Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
I was IN the Army, I should have gone Air Force .... I was offered Officer School; I declined ... I wanted to just BE for a bit, do my MOS, and THEN decide ...
Although they agreed, it never worked out that way ...
Q: What's the square-route of a bowl of oatmeal; if Mosh used it to molest a dingo?
I was in big bend texas vacationing with my BFs parents... ...they said...mexio's boarder is ahead! .....lets go!
I had some kick ass jamacin chronic.... .......my BFs mom said "oh boy! I bet we'll be searched! I never experianced that before!"
I was like... ...I need to go to the bathroom now!
they stopped at a resturant FULL of boarder patrol cops. ....I went in a dumped the weed in the toliet.... as my BF knocked on the door and said.....WAIT! lets eat it! D'OAH!
I don't like palmetto bugs... .....I'll use hairspray and a lighter, and burn em off the wall...pour gas on em.. .....if they were all over me...I'd never be this good again.