Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
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Zoomie wrote ...
Nice eyes, nice smile. Pity you're either so uptight or completely asexual.
PS- nice rack, what a waste.
No i am neither, unlike probably 99.9% of the people here, i don't feel like sex is an important part of a relationship. I am about 100% positive everyone here has a million times more experience with sex then i do. therefore i don't talk about my sexual experiences. and i would appreciate it if you wouldn't assume shit about people you don't know K Thanks have a nice day
PS. I am not trying to offend anyone and i am sorry if i did.
Edited Thu Dec 04 2008, 03:27am
Gotta tell you.. you came here of your own will... and it's mostly guys around here.... Some of 'em just want a simple mental picture to get themselves off with... (I could care less, really.... I think your stance on privacy is great).... However, my advice is to do something that a guy would in this situation and tell 'em a lie.... In this case, and in this crowd, if you tell 'em something about beastiality, you'll be golden....
(for the most part, I am kidding, but i was serious about your right to privacy... just know that you'll be labeled by the majority of the merry bunch of assholes that frequent this establishment)
Hmm. The kitten has claws. Good. Realize where you are. And don't take it personally. Because it's not personal. The object IS to offend. Its what keeps the family small and close.
Look KoC, these people are a bunch of scumbags. Here's the rundown.
Thrash wants to put his dick in your ass.
Zoomie wants to rub his dick on you feet.
AspHole wants to fuck you, but he's being sly about it.
Danzig wants to give you the herp.
Me, I'm just telling it like it is. However, if you wanted to suck my dick through a hole in the wall who am I to condemn you? Live and let live, judge not lest ye be judged.
wrote ... No i am neither, unlike probably 99.9% of the people here, i don't feel like sex is an important part of a relationship.
That's the very definition of asexuality. Don't believe me? See for yourself. a·sex·u·al (-sksh-l) adj. 1. Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless. 2. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding. 3. Lacking interest in or desire for sex.
KoC, You can talk about sex without talking about your own, and no one here would be wiser. With this group, you don't take much seriously anyways. At least I don't. And if they take me seriously, well.....yeah, that's just something that remains to be seen *L* Anyways, you don't have to discuss anything that's real for you if you don't want to, or if you wanted to talk about the time you fucked a midget in the ass with a kong sized strapon that's cool too.
PS. I am not trying to offend anyone and i am sorry if i did.
Sincerity like that does NOT belong here. If anything, it's implied indirectly that we don't mean to offend, but yet we kinda do. Psychologists would have a field day with this motley crew.
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
Joined: Tue Nov 18 2008, 01:59pm
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meh i just had a bad day is all and i tend to take shit too personally when i have bad days lemme fabricate some info for your questions Zoomie lol. then i need to go look for some foot pics online for you too.
Thanks for the advice guys ^^
BTW i apologize alot its just habit even when something isnt my fault lol
ALSO since you guys enjoy beastiality my roomate used to (duno if she still does) she used to get off by letting her cat lick milk from her belly button lol.
Edited Thu Dec 04 2008, 10:06pm
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Rock on ... Wait, is that one of the fabrications?
KoC, You can talk about sex without talking about your own, and no one here would be wiser. With this group, you don't take much seriously anyways. At least I don't. And if they take me seriously, well.....yeah, that's just something that remains to be seen *L* Anyways, you don't have to discuss anything that's real for you if you don't want to, or if you wanted to talk about the time you fucked a midget in the ass with a kong sized strapon that's cool too.
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
Joined: Tue Nov 18 2008, 01:59pm
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no it wasnt a fabrication actually thats too stupid to make up. lol another true story, my bestfriends EX wanted her to do shit with his dog while he jacked off lol
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
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danzig wrote ...
Ok, I just have a few simple questions.
Favorite position? Do you swallow or prefer to get sprayed à la Thrash's avatar? Are you a squirter? If you had to guess, how many times has someone blew a load in either of your holes?
Thanks!
Guess i will be nice and give you a few answerz
Dont have any swallow No 3 or 4
Disclaimer: Answers may or may not be fabricated....
Edited Fri Dec 05 2008, 02:50am
Look KoC, these people are a bunch of scumbags. Here's the rundown.
Thrash wants to put his dick in your ass.
Zoomie wants to rub his dick on you feet.
AspHole wants to fuck you, but he's being sly about it.
Danzig wants to give you the herp.
Me, I'm just telling it like it is. However, if you wanted to suck my dick through a hole in the wall who am I to condemn you? Live and let live, judge not lest ye be judged.
I'm offended! I didnt get a mention. I'm as sick a fuck as that laundry list of perverts.
Mosh wants to dress you up in sheepskin and treat ewe the way you deserve.
Edited Thu Dec 04 2008, 02:23pm
