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Thrash
Wed Jul 02 2008, 09:43pm Print
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Australians making odd choices for funeral songs
ADELAIDE, Australia - Hymns are being replaced at funerals in one Australian city by popular rock classics like Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and AC/DC's "Highway to Hell," a cemetery manager said Wednesday.
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At Centennial Park, the largest cemetery and crematorium in the southern city of Adelaide, only two hymns still rank among its top 10 most popular funeral songs: "Amazing Grace" and "Abide With Me."

Leading the funeral chart is crooner Frank Sinatra's classic hit "My Way," followed by Louis Armstrong's version of "Wonderful World," a statement said.

The Led Zeppelin and AC/DC rock anthems rank outside the top 10, but have gained ground in recent years as more Australians give up traditional Christian hymns.

"Some of the more unusual songs we hear actually work very well within the service because they represent the person's character," Centennial Park chief executive Bryan Elliott said.

Among other less conventional choices were "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by the Monty Python comedy team, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead," "Hit the Road Jack," "Another One Bites the Dust" and "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead."
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Zoomie
Thu Jul 03 2008, 01:42am
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Thrash wrote ...
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by the Monty Python comedy team

This made me LOL.
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Lusive
Thu Jul 03 2008, 01:47am
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My grandpa's song was "Carry me, Carrie" by Dr. Hook. And my cousin's maternal gramma had "Emotional Rescue" by the Rolling Stones.
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Mosh
Thu Jul 03 2008, 08:43am
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Mate of mine who was killed in a car accident had Comfotably Numb played at his.

I think I'd like WASP's Animal (I fuck like a beast) played at my funeral.
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krapsna
Thu Jul 03 2008, 01:28pm
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"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"!!!! LOL!
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The Geek2
Thu Jul 03 2008, 03:49pm
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Krsna, I promise that if you die before me to play "It's Raining Men" and to do the robot in front of your casket.
Its what any good friend will do.
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Thrash
Thu Jul 03 2008, 05:18pm
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Just don't do Michael Jackson for mine....
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Zoomie
Thu Jul 03 2008, 10:43pm
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To close to home Dave?

I'm trying to think of a song about fat girls, not coming up with anything. Maybe I should write one. Something nice and offensive.
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Thrash
Thu Jul 03 2008, 10:46pm
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Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen ...

No, ask Mello what that means ...

I'm thinking, for me, Pull Me Under - Dream Theater ...
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Zoomie
Thu Jul 03 2008, 10:59pm
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Psh you know you'll ask for some gay OMD shit...
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Mosh
Fri Jul 04 2008, 11:24am
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Thrash wrote ...

Just don't do Michael Jackson for mine....
Do you mean literally? Coz I think I'd pay to watch that.
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Mosh
Fri Jul 04 2008, 11:36am
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Actually, I think I'd like some Carcass or Cannibal Corpse played at my funeral.

Kind of appropriate.
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krapsna
Sat Jul 05 2008, 06:36am
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If Mello dies before us we gotta get together a team and perform the talent show song from revenge of the nerds. I know one guy who'd look great in an elvis outfit with an electric guitar.
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Thrash
Sat Jul 05 2008, 06:53am
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I'm all in ...
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lucky
Sat Jul 05 2008, 01:43pm
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What did booger do in that skit? Oh yeah, elvis guitar.
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krapsna
Sat Jul 05 2008, 01:52pm
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It's one of my most favorite songs ever. Now I can study the lyrics and learn it by heart:

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands.
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.
We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you.
We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground.
We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in.
We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar.
We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along.
And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall.
So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.
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krapsna
Sat Jul 05 2008, 02:02pm
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i actually have that giutar too so were all set but i get to be lamar ok?
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who?
Sat Jul 05 2008, 02:12pm
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true to form, the michael jackson impersonator plays with a little white kid in that video.

ps - if you die before me, ask if yoou can bring a friend!
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Thrash
Sat Jul 05 2008, 04:38pm
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Thrash wrote ...

I'm all in ...
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tibor
Wed Jul 09 2008, 07:30am
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If Mosh dies before me I'm going to get drunk under a bridge, sing old songs in Japanese and have a time.
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