At an old job i had i would often threaten my bosses by saying i would "cut them" or saying "i'll cut off your face" and many other things,I wasnt fired for this though.
I am a huge fan of the star wars series
Im in love with anna nicole smith and want her BODY!Suprisingly though,I prefered her when she was all fat,I dont like her all skinny like this.
ooooooh,These are good ones......And your probally all gonna guess 2,but.....
It was when i worked at my last resturant and the managers were SOOOOOOOOO Freaking cool i could say whatever the fuck i wanted to them i they didnt care.It was the sweetest job EVER,I miss it so much.
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
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2 lies/one truth:
1. I was in a terrible motorcycle accident with an ATV in the woods. We were both doing 40 mph or more, racing on separate paths to a place where they converged to make one. I was on the motor cycle, and I took it for granted the other guy, my pal Kirk, was in the same mindset. Alas, he was not, and we both emerged from the woods at roughly the same instant. My memory is slim, but I remember flying through the air at 40mph, heading for a tree ass first. I broke/split my pelvis and smashed up nicely muscle mass in my lower back and upper thighs. oh, and broke 2 ribs. I had to wear a diaper for a few months (urine control was lost), and my nards swelled to the size of softballs.
2. When my kid was being brought into the world, my ex-wife was hemoraging blood really bad, her blood pressure was in a tailspin, and she was barely conscious most of the time. The doctor's were insanely worried we were going to lose one or both. It came down to them turning to me and asking me, if it came to it, which one should we try to save. I chose my stupid ex, figuring we could try again. They were able keep both, ultimately.
3. When I was 8, I almost killed myself in a diving accident. I was an excellent swimmer and was on a Boy's Club swim team. After practice, free swim ensues. I was tossing a ball into the water, and diving into the water, with the intent to surface below the ball no matter where in ended up. After one particular toss of ball, I attempted to dive under a rope that was lining the deep end of either side the pool, it looked like one of those roped setups they have at banks to form lines. It was there to keep people from diving there, so I took it upon myself to break rules even then. So, I dove, running start etc. The rope caught me across the eyes, and snapped my head back, slamming it into the edge of the pool. I sank to the bottom and remained there for a solid 3 minutes. Fractured Skull for me.
