're really going to make me choose, it would be when my curvy-hot bisexual lady friend introduced me to her skinny-hot sex kitten girlfriend.... holy fuck.
99. describe ur biggest fantasy: Not two but THREE girls at once.
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? I'll have to get back to you on this one.
Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 05:26pm
Location: Right here, can't ya see me?
Posts: 499
1. what's ur first name? Ummm…Daphi?
2. male or female? Female
3. how old r u? 32
4. what country or state do u live in? USA
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? Straight
UR BODY
6. describe what u look like physically: Shortish brown hair, dark brown eyes, ever-so-slightly tanned arms, pasty white everywhere else, 5’1???, a bit overweight (aka thunder thighs and boulder butt…), big pot belly that’s getting bigger every day…
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? I don’t like fingers in there, it feels bleh, but I’d guess maybe 2? It kinda depends on the size of the fingers, considering Goo’s fingers are almost twice the size of an average guys fingers. Wait, would that mean I could fit 4 average fingers?? Hmmm… :shock:
8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? 36C for now, increase in size is imminent. :wink:
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? Big silver dollar size and a nice pinkish brown
10. what's ur fav part of ur body? Ummm…eyes I guess, the rest of me ain’t too spiffy.
11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex? Shoulders, arms and chest
12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? Back of my neck, gives me oo la la shivers
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? Nope, no names, sorry. :roll:
14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Usually I just trim but I sometimes shave.
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)? Rarely
16. how often do u masturbate? Once a month maybe, if even that.
17. how many ppl have u slept with? 1
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? 22
19. who did u lose it 2? My husband on our wedding night.
20. do u regret ur first time? No way!
21. do u have any other sexual regrets? Just messing around (kissing, groping) with this one guy who was a real jerk, geez, he wasn’t even cute! What was I thinking?
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? Yes, Goo was a virgin on our wedding night too.
23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with? Goo is 13 years older than me
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? 2 times a week
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? Last night
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? Last night
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? No thanks
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? FAM (Fertility Awareness Method) but after this baby is born Goo will probably get the big “V???
29. have u ever had phone sex? Nope
30. have u ever had cyber sex? Nope
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? Nope
32. lights on or off? Off
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? Depends on my mood
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? Again, depends on my mood
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? Giving bj’s
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? I prefer being eaten, fingers just don’t do much for me. Maybe because Goo’s fingers are so rough and calloused.
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? Yeah, a couple times, I wasn’t too impressed with it though.It was uncomfortable and messy.
38. what's ur fav position? Spooning
39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session? No idea, around 10 maybe?
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? Depends on my mood at the time
41. do u get turned on by pain? Not really, I don’t tolerate pain very well.
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? Tried it several times. Goo loves it, I hate it. I avoid it as much as possible. :evil:
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? It doesn’t bother me much, but Goo would rather not go there
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms? A couple times, a looong time ago. :oops:
45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session? 3
46. can u cum from just having sex? I assume this means intercourse. Not usually, I gotta have some extra stimulation going on besides just thrusting.
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? Panting and heavy breathing, Goo says I’m too quiet. :oops:
48. spit or swallow? If I have a spitting place handy (sink, towel…) I will spit, otherwise I swallow.
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? Not too crazy about the taste, but I can handle it. He drinks a lot of pop which I’ve heard makes it taste worse, so bleh.
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)? Yeah
51. what did u think of the taste? Not much taste but the scent is bleh to me.
52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? Let him spurt on my face once, which really wasn’t so great.
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals? EWWWWW, NO!!
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? Long ago I watched some parts of a couple tapes.
55. have u ever watched a live stripper? Nope
56. have u ever watched a live sex show? Nope
57. have u ever used toys during sex? Once in a while during masturbation, not during sex though.
58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member? NO!!
59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? Yeah, but I’m not going to elaborate here :oops:
60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals? NO! I’m gonna go barf now.
61. how do u feel about talking during sex? Words here and there are ok, a whole conversation isn’t so hot.
62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead? NO! Sick sick sick.
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? No
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? No
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? But of course!
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? Sometimes, but it’s not like I’m thinking about me having sex with someone else, it’s just various generic images of sexual acts. I guess it’s kinda like watching porn in my mind?
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? Nope
68. have u ever had sex in a car? Sure
69. if yes, was the car moving? No
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? Nope
71. have u ever had sex in the shower? Yeah, a few times. It wasn’t too great, our shower is small so it’s not comfy.
72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex? On a big trampoline in our front yard, it was dark out and we live on a farm so it wasn’t too risky
73. have u ever had sex at work or school? No
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)? Nope
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? A couple times
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? No thanks
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? Nope
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? Well… yeah…the baby’s crib is in our bedroom so when the baby is sleeping….
79. have u ever been caught masturbating? Yes, twice by my sister and once by my mother, ACK!! :oops:
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? Nope
81. have u ever been caught having sex? Not yet
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? Yes, my parents, TWICE, ACK!! :oops:
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? Watched Goo once, which was interesting
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? Not really, I just feel weird being watched
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? No
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? No
87. have u ever watched urself? Sure, I’m not really into that but we do have a mirror on the bedroom door
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? Not in a sexual way.
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Nope
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? Nope
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? NO!! ACK!!
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? NO!! Sicko!!
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? Yep, mainly leg cramps
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? Almost, goll darn it I need sleep more than sex these days.
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? Yeah, and it was my mom on the phone.
96. have u ever broken anything having sex? Yep, our bed…grandma TOLD us to get a good sturdy bed! We shoulda listened!
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience: First time doing anal, it hurt a heck of a lot. :shock:
98. describe ur best sexual experience: The first time I had an orgasm during intercourse without having extra stimulation, I was on top, ‘twas really good.
99. describe ur biggest fantasy: Nothing wild for me, I would just love to be able to orgasm easily every time during intercourse without having to have extra stimulation.
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? Tossed Goo’s salad once, which was weird. I don’t have any desire to go there again.
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"MILF" wrote ... 100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? Tossed Goo’s salad once, which was weird. I don’t have any desire to go there again.
I had to quote that again, I keep laughing every time I read it.
Oh my goodness! *laughs* Congrats! Now I finally understand you're avatar...*feels a bit ridiculous* And thanks for the added confirmation there, Dave.
Long hair and a goatee that match well with whatever eclectic style I chose for the day. My sunglasses are the last thing to come off when I play strip poker.
Does a stage kiss count?
