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bagman
Mon Apr 28 2008, 04:04am
bagman
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... And remember this was at a fucking law firm. Just try and deliver mail to three floors of people with your wits gone, and almost all normal muscle functions ceasing completely.

Also note: I ain't the only one who's tried Rohypnol for recreational use.

[Click, Dick]
[Click, Dick]

I'd never had a downer before, so I wanted to try it out.

In other news my beard is growing in AWESOME! I actually look my age now, instead of a 17 year old.
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Edited Mon Apr 28 2008, 05:28am
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Thrash
Mon Apr 28 2008, 05:37am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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I still can't stop laughing thinking about it; it's even funnier that you did it at work ...
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Zoomie
Mon Apr 28 2008, 10:31am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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...that's our boy...
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FAH-Q
Mon Apr 28 2008, 11:41pm
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Thrash wrote ...

Damn say a thing, eat her until she's cross-eyed, and then it won't matter how long you last; or don't last ...

Kyle, this is by far the best advice anyone has ever given you on this topic. Satisfy a girl orally, and your experience or lack thereof won't matter.

And if she's not into oral, move on.
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lucky
Tue Apr 29 2008, 12:02am
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You gonna tell him to lick the alphabet next?

HEY STUPID! Step one for if/when you meet next is to get her god damn phone number so you can see her again without relying on the university registrar to line you up. Everything else listed above is secondary.
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FAH-Q
Tue Apr 29 2008, 12:13am
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Fuck licking the alphabet. That's bush league.
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Zoomie
Tue Apr 29 2008, 12:54am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Stop talking to the poor young man like he's an idiot.
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bagman
Tue Apr 29 2008, 02:27am
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Yeah, let's take a step or fifty-five back. I am still working on what to say on Thursday, not refining my cunnilingus skills.

The communication is severely lacking as of late. Probably because of finals (she's taking 5 classes) this week. I still am not sure the best way to ask her on Thursday. I've only ever asked like two chicks out face-to-face before. Usually it's via e-mail hahaha.
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FAH-Q
Tue Apr 29 2008, 04:06am
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I'm not sure Thursday is the best time to ask her, if she's all stressed out. Why not ask her for her number (not email if you don't already have it - email is much more easily ignored), tell her you were hoping to give her a call to arrange hanging out sometime outside of school. If she's at all interested, she'll give you her number right away. It's honest and confident and I reckon it'll work.
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Thrash
Tue Apr 29 2008, 06:02am
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I think so ...

Ok, primary is covered ...
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bagman
Wed Apr 30 2008, 12:15am
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Jesus Christ, this beard is doing wonders for me via the HotOrNot scene. I'm ranked a full 1 point above all my old beardless pictures I ever posted (an "8" ). I just got another rad match, who actually REPLIED to a message I sent her.

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That was my whole goal this year - to change up my look (new glasses in Jan. and stopped shaving in Dec.). Hoping it would give me more confidence... it hasn't really worked on the confidence thing yet.
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FAH-Q
Wed Apr 30 2008, 12:26am
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It takes time, man. The other thing to bear in mind is that very few people are truly that confident, they're just better at pretending they are.

That said, confidence with women is definitely easier once you've fucked a couple of them. The sooner you start, the easier it'll get.
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Thrash
Wed Apr 30 2008, 02:33am
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TWO POINT OF ORDER:
1) Work with WHAT YOU'VE GOT, and KNOW PERSONALLY first ...

2) I don't believe the second pic is actually the girl you're writing to; it's too "model"; sorry, Kyle ...

Go into the Forgotten Forum, Bella thread ...
Read that fully, then reply to the second girl ...
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Emperor Reagan
Wed Apr 30 2008, 04:09am
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I think substance abuse at work gets an A+!
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bagman
Wed Apr 30 2008, 04:41am
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I actually did ecstasy once at work as well, near the end of the day.

Thrash, that second girl and I are MySpace "friends" now hah. Now she is seriously out of my league but it's fun to entertain the thought. Here are a few more pics for your enjoyment. (Fuck, for my enjoyment too). She likes big beats, and drum and bass which is a plus.

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Fuck, it's been a year since I've been on a date. Took a girl I met on Craigslist to The Killers concert. She was hotter than hell, but I of course was a pussy.

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Lusive
Thu May 01 2008, 02:58pm
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Drum and Bass is sex!
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bagman
Fri May 02 2008, 05:18am
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It's Thursday!

I got me some DIGITS haha. FUCK YES. We talked for a while before the final, and been texting throughout the day. I'm gonna call her tomorrow after work and see if she has next Wednesday night free to grab a brew or two. (Weekend ain't good - she works + I have a final on Sat and she has one Monday).

Haha I'm pretty happy. smile

Lusive, you don't even know how cool you are.
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Lusive
Fri May 02 2008, 05:25am
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*L* I love DNB. My roomie spins it. When we lived together before it was the best stuff to put me to sleep to. cheesey Nothing moves me more than some good DNB.
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Thrash
Thu May 08 2008, 03:11pm
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First off, she's only out of your league if YOU THINK she's out of your league ...

Second of all, give her the TSi MySpace; I'll fuck her instead ...

Lastly, it's Thursday, the following after the Wednesday in question ...

So, what happened?
You at least get a little stink-finger?
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bagman
Tue May 13 2008, 02:40am
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Dude, I haven't been able to pull your site up in what seems like weeks man! Fucking finally... sheesh.

So, I called her after work on the 3rd like I said I would and left a vmail. Never heard back. My co-workers were like don't chase her man, that'll turn her off like nothing else will. So I didn't for about 5 days... then I couldn't stand it and sent her a text. She sent one back and we did this for a day or so. I called again yesterday and got voicemail again. So I sent her another message giving her a hard time about her not answering her phone and she called tonight!

Thursday I'm going to see She Wants Revenge at Stubb's and I told her she should come along. She said she'll think about it... and might come down with her roommate. WTF? Either that's a blatant cock-block or an open invitation to an awesome threesome. She says she may have her roommate come along because she has to drive so far (she lives about 40 miles outside of Austin). Designated driver? Who knows.

Ugh. We'll see. I didn't offer to pick her up or pay for the ticket. I figure if we have a good time at this show, I'll tell her I can pick her for the next show, which happens to be next Tuesday, 5/20. (The band is Metro Station)

*Shrugs* I guess this good

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