What was your new years resolution and did you keep it:
Whats your most overused phrase on an instant messenger:
What are you thoughts when you first waking up:
What about when you do to sleep:
What is your best physical feature:
Ok, so whats your worst:
What time do you go to bed:
What is your most missed memory:
Do you Smoke:
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing:
Do you have any pets:
Do you Shower Daily:
Have you been in love:
How many times:
Who with:
Whats your best clothing style:
Do you want to get married:
Do you want children:
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get motion sickness:
Do you think you are attractive:
Are you a health freak:
Do you get along with your parents:
Do you like thunderstorms:
Do you play an instrument:
Ever been Drunk, what happened:
Ever been called a Tease (in the bed room or our of the bed room):
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How would you like to die if you could choose:
What do you want to be when you grow up (hahahahaha):
What country would you most like to visit and why:
What country would you most like to live in and Why:
What is your favourite eye colour:
what is your favourite hair colour:
Do you like short or long hair ona lady:
What the best clothing style on a lady:
Do you like big boobs or small boobs:
Whats the number of drugs you have taken in your life:
Whats the number of CDs you own:
Number of Piercings you have or would like to have:
Number of Tattoos you have or would like to have:
Number of things in your Past you Regret:
Number of things you are proud of in your life:
What if genie gave you three wishes, what would they be:
The DEEP ones...
Did you have a good or bad upbringing :
What was your education like:
If you where an animal in a past life, what do you think it was:
Who is/was the biggest influence in your life: What makes you happy:
What makes you sad:
Tell us more about the city you live in.. whats the fun things to do in it:
Tell us more about your job, Do you like it:
If any of us was to travels to the Australia, wheres some cool places to hang out:
Your out with a few mates for the night, what would you usually do, like where would you go what would you drink:
Your out on a date with Danni (Girlfreind) what type of stuff would you end up doing, like places you would take her:
What are your goals:
Give us all a short description of where you live: Do you have any habits:
Is there anything you care about more then life in this world:
What was school like for you:
Tell us your best joke:
Pick one....
Food or drink:
Bath or shower:
DVD player or CD player:
MP3 player Or Ipod:
Singing or Dancing:
Boxer shorts or Pants:
Bed Or Sofa:
Summer or Winter:
Australia or The UK:
The sun or The moon:
Tsi Or L-G:
Dave or Dan (hahaha):
Flame or be flamed:
Work or Sit on the beach:
Pop music or Dance music:
Out for dinner or out down the pub:
McDonalds or Burger King:
Man or women:
Love or lust:
Sex or no sex:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Anal or Oral:
Pepsi or Coke:
Single or Group Dates:
Happy or sad:
Love or be loved:
Chocolate or Hayley (Mwahahaha):
The weird ones......
Why do you think Easter bunny carry eggs? When rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why do you think your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Do you think a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Whats a question with no answer called?
How do you think "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do you think they only let you use one of them?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Do you think a person with no ears wear glasses?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why do you think someone though "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why do you think the hairs on your arms don't get split ends?
Why do you think we can't get a tan on your palms?
Why do you think cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it or taking a crap in it?
What if an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why do you think there is never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Why do you think they put round pizzes in a square box?
Why do you think bald men wash their heads with shampoo?
Do you think an unborn baby fart or burp?
Anything else you would like to say Ian (No need to tell everyone you love me, they already know!) ? *Edit: Holy shit thats alot of questions. Sorry, have fun answering them!*
Do you have a picture.. (show us your sexy mug): Yes, somewhere.
Whats your birthday: Soon
whats your birthplace: Belfast, Ulster.
what is your current location: My house.
what is your eye colour: Cobalt blue, very grey in colour.
what is your hair colour: Varied, mostly dirty blonde, but there’s a few grey ones in there now…
whats your height: 189 centimeters tall, 6’2??? or so.
