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Thrash
Mon Apr 03 2006, 08:30pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
No, mosh would open wide ...

Same question,
If you were up to your neck in a barrell of shit and someone threw a bucket of snot at you, would you duck?
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hemetchick
Tue Apr 04 2006, 02:58am
hemetchick
Joined: Sat Jan 28 2006, 05:27pm
Posts: 25
yes...hoping the snot would take the shit off immediately..



what book are you currently reading?
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Seskel
Fri Apr 07 2006, 12:18am
T-Lake's the Name
Seskel
Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994
Moby-Dick


What was the last thing you did that you regret?
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Suzie
Fri Apr 07 2006, 04:58am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488
left my family photos in vegas ....with tweakers.....their gone now.




what the fuck are you looking at?
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Seskel
Fri Apr 07 2006, 05:49am
T-Lake's the Name
Seskel
Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994
Your sainted mother, with a semen-soaked gerbil in her blessed mouth and one of Michael Jackson's former houseguests lodged in the canal that gave you to this world.

Is there a way to find a cure for this and plant it in a pill?
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Thrash
Fri Apr 07 2006, 06:25pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
No, nothing's curable.

Have you jacked off yet today?
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WiseMasterYoda
Sat Apr 08 2006, 05:34pm
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
No, oddly enough.

Should I fuck my friend's stepmom?
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Lusive
Sat Apr 08 2006, 05:49pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
It all depends, if you really feel like fucking her and your friend wouldn't mind, I guess if it doesn't hurt your consciousness any, then go right the fuck on. However if you think it is a bad idea, don't, chances are, you'll cause more trouble than the old pussy is worth.

What the fuck am I waiting on?
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AspHole
Sun Apr 09 2006, 03:06am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
Posts: 1456
ME!!! smile

if your friend, Jack, helped you on a horse, and you both reached the destination, and you managed to jump off your horse before he got to the stable area.... Would you help Jack off the horse?
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Suzie
Sun Apr 09 2006, 06:50am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488
not into beastie boys unless they're from brooklyn.





you like cake better? or pie?
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Thu Apr 13 2006, 04:25pm
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Joined: Sun Jan 30 2005, 03:22am
Location: looking for someones lap to curl up on
Posts: 1628
cake!

Why are gas prices so high?
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Seskel
Thu Apr 13 2006, 10:41pm
T-Lake's the Name
Seskel
Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994
Because they've been inhaling the fumes.


Will you play frisbee with me?
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lovernios
Fri Apr 14 2006, 12:22am
Misanthrope
lovernios
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
i get bored with frisbee almost immediately after picking one up.
so yes, but prepare for a short game.


do you look good at all when you wear the opposite sex's clothes? (and you know you did)
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Suzie
Fri Apr 14 2006, 12:36am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488
it's totally crazy, men's shirts, short skirts.....man, I feel like a woman!









how many licks till you get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Lusive
Fri Apr 14 2006, 02:15pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
I dunno, I don't count, I just lick until I'm tired and then I bite. tongue

berries or citrus?
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Seskel
Sun Apr 16 2006, 04:51pm
T-Lake's the Name
Seskel
Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994
Citrus. Clementines are the perfect food.



I have a Beanie Baby on my desk. Am I a loser?
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Thrash
Sun Apr 16 2006, 07:05pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Depends upon which one it is ...

Do you feel a stirring in your pants?
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Suzie
Mon Apr 17 2006, 04:44am
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488
yeah, my tampon string



when was the last time you had spectacular sex?
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Lusive
Mon Apr 17 2006, 05:53pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386
stIRring...not stRIng....*LOL*

been a long time..........


when was the last time you said fuckitall.
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Thrash
Mon Apr 17 2006, 06:14pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Everyday ...

Frasier or Simpsons?
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