I swear the local family diner here puts crack in their coffee. My coffee isn't weak and I don't get buzzed off of drinking 2 cups. I drink only 1 and a half of theirs and I'm wanting to bounce off of walls and be like Cornholio. And I'm REALLY getting pissy with my local isp as well, those fuckers need to get their bandwidth shit straight. This less than compuserve speed is really blowing some rancid monkey nuts.