Are you right handed or left handed: Ask my right hand.
what is your heritage: Scots-Irish Protestant, but you’d never guess that from the flags in pictures of me…
what are your weakness: Sexy, young British women. *Giggles in the background!*
What are your strengths: My charm madskillz.
What are your fears: I fear nothing. I get scared, but I fear nothing.
Whats is your favourite Perfect Pizza: I like an “Aussie??? pizza, base, tomato paste, cheese, ham, bacon, onion, egg… not bad at all
Whats your favourite food: Does it have to be edible ;P
What is your favourite band, why: At this stage of the game, my musical tastes have changed massively and I’m receptive to a wide range of sounds… I have a serious soft spot for the Dandy Warhols, they do the kind of music they do better than anyone around right now, and they’re a lot of fun. I like much Australian “pub??? rock as it is now, stuff like Regurgitator, Butterfingers, Neon, Spiderbait, Jebadiah, Mark of Cain, Sidewinder… there’s an huge amount of talent here that the rest of the world never sees or understands when they do, it’s a pity. I love older styles of Metal and punk, but I can listen to hardcore country like Cash, Haggard, David Allen Coe (none of this bullshit country pop garbage like Casey Chambers or Keith Urban) just as happily…
What is your favourite film,why: There’s a Polish movie called Sara which is close to my favourite movie. The ultimate cheesey gangster movie, I even wrote a review about it on IMDB.com. I’m a sucker for a gorgeous leading lady. Goodfellas and Full Metal Jacket rate high with me, so does much of Clint Eastwoods work. Australian movies suck, generally. I liked Dark City, Undead, and Mad Max II (I wanted a Ford Falcon like that). I’m very partial to Hong Kong chop sockey movies, I just saw a Thai martial arts movie called Ong Bak, some of the wildest Muay Thai fight scenes I’ve ever seen. Oh, and I love 1980’s pornography, Ginger Lynn and Traci Lords, being nailed by John Holmes. Sad, innit? *Nods*
What is your favourite actor and actress, why: Celebrity worship is bullshit. I couldn’t care less about who’s who. Really, acting is just a job like anything else, and should be paid accordingly, not extravagantly. If there was sanity in actors payscales, Tom Cruise would be paying us to watch him, really the guy still cant act after doing it for 30 years.
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Survive until 2006.
What was your new years resolution and did you keep it: I never make them, no point.
Whats your most overused phrase on an instant messenger: Sup?
What are you thoughts when you first waking up: Again?
What about when you do to sleep: I like to think. I dream about the ones I love…
What is your best physical feature: My forearms
Ok, so whats your worst: My charm.
What time do you go to bed: Whenever I can…
What is your most missed memory: Cant remember.
Do you Smoke: I haven had a cigarette in 2 1/4 years, I haven’t smoked anything else in much longer than that.
Do you Swear: Fuck, no.
Do you Sing: Like an fallen angel. At least I can hold a tune.
Do you have any pets: I have a white cat, Squeak.. she rules. She’s very much my girl, follows me around like a puppy. She’s gorgeous.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice, even.
Have you been in love: Have you? *Nods, yep. Still am.*
How many times: A few… enough to hurt when it wasn’t reciprocated.
Who with: Not as many as you might think, I’m damn picky about who I fall for, and even pickier about who I let know.
Whats your best clothing style: I look good in a suit. Damn sharp.
Do you want to get married: No, marriage puts too much expectation on a relationship, “now you’re married, you have to have kids, you have to do this, you have to do that, because that’s what all the other married couples do???… fuck that. I have enough to deal with without unreasonable external expectations on top. I’ve lost friend because they got married, and caved to the expectations.
Do you want children: As either a secret army, or as slaves.
Do you believe in yourself: Yup. Would never have gotten as far as I have if I didn’t.
Do you get motion sickness: Only time was watching the Blair Witch Project, and I was sitting still. Terrible movie.
Do you think you are attractive: Do you? It doesn’t matter what I think about my attractiveness, I’m always going to bed with myself. *Nods*
Are you a health freak: More so now than I was even a few years ago… its relative. I do enough to be happily fit.
