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Thrash
Tue May 13 2008, 03:41am
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First off, you should have ASKED her, with authour-a-tie ...
None of this "you should come along" shit ...

Second of all, I'm not feeling the 3-some thing, however, if you did for your 1st time, I'm have to page a shrine on here to you or something ...

Lastly, I TOLD YOU PEOPLE I was upgrading on the weekends for 2 weeks (or so), and it's now done ...

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Mosh
Tue May 13 2008, 08:54am
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What if her roomies a dude?
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krapsna
Tue May 13 2008, 01:59pm
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What if? Come on, we all know it's going to be a dude.
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Thrash
Tue May 13 2008, 04:53pm
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I'd not build the shrine as big for Kyle in that case ...
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krapsna
Tue May 13 2008, 06:42pm
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But maybe the chick will ditch them and Kyle will actually get laid this time.
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Thrash
Tue May 13 2008, 07:02pm
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Anything's possible, I guess ...
Bets, anyone?
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Zoomie
Wed May 14 2008, 12:59am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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krapsna wrote ...

But maybe the chick will ditch them and Kyle will actually get laid this time.

You are a mean little roly poly man...
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krapsna
Wed May 14 2008, 03:16am
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Zoomie wrote ...

krapsna wrote ...

But maybe the chick will ditch them and Kyle will actually get laid this time.

You are a mean little roly poly man...

Heyyyy, I took two notches off my belt in the last three weeks.
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Thrash
Wed May 14 2008, 09:35pm
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... and yet, Kyle still has to add one

Interesting ...
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bagman
Thu May 15 2008, 01:05am
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Via text: "I don't think i'll be going to stubbs tomorrow".

What else would you expect?
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krapsna
Thu May 15 2008, 01:42am
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I just wouldn't even reply to that.
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krapsna
Thu May 15 2008, 01:48am
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Okay, I'm going to lay it all out on the line Kyle.

I know I bust your stones, but I actually like you. I'm rooting for you. Have you tried playing several girls at the same time? You seem to have no problem meeting cute girls, so don't concentrate on one girl at a time. Get a few on the line and just have fun, and let them know you're doing it. As soon as one slips off the line just find a replacement.

And keep your shirt on, or else start doing LOTS of pushups and pullups. You look like the bagman bobble head doll. I know that's harsh man, but it's true.
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FAH-Q
Thu May 15 2008, 02:33am
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Sound advice. Also buy a couple of 20 lb dumbells and add curls to that routine, especially hammer-curls. Arms are about the easiest thing to bulk up and the ladies love 'em. Edited Thu May 15 2008, 02:33am
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Thrash
Thu May 15 2008, 03:19pm
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You knoe, I never noticed that he does tend to dwell on one girl at any given time ...

I'd have sent her a one-word text back; "Bye".

Play the field and evenutally you'll catch a fly, bro ...
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krapsna
Thu May 15 2008, 05:10pm
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Or just admit that you're not really interested in pussy and look up Justin.
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lucky
Fri May 16 2008, 12:38am
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I'm sayin'

Attempting homo- or bi-sexuality (before you get grossed out, remember, so far your only attempting hetero-sexuality) would immediately double your chances of success.
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krapsna
Fri May 16 2008, 01:33am
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lucky wrote ...

I'm sayin'

Attempting homo- or bi-sexuality (before you get grossed out, remember, so far your only attempting hetero-sexuality) would immediately double your chances of success.

Um, that may be the single greatest post ever.
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Thrash
Fri May 16 2008, 08:13am
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It's actually SOUND ...
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bagman
Sun May 18 2008, 04:25am
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About a year ago I bought a weight bench at Academy, and it sat in my garage for 10 months, having never been opened. I finally opened it and set it up a couple of months ago, but still haven't used it heh. A few years ago I bought my first weight set, and worked out for about 3 months with it and had a huge bucket of whey protein I was taking, protein shakes, and eating 4000 calories a day. After 3 months, I'd only managed a 3lb gain. My metabolism is either "blessed" or "cursed" - depends on who you ask.

Nearly every single meal I eat out -- I have been doing that for years now. Popeyes, Taco Cabana, Taco Bell, KFC, Church's, Subway, Whataburger, etc. etc. (The only time I don't is when I am having home cooked meals at other people's houses.) My job involves sitting for 5+ hours, and I NEVER exercise. You'd think I should be some huge fucking balloon with all the fatty/bad food 3 times a day, every single day. Nope.

Anyway the concert was fun, but I need to built up some confidence so I can walk up to a chick and say hello. I have another concert on Tuesday (Metro Station) and maybe I'll try then.

I did have some pretty decent muscle-buildage during that 3 month time period. I need to get motivated to start it up again.
Fuckyays4

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Mosh
Sun May 18 2008, 06:42am
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Wait til you turn 30... then weight gain wont be an issue.
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