So I was having a wank to some Philipino hermaphrodite monkey porn, and suddenly I realised that the wanking and porn had turned me into a drooling fucktard.
The guy in that other thread was RIGHT!!! IT'S EVIL, porn and wanking.
They throw people out of there for being too loud and swearing. That's what distinguishes it from a real Irish pub. That and it's not actually in Ireland.