Do you get along with your parents: Sometimes, not often.
Do you like thunderstorms: Its just weather.
Do you play an instrument: Badly. I haven’t enough motor skills to be a good musician, but I can sing.
Ever been Drunk, what happened: Cant remember.
Ever been called a Tease (in the bed room or our of the bed room): Many, many times, and sometime to do with some kind of sexual activity too…
Ever been Beaten up: Only at school… people generally leave me alone.
Ever Shoplifted: One time, I stole some chocolate from a supermarket, when I was 14 or something. Didn’t get any buzz from it, so I never did it again.
How would you like to die if you could choose: Of a heart attack while having sex with a beautiful woman. It aint original, but it'd be a fine way to depart.
What do you want to be when you grow up (hahahahaha): David Lee Roth. I think I’ve become what I wanted to be when I grow up, and that’s likeable.
What country would you most like to visit and why: I don’t have a country I’d most like to visit. I’m blessed that I have the means to take trips to foreign countries regularly.
What country would you most like to live in and Why: I’ve been debating recently whether to leave Australia, and move back to Ulster or not. I can make a lot more money here, but I have fuck all family around me. Still deciding. Don’t get me wrong American folks, but I have no desire to live in the Land of the Free.
What is your favourite eye colour: I’ve developed a serious attraction to chocolate brown eyes. Used to be that I could only like girls with blue eyes, but I know a girl who had a crush on me who has the most beautiful chocolate brown eyes, and I started to see darker eyes in a different way. Its an evolution.
what is your favourite hair colour: I don’t have one, but again, I never was interested in dark haired girls, only blondes, but that too has changed.
Do you like short or long hair on a lady: Depends on how the hairstyle frames the face, some people get hairstyles that don’t suit, and it ruins the effect…
What the best clothing style on a lady: I’ve found that women by and large are more attractive to me clothed than nekkid… Something stylish, and teasing… don’t go for much of what’s in fashion. Fashion is ghey.
Do you like big boobs or small boobs: Don’t care that much, I love boobs… I’m simple that way.
Whats the number of drugs you have taken in your life: Panadol, asprin… I don’t use drugs… anymore.
Whats the number of CDs you own: Lots, few hundred I guess…
Number of Piercings you have or would like to have: None. Not interested.
Number of Tattoos you have or would like to have: None. Not interested
Number of things in your Past you Regret: Probably, but nothing comes to mind…
Number of things you are proud of in your life: Tonnes of things… Just getting to where I am now and the person I am is achievement enough to be proud of. Didn’t get a great start in life.
What if genie gave you three wishes, what would they be: Unlimited more wishes… and something I’m not gonna share here.
The DEEP ones...
Did you have a good or bad upbringing : My family is fragmented, I had an ok suburban upbringing, but I don’t have much in the way of family support. Never needed it anyway, I got to where I am without any help. And I turned out reasonably ok.
What was your education like: I can read and write and do basic math, so I guess it was passable. Dunno, I’m not university educated, yet I’m an IT manager for a multinational corporation, so I got there somehow. School of learn by your mistakes, I guess.
If you where an animal in a past life, what do you think it was: A Yeti.
Who is/was the biggest influence in your life: I’ve never had any mentors, I’ve done everything myself along the way. There are no influences on my life, I just observe what works, and do that myself.
What makes you happy: Food. And Sex. And old computer games. And my friends. They know who they are.
What makes you sad: Fucking up good friendships over stupid shit. Cruelty to animals.
Tell us more about the city you live in.. whats the fun things to do in it: Melbourne is awesome. There’s so much to do here, and its cheap. Eat out, party all night, strip clubs, casino, whatever… go surfing (I’m 2 hours from Bells Beach at Torquay), mountain climbing, shopping, lunch, café posing… I can eat a different nationalities food every day of the year, and virtually never have the same thing twice… I can find rare recordings, and underground books, Dutch masterpieces, go to a broadway show, catch a band, take a rollercoaster, anything… Melbourne shits on Sydney, or the Gold Coast.
