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who?
Mon Aug 04 2008, 01:59pm
who?
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krsna would've carried that latina out on his shoulder.

seriously, baggie - WWKD?
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Thrash
Mon Aug 04 2008, 04:51pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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I agree ...

What's she doing on these sites if she's "just divorced" and not looking for "different dick"?
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Lusive
Tue Aug 05 2008, 04:48am
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
No, she's looking for other dick, just not his dick. He's giving her companionship, that's what she wants from him.
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bagman
Tue Aug 05 2008, 05:47am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Yeah, and that's not what I want. You are exactly right Lusive -- after I walked her to her car we chatted for a bit and she said well hey if you ever want a "concert companion" hit me up. I can already tell I'm building up my confidence level. I mean I don't care, if I never talk with her again and wasn't personally hurt in the least (just a little disappointed there wasn't going to be ass involved last night) when she rejected my advances. Just like... oh ok, time to try the next girl.

I don't have a date to the show tomorrow night yet, but I just replied to a few CL ads, and messaged a couple of chicks on myspace/hotornot. We'll see if I get a bite.

I need some ear plugs ... my ears were actually ringing a bit last night for the first time after a show. I enjoy my hearing.
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Lothar
Tue Aug 05 2008, 06:10am
Hill Person
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Joined: Sun May 01 2005, 08:20am
Posts: 4
Holy shit, stop making this so god damn hard on yourself.

The girls that send you pics of them drinking will fuck on the first date. If you go to a bar for a date, they will fuck you that evening. If you take a girl who sends you a pic of them drinking to a bar for a date, and don't take them back and fuck them, you will always be their "companion."

The girls that send you the arty pics will fuck eventually. but if you don't kiss them by the second date, you will always be a "companion."

Take one of the drinking girls out to a bar and get yourself toasted as well; toasted enough to not get so geeky when it's time to seal the deal.
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Thrash
Tue Aug 05 2008, 02:07pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Listen to the Hill Person ...
... or hit up Suze; one or the other
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Zoomie
Tue Aug 05 2008, 09:14pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Listen to Lothar. I've been hitting on suze for a year and it ain't going anywhere...
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Lusive
Wed Aug 06 2008, 01:47pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
yeah she hasn't given me any either.... frown
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Thrash
Wed Aug 06 2008, 08:55pm
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She gave me a little ...
Then again, I did fix her computer and even bought her dinner ...
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Asshole
Fri Aug 08 2008, 07:24pm
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Joined: Sun May 13 2007, 04:43pm
Posts: 53
You get laid yet or what?
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Thrash
Sat Aug 09 2008, 04:45pm
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Usually there's a few days' lag, then we find out nothing happened ...
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bagman
Tue Aug 12 2008, 12:06am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
Posts: 214
No real updates, except that "G" girl continues to text me, and wants to do shit. I text back but haven't done shite. I guess we can never have enough friends, but doing something with her is lowest on my list of things to do.

Enough with the bullshit. 2nd "Casual Encounter" meeting is happening tomorrow night, at my place. I'm ready! Got some Trojans, Pinot Noir, and freshly clean sheets. Edited Tue Aug 12 2008, 12:07am
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Asshole
Tue Aug 12 2008, 07:48pm
Asshole
Joined: Sun May 13 2007, 04:43pm
Posts: 53
I guess we'll let you get laid first before we tell you how much better it is bareback.
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FAH-Q
Tue Aug 12 2008, 09:45pm
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Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
Better is a relative term. I'd say it's sort of like comparing pizza from Grimaldi's in Brooklyn to pizza from one of the national chains. While they're both pretty tasty, clearly, Grimaldi's is the superior product. But if eating Grimaldi's comes with the added risk of getting pregnant or ending up with a nasty or even life-threatening disease, you're better off with Pizza Hut, at least until you can get a health inspector to make sure there's no AIDS in the better pizza. If that makes sense.
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FAH-Q
Tue Aug 12 2008, 09:48pm
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BTW, in case anyone from Grimaldi's should happen to ever read this, I just want to point out that I feel sorta bad for using you in that analogy - your pizza was the best I've ever had.
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bagman
Wed Aug 13 2008, 01:12am
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Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Just got a text from Miss Casual Encounter. She's coming over in 20-30. I hope to God she's a she. Edited Wed Aug 13 2008, 01:13am
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Emperor Reagan
Wed Aug 13 2008, 03:22am
Citizen
Emperor Reagan
Joined: Sat Jul 28 2007, 05:48am
Posts: 452
Hurry up and get fucked so I can go to sleep! I'm so anxious to read the end of this adventure.
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Lusive
Wed Aug 13 2008, 03:28am
Hatin' on people since 1975
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Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
Unless you're me, Si. I was on the pill, infertile, and using condoms and I'm still very much pregnant. *LOL* I'm a freaking mutant.
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Thrash
Wed Aug 13 2008, 03:38am
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I told you, it'll come out wearing armour ...

I guess we'll see how tonight went tomorrow ...
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Lusive
Wed Aug 13 2008, 01:15pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
Or a week from now.
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