Your sainted mother, with a semen-soaked gerbil in her blessed mouth and one of Michael Jackson's former houseguests lodged in the canal that gave you to this world.
Is there a way to find a cure for this and plant it in a pill?
It all depends, if you really feel like fucking her and your friend wouldn't mind, I guess if it doesn't hurt your consciousness any, then go right the fuck on. However if you think it is a bad idea, don't, chances are, you'll cause more trouble than the old pussy is worth.
if your friend, Jack, helped you on a horse, and you both reached the destination, and you managed to jump off your horse before he got to the stable area.... Would you help Jack off the horse?