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Arcane13
Sat Jul 16 2005, 11:45pm
Kandy Karma
Arcane13
Joined: Wed Jan 12 2005, 12:39pm
Location: Plague of Madness
Posts: 1100
maybe, hehe
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Seskel
Sun Jul 17 2005, 06:55am
T-Lake's the Name
Seskel
Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994
Yoda's House of Love...
Porta Potty

Ooh, this one's got a nice big mirror and everything! It's a regular honeymoon suite!
LARGE
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Arcane13
Sun Jul 17 2005, 01:38pm
Kandy Karma
Arcane13
Joined: Wed Jan 12 2005, 12:39pm
Location: Plague of Madness
Posts: 1100
I know I'm impressed.
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CelestialApokalypse
Sun Jul 17 2005, 03:17pm
CelestialApokalypse
Joined: Sat Jan 29 2005, 08:28am
Posts: 756
Wow... I've never seen one with a mirror in it before... nor one so new and clean looking.
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Suzie
Sun Jul 17 2005, 05:18pm
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488
I wonder if they come with new shit smell ........
....................................like new cars have new car smell
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Thu Jul 21 2005, 03:17am
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Joined: Sun Jan 30 2005, 03:22am
Location: looking for someones lap to curl up on
Posts: 1628
That is the nicest cleanest porta john ever!
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Arcane13
Wed Jul 27 2005, 04:17am
Kandy Karma
Arcane13
Joined: Wed Jan 12 2005, 12:39pm
Location: Plague of Madness
Posts: 1100
even has instructions
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KissOfDeath
Mon Aug 29 2005, 12:51am
KissOfDeath
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 04:10am
Posts: 381
"Caliginosity" wrote ...
You're playing your cards all wrong Mr. Lovernios...
Here is how I would do it:

"Hey cunt, I picked for you a dead plant's sex organ"
Wiltedrose2a

I smile, sniff her hair, and try to cut a lock off to put in my pocket and save for later.

Scalp

I'd then take her out for a romantic dinner in an exotic restaurant.
Mdf597124

Afterwards, I'd take her to my abode, where I would woo her with a sexy, soothing, moody record, and a handful of roofies.
Mist Cd Salvation M

Roofie1

I'd then take her to my bed, where there is always room for two.
Bags

Then I'd apoligize, and explain that I can only get it up for amputees. So in order for her to enjoy me, I have to engage in...."surgical foreplay'.
203041

The rest is in my pants...er...on my pants..

Usually, stuff i read on message boards doesnt amuse me. But i laughed and there's *laugh spit* all over th e monitor. i am dying over here.

Thank you for the laugh, you're hilarious
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lovernios
Mon Aug 29 2005, 09:56pm
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
He is a funny one, that Calig

It was probably one of the funniest posts I've ever seen here, a veritable trove of inspired funniness...
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Tue Aug 30 2005, 02:24am
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Joined: Sun Jan 30 2005, 03:22am
Location: looking for someones lap to curl up on
Posts: 1628
Cacophony

yup that girl is like me....minus the horse with a llama of course lol
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