Me! Like I was going to wish America a happy birthday....
Anyway, enjoy your day of revelry. The day when Germans, Irish, Indians, Chinese, Italians, Mexicans, Africans and English people gather together to drink and make fun of Canadians.
I celebrated your birthday by watching Mel Gibson kill the british in Braveheart 2, otherwise known as "the patriot". I couldn't convince pj to watch Braveheart 1 so I could see more british slaughter, but we did Watch troy and I just pretended the trojans were british.
You should live that lifestyle for a few weeks a year. You'll all hate the movie for it's inaccuracies but love the fashion statement you make in if you walk around Pittsburgh for a day dressed like that.
Well, the homeless and the hippies loved me anyway...