Tell us more about your job, Do you like it: I love my current job, but cant do the shift work any more. I run the IT for a multinational corporation, but will be finishing up what I do in a few weeks, in favour of a less demanding but still highly interesting job managing the scheduling requirements for running the IT infrastructure of my company. Looking forward to a new challenge, and getting my Saturday mornings back.
If any of us was to travels to the Australia, wheres some cool places to hang out: Melbourne rules… Stay in Fitzroy, St Kilda or South Yarra… Go down to Geelong or Torquay to check out the surf beaches, go up to Ballarat or Bendigo for colonial history, Gippsland for the lakes, and mountains, go up to Wodonga or Echuca for the Murray river… lots to do in Victoria. If heading elsewhere, NSW north coast is pretty cool, Byron Bay, Port MacQuarie, Newcastle, Nimbin… Far North Queensland is also pretty cool, Townsville, Cairns, lots of jungle up there.. or theres the usual stuff like Ayers Rock…
Your out with a few mates for the# night, what would you usually do, like where would you go what would you drink: See a band at the Prince Of Wales hotel, or the Evelyn, Rob Roy or wherever… then get souvlaki to dilute the 20 beers I drank. And avoid getting into fights. I like dragging my mates into adult book shops too… especially when they are drunk.
Your out on a date with Danni (Girlfriend) what type of stuff would you end up doing, like places you would take her: Danni and I’ve been together for a fair while now, so we just go out and get a nice meal in Fitzroy or Richmond or St Kilda and have a wander around afterwards or something, nothing hyped up or anything, just hang out, coz we don’t get to see that much of each other due to my work hours, maybe catch a film or go to a gallery/museum whatever… nothing much gets planned, its mostly spontaneous.
What are your goals: To own a small African nataion.
Give us all a short description of where you live: I live in Blackburn South, a suburb or Melbourne, 17 kilometers from the CBD. I own a 3 bedroom house on what’s roughly a ¼ acre or land. It’s nice here, the streets have nice trees along them, there’s parks and gardens and wetlands close by. And I bother my neighbours.
Do you have any habits: No. I don’t smoke, use illicit drugs, or drink habitually. I don’t much swear either.
Is there anything you care about more then life in this world: My reputation. Nothing is more important to me than that.
What was school like for you: I hated school. I learned nothing in years 10-12, decided that I’d be better earning money than wasting my time. I was the kid you parents warned to stay away from, not coz I was dangerous, but coz I was “different???. Home wasn’t any better. Oh well, its behind me now.
Tell us your best joke: I don’t have a best joke, just someone elses joke.
Pick one....
Food or drink: Do I have to choose on this one? They compliment each other so well…
Bath or shower: Shower, fast and efficient, but not golden.
DVD player or CD player: Don’t much care…
MP3 player Or Ipod: Huh?
Singing or Dancing: Singing, I don’t dance
Boxer shorts or Pants: Commando
Bed Or Sofa: Queen Size Bed, for sure…
Summer or Winter: Summer, no question.
Australia or The UK: Hmmm still tossing that one up…
The sun or The moon: I’m a night person… either/or…
Tsi Or L-G: The Gun is my spiritual home… but I’ve gained a lot from TSi…
Dave or Dan (hahaha): Do I have to choose one or the other, they both seem so cuddly…
Flame or be flamed: Take your best shot. I don’t care.
Work or Sit on the beach: Work. I can sit on a beach when I’ve done my work.
Pop music or Dance music: If its real pop music, and not this bollox that they push these days, I’ll take that everytime.
Out for dinner or out down the pub: Dinner. I can get a beer with dinner, and it’s a bit more civilized.
McDonalds or Burger King: Ewww…
Man or women: What am I choosing here, which I prefer? *Dude... Do you like men or women.. Homo!*
Love or lust: They both have their place.
