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i should do this, right? something different
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KissOfDeath
Fri Aug 22 2008, 05:16pm Print
KissOfDeath
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really long story, made short, i came across somebody who lived right across the street from me when we were kids. he is 6 yrs older. obviously, age is not a factor in my sexcapades. i go from 19 to 42 in a flash, crazy shit

anyway, this guy wants to tie me up like a prisoner, and give me the tongue bath of my life. he is not local, he is a few states away but he comes here fairly often as he has family in town. i am pretty sure anybody here who's been around for a bit knows i am Pro-Oral.

his mom divorced his father and married my older cousin. crazy shit. so we are sorta related thru marriage even tho my cousin and his mom are since divorced. I'm adopted anyway so i am not weirded out by it. i guess i shouldnt sweat it since we were never related by blood even if i hadnt been adopted.



my sister would kick my ass for this (she is a few yrs older than him and babysat him as a kid so his mom could go off with our cousin) . My dad totally knows i talk to him but doesnt r eally know it's anything of a sexual nature. or he probly knows and since he's 74, whats he gonna say? i woulda never mentioned him to my dad but he asked about my dad and wanted me to tell him hi, etc, all this crap. Edited Fri Aug 22 2008, 05:18pm
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Thrash
Fri Aug 22 2008, 07:43pm
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Yer like, what, 40?
Fuck the draft, do wht you want ...
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KissOfDeath
Fri Aug 22 2008, 08:19pm
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no, im 36 frown

now im sad
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Thrash
Fri Aug 22 2008, 10:01pm
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Thrash wrote ...

Yer like, what, 36 or so?
Fuck the draft, do wht you want ...

Better?
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KissOfDeath
Sat Aug 23 2008, 02:25am
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that is the nicest thing you've ever said. you're so sensitive and in tune to what women need smile

or not smile

thanks smile
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Zoomie
Sat Aug 23 2008, 12:38pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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I love rope play but I've never let anyone tie me up. Crazy bitches I've hung with would probably tie me up and go off to Vegas for a weekend.

KoD this guy is no relation to you and what you do behind closed doors is no one else's business. What are you worried about?
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Lusive
Sat Aug 23 2008, 12:39pm
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^^that's what i was wondering.
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KissOfDeath
Sat Aug 23 2008, 06:42pm
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better than tying you up and holding you for ransom, or sells you for $50 as a sex slave to a bunch of weird guys.

eh, i guessi feel weird because he is going thru a divorce. he and the soon to be ex dont hate each other or have any children, thankfully. they quit fucking close to a year ago.
plus it's weird that even tho we arent related we know the family history pretty well.

our families are fucked up, really. my mom's side more than his side.
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Thrash
Sun Aug 24 2008, 03:11am
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Zoomie wrote ...

KoD this guy is no relation to you and what you do behind closed doors is no one else's business. What are you worried about?
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Mosh
Sun Aug 24 2008, 05:00am
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2 words: Jame Gumb.

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
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KissOfDeath
Sun Aug 24 2008, 05:47pm
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i probably shouldnt even be asking, but whos Jame Gumb?
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Lusive
Mon Aug 25 2008, 12:28am
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Dude from Silence of the Lambs. He would kidnap girls, make them lotion up and skin them and sew their skins into a dress.
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Zoomie
Mon Aug 25 2008, 02:58am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Actually he was making a woman suit out of real women since doctors wouldn't give him a sex change due to his psychological profile. And that's how serial killers are made.

But seriously, what are the odds this guy would tie you down and take $50 a pop to let strangers bang you?

And tell us really slowly...
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KissOfDeath
Mon Aug 25 2008, 04:33pm
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i think ill just pass on him tying me up and opt for another source of entertainment. he wont object.

i feel safe since i already know him, but, you never know. your own mom could be weird. mine sure as hell was.
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Zoomie
Tue Aug 26 2008, 02:15am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Well now where's the fun in that?
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Mosh
Tue Aug 26 2008, 07:18am
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Chi-Ching!

Creeped out another female successfully!
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KissOfDeath
Tue Aug 26 2008, 12:49pm
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but tied up and given oral will always beat getting fucked in the ass a la Brokeback Mountain. poor elba. Ennis couldnt look at her while he was fucking her. I cant imagine being one of those women who claim they love it and have a SO or husband who does it a lot..
This is what prisoners doing 20 to life learn to enjoy because there's no actual vaginas around.

eliminates the need for a a paper bag in some cases, i suppose.
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Thrash
Tue Aug 26 2008, 08:33pm
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I know of some women who live for it ...
Hell, ask Krsna ...
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Zoomie
Wed Aug 27 2008, 01:22am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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I can attest to this.
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Thrash
Wed Aug 27 2008, 02:51am
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"she likes anal so hard, it should be illegal"
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