I get asked for sex so frequently but rarely for a real live date. And when I do, I get all flustered and blush like I'm 12. I can literally count the number of dates I've been asked on on both hands.
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So, we masturbate that many times in a night thinking "I'm gonna get off for every time they were asswipes to me and prolly wouldn't have done it themselves FOR ME; selfish fuckwads!"?