Damnit, they must not allow remote-linking. Oh well, if it's not as easy as just typing "rolleyes gif" into google and taking the first suggestion, then it's too hard. Keep your kingdome.
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Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at, I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag. Hey, what's up baby? What's up, sluts?
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Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: Guess not. Randal Graves: Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kind of a show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves: Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening. Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks: Excuse me? Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away. Offended Customer: Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me. Randal Graves: Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag] Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
