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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 01:53am
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 Take a look at my pay stub before you say "no".
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krapsna
Tue Apr 15 2008, 02:04am
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 That doesn't count, I bet it would work but only if you're really into spending a bunch of money chasing pussy you're probably not going to get.
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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 02:11am
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 Do you like cheese?
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Zoomie
Tue Apr 15 2008, 02:34am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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 LOL
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krapsna
Tue Apr 15 2008, 03:20am
krapsna
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 That's a good one.

BTW - Mello thinks you guys are jack asses for getting the cheese. I'm going to have to get it just to prove her wrong. Then, we won't LET her get the cheese.

In fact, I'm going to put the cheese on MYSELF. That way, the only genuine cheese will be cheese done by ME, who will then never tattoo the cheese on MELLO.
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Thrash
Tue Apr 15 2008, 03:49am
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 I need a good "TSi" tat for my right arm ...
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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 03:54am
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krapsna wrote ...

That's a good one.

BTW - Mello thinks you guys are jack asses for getting the cheese. I'm going to have to get it just to prove her wrong. Then, we won't LET her get the cheese.

In fact, I'm going to put the cheese on MYSELF. That way, the only genuine cheese will be cheese done by ME, who will then never tattoo the cheese on MELLO.
if you can handle it, i think that's a swell idea.
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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 03:55am
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 Does your mom do anal?
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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 04:01am
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 Convincing Pickup Line
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Mosh
Tue Apr 15 2008, 07:32am
Rape barn owner
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 I would have got the cheese whe I was there... next time maybe.
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Zoomie
Tue Apr 15 2008, 11:05am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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krapsna wrote ...

That's a good one.

BTW - Mello thinks you guys are jack asses for getting the cheese. I'm going to have to get it just to prove her wrong. Then, we won't LET her get the cheese.

In fact, I'm going to put the cheese on MYSELF. That way, the only genuine cheese will be cheese done by ME, who will then never tattoo the cheese on MELLO.

Sometimes the only way to shut em up is to shut em out.
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who?
Tue Apr 15 2008, 01:07pm
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 oh, sorry, i thought this IS my beautiful house, and that you ARE my beautiful wife.
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Thrash
Tue Apr 15 2008, 05:22pm
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 ... same as it ever was
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FAH-Q
Tue Apr 15 2008, 07:47pm
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 Space Ghost: So, what have you been doing?

David: I find myself...

Zorak: Living in a shotgun shack!
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The Geek2
Wed Apr 16 2008, 01:35am
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 Dude, I dont want that damn cheese tattoo
Except I kind of do.
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The Geek2
Wed Apr 16 2008, 01:37am
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 LISTEN.

Find me a place to put it, Eric, Joe and Ian need to get it too, and I'll get it. But its got to be a place that doesnt suggest "Cheese" as in:

Foot Cheese
Boob Cheese
Armpit Cheese
Toe Cheese

Ect.
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FAH-Q
Wed Apr 16 2008, 01:52am
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 I've never heard of forehead cheese!
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who?
Wed Apr 16 2008, 02:57am
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FAH-Q wrote ...

I've never heard of forehead cheese!
awesome pickup line, si!!!
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Thrash
Wed Apr 16 2008, 03:23am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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 Dude, he had me at "FAH-Q" ...
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krapsna
Wed Apr 16 2008, 03:40am
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The Geek2 wrote ...

LISTEN.

Find me a place to put it, Eric, Joe and Ian need to get it too, and I'll get it. But its got to be a place that doesnt suggest "Cheese" as in:

Foot Cheese
Boob Cheese
Armpit Cheese
Toe Cheese

Ect.

How convenient, what an impossible condition to fulfill.

I am so getting the cheese.
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