I agree with Krsna. The Cheese is for LGers ONLY. NO LGettes!
now, for my next few pickup lines, I'm going to use forum thread topics: "I had anal sex last night." "Anally speaking, how far is too far?" "Where are you from?" "All the Freaks come from <insert town name>!" "I like fucking!" "What is the sickest fucking pr0n site(s) you've ever seen?"
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And I wouldn't marry a chick with a cheese tattoo, that's just gross. If she wanted a short fat, balding guy to climb the towers of love once in a while I could take care of that but something tells me you already have that one covered.
FACT TO EVERYONE: Krsna actually CALLED ME to tell me he burned me on the boards... and the above was my reaction, literally.
Now back to the topic: Every time I read one of krsna's pick up lines I keep thinking of the sloppy stripper at the Shitty Titty who "knew" krsna but wasn't sure how she "knew" him. But those of us sitting around caught on that he knew her all right, in the biblical sense.
FACT TO EVERYONE: Krsna actually CALLED ME to tell me he burned me on the boards... and the above was my reaction, literally.
Now back to the topic: Every time I read one of krsna's pick up lines I keep thinking of the sloppy stripper at the Shitty Titty who "knew" krsna but wasn't sure how she "knew" him. But those of us sitting around caught on that he knew her all right, in the biblical sense.
A krsna Klassic!
So funny, it's true. The only thing mello disputed was the balding, lol!
As far as the chubby, sloppy, 48 year old stripper goes... It's pretty difficult around these parts to go to a strip club and NOT run into a stripper that i either fucked, nearly fucked, or got back to my house only to strike out and then have to kick out the next morning cuz she thought i'd listen to her cry for the next day and a half.
But yeah, that one was gross! I still can't help but imagine that the story would have been even funnier if I'd actually fucked her, and not struck out. She cuddled on the couch with me all night though, till I had to kick her out the next day.
wrote ... I agree with Krsna. The Cheese is for LGers ONLY. NO LGettes!
Fucker, the obsession with the cheese started as a conversation between me and joe when I pointed that damn thing out.
right. if i recall the story properly, you wanted THEM to get the tattoo. then, you wanted me and zoomie to get the tattoo. krsna even said, THAT NIGHT, "cmon, i'll give you the cheese too" and you turned him down. so don't go calling me a fucker when you're the very one that brought this sexism on yourself.
pickup line: My girlfriend thinks you're hot, and would like to meet you.
Ok, pickup line actually used on the drunk old lady stripper.
Step one: listen to her slur on about her horrible life for 10 minutes.
Step two: Tell her, "You just haven't lived the life you deserve to live, have you."
Step three: Take her home
Step four: Smoke her weed, but don't get laid
Step five: Spend an hour trying to get her out of your house the next day, wondering at which point you're going to lose your shit and not be able to hold the laughter in because every time she starts walking for the door she starts WEEPING and telling you, "I'm sorry, I have panic attacks... I'll be okay."
Man, I had to nearly push the bitch out the door. And yes, she left my house balling her eyes out.
Well that's the funny part. We bought a lap dance for Joe cause she was so ugly and we're like make it good cause he's in the MILITARY! So she takes him into the side door and behind a curtain. When he comes out he tells us that while she had her ugly snatch in his face she said "Hey, your friend looks really familiar..." ... and it went from there.
Hahhaa that pickup line is hilarious and anytime I read it I can actually hear you SAY it.
she had really floppy tits, and a messy side pony-tail. Classic.
wrote ... I agree with Krsna. The Cheese is for LGers ONLY. NO LGettes!
Fucker, the obsession with the cheese started as a conversation between me and joe when I pointed that damn thing out.
right. if i recall the story properly, you wanted THEM to get the tattoo. then, you wanted me and zoomie to get the tattoo. krsna even said, THAT NIGHT, "cmon, i'll give you the cheese too" and you turned him down. so don't go calling me a fucker when you're the very one that brought this sexism on yourself.
It was much, much more cutting than that. I think she called us retarded at least 7 times while IN the shop, at least once at the titty bar after, and perhaps twice the next day. Further, it was relayed to me as late as last Saturday that she has remarked to at least one other known LGer that she thinks we're morons for getting cheese tattooed on our bodies.
So we know from whence we are seen, brother. Let us now make a pact. No cheese for the Geek. Let it be so.
