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SYDNEY, Australia - An Australian swimmer says he survived a mauling by a 16-foot shark by wrestling with the beast, finally getting free by poking it in the eye.
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The shark, believed to be a great white, seized Jason Cull by the left leg as he was swimming at Middleton Beach in southwestern Australia on Saturday.

The shark was one of three that swimmers reported seeing at the beach Saturday. Officials closed the beach after the attack.

From his hospital bed where he was treated for deep lacerations, Cull, 37, told reporters Sunday he saw a shadow moving in the water just before the attack and mistook it for a dolphin.

"It was much bigger than a dolphin when it came up," Cull said. "It banged straight into me — I realized what it was, it was a shark.

"I sort of punched it, and it grabbed me by the leg and dragged me under the water," he said. "I just remember being dragged backwards underwater. I felt along it, I found its eye and I poked it in the eye, and that's when it let go."

Tom Marron, a spokesman for the lifeguards at the beach, said volunteer lifesaver Joanne Lucas leapt into the water to help Cull after swimmers at the beach started panicking when they saw Cull struggling.

"She heard the cries and splashing and knew they needed assistance and just went straight in," Marron said.

"She got hold of the injured swimmer and brought him back to shore," he said. "There was a fairly comprehensive mauling of his left leg, lost a lot of his calf, severe lacerations."

Last month, a shark killed a 16-year-old surfer off Australia's eastern coast.


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See, great whites arent so tough...
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That's not a fish. That's a fish...
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I updated my previous post in this thread to be 100% more assholey.
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Noted ...
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I think I'll stick with my Leatherman Wave...
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Mel Gibson is one of yours.
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But the point is you Aussies like your men in leather.
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I reckon our men should be more metal and less Rob Halford...
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The way your autosig sits under it, it kinda looks like it's referring to you ... Edited Tue May 20 2008, 11:18pm
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Oh, man. I had forgotten about that picture. THANK YOU!
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I was drunk; just look at Ian's last post ....
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Zoomie wrote ...

Even tulip asked me "Who's the fat girl with the sword?"


Admin, please take down that picture Mosh posted. I really don't want Zoomie wanking off to me looking like his dream girl.
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I thought the answer was "Danzig" ...
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My dream girl had much smaller breasts.
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But her feet are not as pretty.
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HAHAHAHA ....
Mosh took out his classic sig ...
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I did what now?

I had a classic sig?
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Yeah, the "since 1986" banner ...
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