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Emperor Reagan
Thu Apr 24 2008, 11:24am
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You could share a forty of steel reserve on a bus stop bench after class.

Also, when you're just about to finish, yell "oh no, not my flower!"
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Lusive
Thu Apr 24 2008, 01:14pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
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I don't know, Zoomie, I was aware before I had sex with my ex that he was a virgin. And we had a LONG relationship and awesome sex. cheesey Hell the first time we had sex it was awesome! cheesey
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Zoomie
Fri Apr 25 2008, 11:09am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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It's a crap shoot. Some women find it adorable and feel honored to take a man's virginity and some think tat any guy past 17 who is still a virgin is some kind of dork, according to the latest zoomie poll.

Personally I prefer a woman with experience. When it comes to my penis I'm not a very patient teacher.
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Lusive
Fri Apr 25 2008, 11:20am
Hatin' on people since 1975
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Well, I will be honest, I didn't WANT to be his first, as I like a man with experience. BUT in his case, his desire to do so and his desire to please made up for any "awkwardness" he had. cheesey
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Zoomie
Fri Apr 25 2008, 07:13pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Lusive wrote ...

Well, I will be honest, I didn't WANT to be his first, as I like a man with experience.

Exactly my point.
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Emperor Reagan
Sat Apr 26 2008, 01:29am
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I like my 4 year olds to have been around the block, too.
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Thrash
Sat Apr 26 2008, 06:15am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Damn, I'm now up-in-the-air on where this is going ...
I almost quoted Zoomie and said "I agree", but then again, Lusive's arguement is strong ...

Hmmmm ....

I'll still stand by my odds though ...

Kyle, I love you, man ... But you're not a "closer" ...
I could get you laid in 15 minutes ....
However, in this case, due to circumstance, outside of here, I refuse to "lead the horse to water" ... (or any other 'wet spot') ...

I really wanna help you, but I just can't .... (outside of advice here you'll just ignore) ...
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Zoomie
Sat Apr 26 2008, 12:31pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Like I said it's a crap shoot. If the conversation turns to sex and you tell her you're a virgin there's a good chance she'll think you're a freak. If you wait until the last minute to tell her she might think it's adorable that you want to give it to her or she might get that metallic taste in her mouth that you get just before you puke. If you don't tell her at all and you suck in bed she might never call you again.

BTW in most cases the last scenario is preferable,
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lucky
Sat Apr 26 2008, 02:58pm
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Take it from Zoomie, he has sucked in bed more than anyone here.
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Zoomie
Sat Apr 26 2008, 03:23pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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I'm sayin'!
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who?
Sat Apr 26 2008, 03:44pm
who?
Joined: Thu Aug 30 2007, 03:30am
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just say it's been a while for you.

totally true - 20-something years since you were last found deep in a vagina, right?
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Thrash
Sat Apr 26 2008, 11:26pm
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Damn say a thing, eat her until she's cross-eyed, and then it won't matter how long you last; or don't last ...
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Thrash
Sat Apr 26 2008, 11:26pm
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Oh, and jack off once or twice on the was there ...
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who?
Sun Apr 27 2008, 01:41am
who?
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you ,sir, are DRUNK!
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Zoomie
Sun Apr 27 2008, 01:42am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Ya think?
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bagman
Sun Apr 27 2008, 03:08am
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She skipped class Thursday, so no go. Next Thursday morning is the final in that class, and that's my last chance.






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Thrash
Sun Apr 27 2008, 09:33am
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You know what was saying, and my point(s) stand ...
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Mosh
Sun Apr 27 2008, 12:32pm
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Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, let me introduce you to my friend Rohypnol...

If that dont work, you could choke her til she blacks out...
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bagman
Sun Apr 27 2008, 05:20pm
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I actually ate a roofie one time at work just to see what the hype was about. (I did not mix it with alcohol). I fell asleep taking a dump.
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Thrash
Sun Apr 27 2008, 07:43pm
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hahahahahahahaha ...
I'm sorry, but that's the single STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard ...

hahahahahahaha ....
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