Sex or no sex: These also both have their place.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, for sure.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both are coffee. Latte for me thanks.
Anal or Oral: I’m anal about oral. Its gotta be done right!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
Single or Group Dates: Group dates? Like Group sex? *Whatever you see it as.. haha*
Happy or sad: I’m always happy!
Love or be loved: Both.
Chocolate or Hayley (Mwahahaha): How about chocolate covered Hayley? That’d be damned fine to eat…
The weired ones..
Do you think a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? No, I think it brings God’s wrath directly to the people!
Whats a question with no answer called? Rhetorical? Hypothetical? What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
How do you think "do not walk on grass" signs get there? Magic.
When a store has double doors why do you think they only let you use one of them? Coz they cheap.
Do bald people get dandruff? Do fat people use more soap?
Do you think a person with no ears wear glasses? Ask Chopper Read.
Do stairs go up or down? Stairs go nowhere, users go up or down.
Why do you think someone though "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Coz they were hungry.
Why do you think the hairs on your arms don't get split ends? Coz I use Pantene on them.
Why do you think we can't get a tan on your palms? Would you want sunburned hands?
Why do you think cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it or taking a crap in it? Coz they like that squishy squishy feeling between their toes.
What if an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? The Boogieman will get him.
Why do you think there is never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast? Because.
Why do you think they put round pizzes in a square box? Ever tried to fold a round box?
Why do you think bald men wash their heads with shampoo? Do they?
Do you think an unborn baby fart or burp? That would be cool if it was possible…
Anything else you would like to say Ian (No need to tell everyone you love me, they already know!) ? I love Hayley... oops, they already know. Sorry.
That was cool mosh....you are so funny! I love the dry sense of humor you have. intresting read.... where you born in austrailia? wheres belfast ulster?
"suzette" wrote ... That was cool mosh....you are so funny! I love the dry sense of humor you have. intresting read.... where you born in austrailia? wheres belfast ulster?
Thanks.. I'm not Australian, I should have answered Belfast, Co Antrim, Northern Ireland for my birthplace, but seeing as the province is called Ulster (the pic has the Protestant Ulster flag in the background), and I see my self as an Ulsterman living elsewhere, I answered Belfast, Ulster. Ireland has 4 provinces, Ulster, Leinster, Munster & Connaught. 6 of the 9 counties of the Ulster Province make up Northern Ireland. It's one of those bright British ideas to keep the peace that didnt work.
There you go, todays geography lesson. I didnt realise I'd retained that much information. Go me!
Dave, I squeezed answering them in between organising ebay auctions...
Follow up and supplementary questions are welcomed.
No, I have an Australian accent but I dont sound like Paul Hogan... but that doesnt make me Australian. About the only thing Australian I really love to do is rip on the English when they lose at Cricket, like they will this weekend but I had an added bonus the other day when the English national football team was BEATEN by Northern Ireland! I got told by a certain someone in no uncertain terms that I shouldnt have mentioned that hehehehehe...
no, really... EAT YOUR WORDS Ian. You guys have lost the Ashes this time.. maybe we wont give them back for a few years. seeing as most of your cricket players are too fucking old to play anymore! Mwahahahaha!
AND, as for the football... we already had this convo right on msn? Am I right... ? Now I was pissed off by that man... Stoopid sven.. I was screaming at the tv.. they played so crap It was SHOCKING!
*hangs head in shame as our football team sucked..*
*SMILES* Next year the Aussies will get the Ashes back... and the English football team will beat Northern Ireland and things will be back to normal...
I have a feeling the Aussies threw the series, just like they threw the Rugby World cup... Sending in the Poms to bat in the 2nd test was a giveaway...
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but I had an added bonus the other day when the English national football team was BEATEN by Northern Ireland! I got told by a certain someone in no uncertain terms that I shouldnt have mentioned that hehehehehe...