Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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wrote ... Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she's a pro. Upon inspecting the photos from her recent, impromptu upskirt shoot, in which her genitals were amateurishly obscured by a badly positioned thigh, she vowed that the next time she disembarked from Paris Hilton's luxury automobile while a dozen camera-wielding "fans" aimed their telephoto lenses at her ladyparts, she'd helpfully hike up her skirt and deliver the unobstructed view they so assiduously sought. She'll undoubtedly be more pleased with these results than she was with her previous effort, but as a perfectionist, she won't be able to easily quell the nagging feeling that the photographers didn't capture her labia's good side, and will insist on exiting through the driver's side door on her next trip to Hyde.
What I don't get is, why wear NO panties if your going to drink and your skirts are THAT high. AT least don't get pissy when people catch a glimpse of your "stuff".
And I know when I was a famous starlet and I went out commando, they were always trying to get a snapshot of my "stuff"... It's just soooo sick.
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There's no such thing as bad publicity anymore, unless you fuck a child or something, and even then I suspect Gary Glitter's record sales went up some...
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
I bet if it was was their bungholes you'd know Thrash.
I got nothin'
Oh, My kid was telling me that on Entertainment Tonite they were 'reporting' that the vagina shots were fake, Britney says she can prove she had white panties on.
