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Thrash
Sun Dec 07 2008, 09:04am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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No, but you do need an electric razor ...
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danzig
Sun Dec 07 2008, 12:12pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
At this point I'd consider myself professional at seducing and banging chubby girls.
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Kitten_Of_Chaos
Sun Dec 07 2008, 01:33pm
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
Kitten_Of_Chaos
Joined: Tue Nov 18 2008, 01:59pm
Location: Floriduh
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Thrash wrote ...

No, but you do need an electric razor ...

thats because i am too lazy to use disposables

danzig wrote ...

At this point I'd consider myself professional at seducing and banging chubby girls.

Good for you heres a cookie....wait sorry thrash ate them all
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Zoomie
Sun Dec 07 2008, 04:31pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436
danzig wrote ...

At this point I'd consider myself professional at seducing and banging chubby girls.

Given my history and age, if you're a professional I am god.

KoC, You've passed all the tests but one. Let's see the hooves.
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danzig
Sun Dec 07 2008, 06:57pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
I don't doubt that you are, Zooms. I'm a pro for my age, at least.
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Thrash
Sun Dec 07 2008, 08:15pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Yeah, if she's lazy, is it a razor or just a trimmer?
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Zoomie
Mon Dec 08 2008, 02:23pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Girl
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danzig
Mon Dec 08 2008, 02:40pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
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Hahaha, nyce one Zooms. It's at least true in my experience; The fattest girl to give me head did it best.
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krapsna
Mon Dec 08 2008, 06:51pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612
Your mom doesn't count cause she already knows just how you like it.
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danzig
Mon Dec 08 2008, 06:57pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
My mom isn't fat whatsoever.
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krapsna
Mon Dec 08 2008, 08:19pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
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Oh yeah, your mom's fat with a pee aich dog, phat all night long!
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danzig
Mon Dec 08 2008, 08:49pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478
Huh?
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FAH-Q
Mon Dec 08 2008, 09:11pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
Pretty Hot And Tempting.
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krapsna
Mon Dec 08 2008, 09:14pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
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Oh yeah, me and siko gonna run a train on your mom and turn that biotch out!

You can have sloppy seconds, but it's gonna cost you 10 bucks.
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FAH-Q
Mon Dec 08 2008, 10:33pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
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Danzig can't watch the train, though, or he has to pay $100.
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Thrash
Mon Dec 08 2008, 11:11pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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$.99 more to jump in ...
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Kitten_Of_Chaos
Tue Dec 09 2008, 12:12am
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
Kitten_Of_Chaos
Joined: Tue Nov 18 2008, 01:59pm
Location: Floriduh
Posts: 99
i am lost now lol
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Kitten_Of_Chaos
Tue Dec 09 2008, 12:24am
Life's a bitch, because if it was a Slut it would be Easy
Kitten_Of_Chaos
Joined: Tue Nov 18 2008, 01:59pm
Location: Floriduh
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Zoomie wrote ...


Given my history and age, if you're a professional I am god.

KoC, You've passed all the tests but one. Let's see the hooves.

hooves? just because i am a Capricorn doesn't make me part goat....
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Mosh
Tue Dec 09 2008, 08:19am
Rape barn owner
Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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Stick around a while... it'll all become clear.
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Thrash
Tue Dec 09 2008, 08:22am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Yeah, it takes a few to "get us" ....
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