I would be a cat. Not a kitty cat, but a large huntress cat. I would live deep in the woods and be very elusive. I would stalk my prey with quiet precision. I would guard my young with fierce protection. I would take pride in my beautiful coat, grooming it often. I would mate with only the strongest male.
Id be something that was HUGE and intimidating that could just snap at any moment and kill you if it wanted to.....but mostly was just lazy and layed around......
Probally a grizlie bear or a fucking lion or some shit like that.....Mostly quiet and hibernating and stuff,but piss me off and i'll fucking bite your arm the fuck off.
"suze" wrote ... I hope I'd be a monkey, so I could fuck and swing forever.
Haha, girl was trying to spoon me last night, and she's like half my size. I told her i felt like the Mama monkey jumping from tree to tree with a little baby monkey hanging on for dear life.
I have always considered the Dragon to be a majestic creature, capable of dealing out formidible wrath when the need arose.But in my years of twilight,darkness and wisdom I have come to the conclusion that: I already am the animal I would want to be.In my nightmares I have fought the mighty Dragon with my bare hands,when its lethargy blocked my path to peace and tranquility (bastard also got between me and the exit).I might add that the girl lying in bed next to me was not at all impressed with my bravery,especially since she was the recipient of an elbow smash to the chest impacting with enough force to crack ribs.At no time in the dream nor the reality since did or do I believe I could have bested that gigantic beast,but thats not the pertinent fact here.I was willing to attack a hideous creature ten to fifteen times my size knowing full well that I would never survive the battle but,I knew that big lizard would never look at one of our kind the same again!The dream was one of those that you sometimes have that are so real seeming,you don't consider the absurdity of the special effects or surroundings during the dream.Anyway i digress.Yes I am the Animal I would want to be.I am bipedal with oppossing thumbs,a brain capable of solving complicated problems.........and........something a little meaner,nastier more vicious than..............Anything you have ever faced.
