Farting, to me is truly a religious experience, that I usually avoid.
'cause I'd rather wait till I'm in really hot Fetus Fettuccini Alfredo with my grandmother expressing rancid lactate to my father's engorged prostate discharge.
....... I'm so sick with vaginal pustules overflowing with stinking cottage cheesy discharge that smells like teen spirit, and porcine intestinal exhalations, I once ate on a Ritz, with fava beans, cooked to perfection, breaded with ass-dandruff......... .....while textured delicately Amongst Mung ChowMein .
next person starts...or picks up where we left off.