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So, she's recently been fucked over, stays up late, and loves animals ... Oh, and she's over 40 ... (and dick thirsty for the young meat to "take it out on")
Yer in with this one ...
When she replies, post it; we'll lock it in for you ...
I need a woman's opinion on my Craigslist ad. Do you concur with eitje that it sucks or is the mystery what makes it a good ad? Which you go to Shoegaze Sunday if you were single and happened across my ad?
I really try hard to keep the En Vogue quoting to a minimum, until at least the 2nd date.
Actually I do think you're right eitje. This girl Anna and I had some things in common (love of horror movies, some bands) but after talking for hours about shit we liked/disliked I found there was a LOT less in common. She's into theater shit, and LOVES musicals. I cannot tolerate any musical (Wiz of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Choco Fact, etc.). Haha what's funny is I told her a story about how my best buddy used to *torture* me with the worst movie on the face of the planet -- Rocky Horror Picture Show. She was stunned... and then told me why. She goes out to the Alama Drafthouse at LEAST once a month to the Rocky Picture Show live show. FUCK THAT! Plus she loves classic rock and glam rock, and I abhor most of it.
the add doesn't say anything other than, "I want someone to go to a show with me". And though I know you're just looking to get your dick wet, unless you find someone who's absolutely loose, you're better off giving yourself time and getting to know her better and at least being able to hang out with her. And a LOT of women will NOT get sexual unless they are in a relationship. Also too, you're not allowed to dislike the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's like pure sex to women. My ex HATED it. I took him to a huge showing of it, and after seeing all the half naked women and great sex he got afterwards. He learned to appreciate the movie. So do you really want to just get your dick wet or do you want some sort of meaning to the relationship? If it's getting your dick wet and that's it, you're doing it in the wrong place, go back to casual. If it's the latter, give yourself time.
that woman is wearing a pearl necklace and plain black clothes in a sepia-toned photo of herself staring off into space. also, she's artsy and into ruggedly handsome dudes. she's plainly either classy, or thinking that she's classy, and there's no good that can come from this one.
you also spelled "vesuvius" and "stub" incorrectly.
You're not trying to find a soulmate, you're trying to get your dick wet. You LIE and pretend you like all the shit she says she likes. Then you stick your dick in her a few times and both of you move on. It's a game, they don't expect you to like all the dumb crap they're into but they expect you to pretend you do.
this is good advice for exploiting the vulnerable.
if i ever need a check on my ethical compass, i know i can get a baseline from krsna.
You know what Kyle, yeah. Keep the letters to yourself.
I also submit for group consideration that Kyle might want to remain a "technical virgin" if he ever gets to intercourse and go straight to the pooper.
You've managed to stay pure this long d00d, no sense screwing it up now. Save the real thing for the wife.
Alright, so she replied. I don't have any trouble communicating with girls, but I think I have figured out what one of my bigger problems IS. It's that I just don't know how to flirt. Period. I can have a bad ass conversation with a girl and make her laugh, etc. but I just don't really understand the whole flirting thing. I don't understand non-verbal cues either. On the flip-side I also have no clue when a girl is flirting with me. (Unless she gives me an overly obvious physical clue, like poking, stroking, etc.) So I gotta figure out how to flirt. So how the fuck do I do that? Like would some joke such as "Ah I see you wear your heart on your hip" be flirty?
Oh, I now have more pics as well. I am extremely overjoyed at the level of talent on Craigslist.
AWESOME, another girl responded to my ad and I sent one little response:
wrote ... Hey hey. Shoegaze is pure epic melody and uplifting euphoria. It's fantastic! That's funny I used to live on west campus and walked by the Hole in the Wall often, but I have never been there myself either.
I love the band Explosions in the Sky (the first Shoegaze band I heard, from the movie Friday Night Lights). Here are a couple of my favorite songs by them.
and she wrote back saying she'd love to try something new tonight, and gave me her phone number! Now I don't have any pictures of her or ANY information other than a first name and phone number, so who knows what she looks like. I guess it'd be good practice anyway. Unfortunately I couldn't go to the Shoegaze show tonight -- I was hanging out with my grandpa all day who is in town from Mexico City. This chick wrote another e-mail at 8:38pm:
wrote ... Hi there, haven't heard back from you... Would you still like to meet up?
She's pushy. Probably because she's ugly?
Anyway, back to the other girl. She sent me an essay back in an e-mail haha. She also writes (just a snippet):
wrote ... Maybe our paths will cross at Hole in the Wall sometime. I haven't been yet either but this Shoegaze music intrigues me.
So does this mean she wants me to ask her out to the Hole in the Wall next Sunday? Is it time to pounce??
I feel it. 2008 is the year I become a MAN! haha
Edited Mon Jul 07 2008, 04:17am
Fantastic!! I just sent this other girl (who's number I already have) an e-mail and got some photos back. She did actually go to the show, and is open to the idea of meeting up this week!!!!
Thanks for your support guys!
It looks like for the first time in my LIFE I may have to choose between two chicks to take to the show on Sunday!!!!!!!!
Here's this other chick:
Now since I have her number already I am assuming I should call. Like tomorrow and set something up?
Edited Mon Jul 07 2008, 05:16am
Ooooook so I called "T" (just gonna start using the two girls first initials to make it easier to explain which I am talking about) who is the chick who gave me her digits. She answered, I said hey this is Kyle, the Shoegaze guy from Craigslist. She was like oh heyyy... then asked if she could call be back later because she is "out". I said yeah yeah no problem. So we'll see if she actually calls back. If not, I can assume it's ALREADY a dead deal haha. Like Krapsna says, a fucking FAIL.
Haven't heard back yet from "R" the other girl with the star tattoo. (I e-mailed her last night). I'll give that a few days and again if I don't hear back, that's a fucking FAIL too.
Thrash, "R" is 27. "T" is 24. Not that far off...
Edited Tue Jul 08 2008, 01:24am
