Forums
Author Post
krapsna
Tue Dec 09 2008, 04:44pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612
Let's get this "God of the Plumpers" thing straightened out.

Danzig = David Beckham
Zoomie = Cernunnos
Siko = Cthulhu

Thank you, carry on. Edited Tue Dec 09 2008, 04:44pm
Back to top
Zoomie
Tue Dec 09 2008, 06:54pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436
krapsna wrote ...

Zoomie = Cernunnos

Wow. I'm... I'm speechless. Thanks!
Back to top
danzig
Tue Dec 09 2008, 08:09pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
I'm David Beckham?! Yay! I get to fuck Victoria Beckham! I can die a happy man.
Back to top
krapsna
Wed Dec 10 2008, 03:08pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612
Word, I'd like to fuck that bitch til her head fell off.
Back to top
FAH-Q
Wed Dec 10 2008, 07:29pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
Which would be something like 3 minutes, I'd guess.
Back to top
Zoomie
Wed Dec 10 2008, 07:53pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436
Posh Spice. Ew. I'd feel dirty, and not in the way I like...

PS- and she's not fat and I bet she has ugly feet. Edited Wed Dec 10 2008, 07:54pm
Back to top
danzig
Wed Dec 10 2008, 08:11pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
I'm pretty sure I've jerked off to her more than several times.
Back to top
FAH-Q
Wed Dec 10 2008, 11:29pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
Eww.
Back to top
Thrash
Thu Dec 11 2008, 05:34am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
What haven't you jerked off to?
Back to top
Mosh
Thu Dec 11 2008, 07:17am
Rape barn owner
Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586
krapsna wrote ...

Word, I'd like to fuck that bitch til her head fell off.

FAH-Q wrote ...

Which would be something like 3 minutes, I'd guess.

I reckon you'd strike saline in the first 30 seconds. Her head would bobble around like one of them dog things chinese people put on the parcel shelf in their cars.

Then pop right off.

I'd rather turkey slap her. Or better still let Shane Diesel turkey slap her. Knock her into next week.
Back to top
krapsna
Thu Dec 11 2008, 03:44pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612
wrote ...
I reckon you'd strike saline in the first 30 seconds. Her head would bobble around like one of them dog things chinese people put on the parcel shelf in their cars.

Then pop right off.

That does it, I gotta go rub one out now.
Back to top
Thrash
Sat Dec 13 2008, 06:53pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Wanna race?
Back to top
AspHole
Sun Dec 14 2008, 01:52am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
Posts: 1456
Dude.. last time you entered a masterbation contest, you came in first.... (and third)
Back to top
The Geek2
Sun Dec 14 2008, 02:36am
The Geek2
Joined: Tue Oct 09 2007, 12:20pm
Posts: 742
Thrash would throw a party, then never show up to it.

Cock.
Back to top
Zoomie
Sun Dec 14 2008, 03:33am
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436
Well we know we've thrown SEVERAL parties and he never shows up. Just can't get the sand out of his shoes...
Back to top
Thrash
Sun Dec 14 2008, 08:53pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Hey, hey ...
This thread's about getting her to do anal, not about my "functional attendance" ...
Back to top
The Geek2
Sun Dec 14 2008, 10:40pm
The Geek2
Joined: Tue Oct 09 2007, 12:20pm
Posts: 742
dude, she doesnt think "Sex is important to a relationship". Do you think she does anal?

Back to No-Show- THrash
Back to top
Thrash
Mon Dec 15 2008, 05:14am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Dude, it's the rare "Geek-Double-Burn" ...
It's úber-hot!
Back to top
danzig
Mon Dec 15 2008, 05:17am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
Rare? Have you been high the entire time she has been posting?

Cuz I have been.
Back to top
PigFucker
Mon Dec 15 2008, 10:08am
PigFucker
Joined: Mon Dec 15 2008, 09:19am
Posts: 13
I rubbed one out.

Then I rubbed out another.

By the third time, I think knee cartlidge was ejaculated.
Back to top

Go to:

Powered by e107 Forum System


ThrashInc/TSi is The "Thrash"" Inc. BBS!!! System Network - 1981-2030