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I got my dick sucked last night! Haha. (This update is just for you Mello)
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Thrash
Thu May 29 2008, 10:15pm
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299hh-kpv4a-4b40x-px5wgn-x2umk0

It's the regcode to pussy, dude ...
Sorry I've kept it from you for so long ...
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bagman
Fri May 30 2008, 06:07am
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No, no guys what I think is awesome is the fact that I DON'T have her name/phone #/etc. I didn't mean having her e-mail was "actually fucking awesome" haha... I mean NOT having her #/name, etc.

In other news, I am going to two concerts next week (65 Days of Static and Ladytron) and a chick from work wants to hang out at one of the concerts and another former co-worker is going to the other concert with a some of her friends and she says "fuck craigslist" and she'll "hook a brotha up"!!!!! Ugghhh I just gotta get over my fear of social interaction!!!!!! I'm already all jittery. Both of these concerts will be good practice, I'll just keep telling myself that.

So thrash, if I just read that out to a chick, she'll drop her panties and bend over? Edited Fri May 30 2008, 06:08am
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Mosh
Fri May 30 2008, 07:50am
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Blow a joint first... that'll sort the nerves...
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Thrash
Sat May 31 2008, 05:37am
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She did; it didn't work ...
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who?
Sat May 31 2008, 11:14pm
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baggie - you know what you do wrong in social situations?

you run. tongue

instead, opt for asking questions about the person. find a way to make THEM talk, and you just coast until you're comfortable.

oh yeah, and listen to krsna. that's a man that's lived (and given people cheese).
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Zoomie
Sat May 31 2008, 11:44pm
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Fuckin' right.
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Thrash
Sun Jun 01 2008, 06:23am
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No, he's not ...
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who?
Mon Jun 02 2008, 01:23pm
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i'm sorry, dave.

this is a cheese conversation now. you actually don't have any say in it.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 02 2008, 03:19pm
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Fine, I'll leave ...
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bagman
Sun Jun 08 2008, 06:33am
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Too fucking weird... the girl last that I chilled with at the Ladytron concert moved here in September and came from Eugene, Oregon and a co-worker (hot as fuck - never really talked with her before) who was at another co-workers birthday bash tonight, moved here in September AND moved from Eugene, Oregon! Hah. Both chicks are fucking cool and I would pork them but I gotta ask them out first. I didn't even really ask out the girl to the Ladytron concert ... I told her I was looking for chicks on Craigslist and she said she'd come with, if I didn't find anybody.

Tonight (Sunday) it's another concert - 65 Days of Static and my ex-co-worker is playing matchmaker with a couple of her friends. Haha.

Hey, at least I am getting out and socializing now. Just working on one thing at a time. It actually isn't hard AT ALL to talk with a hot woman. What is hard, is doing more than just conversing... taking it to the next step - asking her out/for her number/whatever. Also, I am not quite ready to go all out and talk about whatever with a chick. I have this weird thing that I think I'm going to offend a girl if I talk about "dirty" shite. But what's funny is last night at the concert, before Ladytron came out them dimmed all the lights as if they were just about to come on, but 2-3 minutes later they still weren't on stage... and I joked that they were being a "fucking cocktease" to the girl I was with and she literally laughed so hard she was crying. So the "boundries" of what a girl can't take may be a LOT farther out than what I have in my head. Edited Sun Jun 08 2008, 06:40am
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Thrash
Sun Jun 08 2008, 03:07pm
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There is so much worng with that last post, I can't even tell you ...
Let me give you one hint; she was peeling her damp panties off while telling you she'd go ...
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The Geek2
Sun Jun 08 2008, 04:21pm
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uh isn't my foul mouth any indication of what a woman can take?
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Thrash
Sun Jun 08 2008, 05:18pm
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Are we talking in terms of wordage, or "pounds" per square inch?
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who?
Mon Jun 09 2008, 01:40pm
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The Geek2 wrote ...

uh isn't my foul mouth any indication of what a woman can take?
there is, like, 4 jokes in there.
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krapsna
Mon Jun 09 2008, 03:08pm
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bagman wrote ...

Too fucking weird... the girl last that I chilled with at the Ladytron concert moved here in September and came from Eugene, Oregon and a co-worker (hot as fuck - never really talked with her before) who was at another co-workers birthday bash tonight, moved here in September AND moved from Eugene, Oregon! Hah. Both chicks are fucking cool and I would pork them but I gotta ask them out first. I didn't even really ask out the girl to the Ladytron concert ... I told her I was looking for chicks on Craigslist and she said she'd come with, if I didn't find anybody.

Tonight (Sunday) it's another concert - 65 Days of Static and my ex-co-worker is playing matchmaker with a couple of her friends. Haha.

Hey, at least I am getting out and socializing now. Just working on one thing at a time. It actually isn't hard AT ALL to talk with a hot woman. What is hard, is doing more than just conversing... taking it to the next step - asking her out/for her number/whatever. Also, I am not quite ready to go all out and talk about whatever with a chick. I have this weird thing that I think I'm going to offend a girl if I talk about "dirty" shite. But what's funny is last night at the concert, before Ladytron came out them dimmed all the lights as if they were just about to come on, but 2-3 minutes later they still weren't on stage... and I joked that they were being a "fucking cocktease" to the girl I was with and she literally laughed so hard she was crying. So the "boundries" of what a girl can't take may be a LOT farther out than what I have in my head.

These are the posts that make bagman seem like a troll.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 09 2008, 03:30pm
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Agreed ...
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