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I'm thinking of adding this to my acoustic set(s) ...
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Thrash
Sun Jun 08 2008, 04:50am Print
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Guitar Chords/Tab for the Free Credit Report.Com Pirate Song (FreeCreditReport.Com Pirate Song) G B C Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants D G So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant G G B/C Its all because some hacker stole my identity G D Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea D Should have gone to G B C Free credit report dot com D G I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb G B C They monitor your credit and send you email alerts D G G So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
[yt=400,400]aG_LtZhZERI[/yt] I think it'd be neat to just break into out of nowhere while performing ...
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Zoomie
Sun Jun 08 2008, 12:27pm
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I love that song.
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Thrash
Sun Jun 08 2008, 03:08pm
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So does everyone else; it's why I'm thinking of just breaking out into it randomly ...
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Mosh
Mon Jun 09 2008, 05:34am
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Add "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" to your list as well.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 09 2008, 07:47am
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Oh, yeah ...
I'm all over it ...

I'm still shocked and impressed that Massey knew it ...
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Zoomie
Mon Jun 09 2008, 10:20am
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You need a sheet of copper to do it properly.
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Mosh
Mon Jun 09 2008, 12:26pm
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Dude, a sheet of Masonite will do for a wobbleboard...

How is Mr Massey?
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krapsna
Mon Jun 09 2008, 03:10pm
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Cool, all I gotta do is learn B and I can play the FreeCreditReport.Com Pirate Song!

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Thrash
Mon Jun 09 2008, 03:45pm
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By the string (starting with high E)/fret a "B" is ...

1/2
2/4
3/4
4/4
5/2
6/0 (you can bar it at 2 as well)

Does that help?
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krapsna
Mon Jun 09 2008, 04:57pm
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LOL, yeah it helps but by "learn" I meant practice over and over until I can do it automatically. I already have E, G C, A, and D down. I think B and F are the only ones left out.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 09 2008, 07:25pm
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A "Basic F" is:
1/1
2/1
3/2
4/3
5/0
6/X
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Thrash
Mon Jun 09 2008, 08:44pm
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This is the actual commercial ...

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FAH-Q
Tue Jun 10 2008, 01:34am
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F used to give me trouble. I can hardly remember any chords now though, maybe just a couple of the A's, the C and the G.

I saw a wicked-lookin' accoustic bass today in a music shop here. I was tempted.
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Zoomie
Tue Jun 10 2008, 02:13am
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I want to learn "Think I'll just stay here and drink" by Merle Haggard
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Thrash
Tue Jun 10 2008, 04:09am
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I'll look it up ...
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Goady
Tue Jun 10 2008, 05:31am
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From the top - I wouldn't play it unless they where paying you.
I know All the lyrics to the Tie Me Kangaroo Down song
And I think after my gig on thursday I should drive up to Kingsland and Me and You should sing 'Pictures' as the last act. (Your singin the Sheryl Crow part...)
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Thrash
Tue Jun 10 2008, 05:57am
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Done ...
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krapsna
Tue Jun 10 2008, 01:26pm
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I think I'll just do an E barre chord for F. I know that one. Thanks!
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Thrash
Tue Jun 10 2008, 05:18pm
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Do an "F" bar chord ...
It's the first and third fret of the top two strings ...

I also found a way to cheat playing this song that sounds good ...
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krapsna
Tue Jun 10 2008, 09:32pm
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Pssh. Power chords are so last year.
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